💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
    1,327
He even does the signature Ralph high-pitched whine voice when he's trying to mock whoever made him upset.

I hope your wife ruins you and gets your precious car in the settlement, loser. :story:
 
Hamplanet Fitness said:
The following day, he posted these tweets, now deleted, over the course of a few hours.

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Wow he has aged horribly over the last year or so. Dude is only 30? Looks closer to 50 at this point.
 
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Is it that hard to not do blow and cheat on our spouse? I will never understand this mentality. Everyone's prone to their vices, and even the best Christian can fall victim to them, but this mentality of "actually I can still be a faithful, conservative Christian while destroying my family life with cocaine and young girls" is the same mentality that got us Nick Rekieta. Even if you're some weird, turbo gooner addicted to pornography or drinking every day, that's at least more tolerable to doing hardcore drugs and cheating. I will never understand the mentality of people who cheat, and people who don't have the willpower to say no to drugs.
 
Why are all of these alt-right leaders always Homosexual or Bisexual and are only barely less degenerate compared to the far leftoids?

It sounds like these people are actually low-level government agents used to discredit opposition to Globalism and Jewry so they are impossible to take seriously.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
Why are all of these alt-right leaders always Homosexual or Bisexual and are only barely less degenerate compared to the far leftoids?

It sounds like these people are actually low-level government agents used to discredit opposition to Globalism and Jewry so they are impossible to take seriously.
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Anyone who wants to make a career as an entertainer is probably some sort of hedonist at heart, and sexual promiscuity is a part of that.
 
Little bit off topic. But do you guys just leak cum?
Wondering those multiple pregnancy scares with the affair. And one alleged abortion.
My theory of accidental pregnancies has always been that guy just cums in there, on purpose.
I have plowed many fields and pullout has never failed. And no blanks no, when I have filled the damn furrow on two separate fields. Success rate has been fucking 100%...
To make TMI complete, on other occasion it was actual misunderstanding about pills being on use... They weren't.

So I add to list, this asshole has habit of shooting the first rope in. Unless you guys tell me, that you too keep just spraying without realizing.
 
I posted this video in the Quartering thread. Would it be possible for Elijah to have a full senate/congress media pass when his only media experience in on the street clickbait shit and riot videos as an independent journo/hosting a podcast on the Blaze




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Most shocking thing was knowing that he's in his early 30s? Same thing with Kirk. Keep forgetting that people born in the early 90s are in their early to mid 30s now, but also because they've been online for so long I just assumed they were much older. So he was, what, 28 when the Jack Murphy and Ethan Ralph drama happened?
 
Drive-By Comment said:
Little bit off topic. But do you guys just leak cum?
Wondering those multiple pregnancy scares with the affair. And one alleged abortion.
My theory of accidental pregnancies has always been that guy just cums in there, on purpose.
I have plowed many fields and pullout has never failed. And no blanks no, when I have filled the damn furrow on two separate fields. Success rate has been fucking 100%...
To make TMI complete, on other occasion it was actual misunderstanding about pills being on use... They weren't.

So I add to list, this asshole has habit of shooting the first rope in. Unless you guys tell me, that you too keep just spraying without realizing.
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It’s called Precum dude. And in an Elijah Schafer case it sounds like they were just doing sloppy drunk & drug sex and he just splooged in her. “Tee hee I just had my period we’re good babe” 💅
 
I wish Elijah a brutal, bank account prolapsing, custody tearing divorce rape arc and a quick and clean annulment to Will. Here's to a million more snakenings by Milo.
 
Justa Grata Honoria said:
I love how everyone poor husband of THAT WHORE . Hey fuckers there is a woman with two kids and drugged up ,psychotic ex who might kill her and her kids and yet nobody checked on her if she and the kids are alive.

Fuckers Ellijah just left a woman single mom and god knows how many stds , but the retard who married the egirl with no kids and only for few months its the victim.
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How bout this..... they are both victims!

I do think she is not getting enough sympathy though, but its not like she is being totally ignored hag
 
Kulee Baba said:
It’s called Precum dude. And in an Elijah Schafer case it sounds like they were just doing sloppy drunk & drug sex and he just splooged in her. “Tee hee I just had my period we’re good babe” 💅
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Most likely it were multiple splooges.
Like I might just have weak sperm, but every time I've had to knock up the wife it takes like two to three months of daily sex before anything happens.
I'm not doubting you can be incredibly unlucky and hit bullseye on first try, but every cheater seems to claim it was a one time accident while drunk.
That seems statistically unlikely.
It's like the cheater who claims a one time mistake gave them aids.
There's like a 0.1% chance per sexual contact unless you're doing a lot of butt stuff, where it then jumpsuit up to 1.5% chance.
0.1% is a lot of "mistakes" for one to fuck up their life.

Anyhow, yet again getting a racist wife gave me better results than the "tradcath" option
 
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