💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 1.7%

  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votes: 1,032 77.8%

  • No

    Votes: 150 11.3%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 123 9.3%
  • Total voters
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Ishtar said:
One of the key things to remember is someone like Sarah Stock was building up a sexualized rep as pure virgin tradcath e girl. It wasn’t true but it brought her attention, fame, social cachet and connections.
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There's a segment of conservative dudes out there who have this fantasy of meeting some trad conservative religious woman who is still hot and puts a good amount of effort into her appearance. These women may or may not exist but I am 100% certain that they are NOT online influencers of any sort.

Seems like a good amount of grifter women have figured this out and lean into this to varying degrees of success until they get exposed. Besides Sarah Stock, Ashley St. Clair is a great example.
 
2 months ago, Elijah appeared in The Jimmy Dore Show discussing his ongoing case with the FBI. This video is largely a bunch of crying about how the suit is lawfare and that if he loses this case then more Americans are going to lose their rights. But at around 14:07 he says that he "initially cooperated with the FBI" after they launched an investigation into him for being at the capital on January 6th.

I know this thread isn't about him, but this video also shows how dogshit Jimmy's research is since he clearly doesn't know that Elijah tweeted that he was in Nancy Pelosi's office on J6, yet nothing happened to him for years. Ironic since Jimmy loves to claim that people he doesn't like are working for the deep state or secretly taking dark money from the elites. Yet the person he is talking to in this video is more likely to be a fed than anyone he's accused.
 
Brad Boply said:
There's a segment of conservative dudes out there who have this fantasy of meeting some trad conservative religious woman who is still hot and puts a good amount of effort into her appearance. These women may or may not exist but I am 100% certain that they are NOT online influencers of any sort.

Seems like a good amount of grifter women have figured this out and lean into this to varying degrees of success until they get exposed. Besides Sarah Stock, Ashley St. Clair is a great example.
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Sarah Stock was part of the reason this fantasy exists. The trad wide larp is selling a fantasy to angry and lonely men(understandably so).

Being a common slut(the western norm) is too market saturated, so women play the trad angle-for attention and money and clout. This is entirely an attention and fantasy extraction economy.
 
I think outside of gender sperging the hatred towards Sarah is different just because of the cold and calculating level of betrayal involved. Elijah is clearly a a disgusting, depraved degenerate faggot who will probably one day deservedly contract GRIDS and die from it. People like this have practically no control and no morals, of course he’s into drugs and getting his ass pounded by ladyboy hookers. It’s almost comical how stupid and depraved they are. Not that it really makes their behavior any more justifiable, it’s just that you are clearly looking at a diseased damaged individual.

But lying to your betrothed, having him be chaste while you are getting impregnated by the aforementioned fag and getting your sham marriage blessed by the pope is truly a level of evil that can’t be explained by anything other than pure psychopathy. There must be some sick pleasure a person like that gets out of deceiving and harming others. Men and women like that need to be excised from society as violently and swiftly as possible.

As strange as it sounds, if it turned out this Sarah chick was attending some orgies where other women rimmed and pissed on her while high on every drug imaginable I would actually find her slightly less reprehensible. Because that’s just dumb degenerate shit that someone who is a slave to impulse does. I’d also have to question as politely as possible how he didn’t see he was marrying someone insane like that. In this case it’s clear she put on a convincing front and felt no remorse for doing so, barely giving a half-apology when the hammer comes down.

To make a lolcow analogy this is like Chris Chan vs Nick Bate. Chris has done horrible things and can’t be trusted with anything, but he’s so retarded and has such little sense that his responsibility is called into question every time he predictably does something disgusting. Sick Nick Bate has done something so cold and horrific it is a shame he is not hanging in his cell from his eye sockets.
 
Silly Milly said:
I’d also have to question as politely as possible how he didn’t see he was marrying someone insane like that.
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The double edged sword of remaining chaste and following the rules (set out by trads) is that you're often blind to romantic/sexual manipulation and can end up choosing a bad partner. It happens a lot explicitly for this reason. I don't know much about the guy or if he's also a LARPer but if he's genuine then he got blindsided because he's never been disillusioned.
 
How does one lay ears upon the nails-on-a-chalk-board vocal fry valley girl siren screetch of Sarah Stock and think "Yep, that's my bonafide trad-cath sweet heart who will save sex for marriage" ?
 
bimpy said:
How does one lay ears upon the nails-on-a-chalk-board vocal fry valley girl siren screetch of Sarah Stock and think "Yep, that's my bonafide trad-cath sweet heart who will save sex for marriage" ?
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I wanted to blow my brains out when the boys on Kino Casino were playing Milo's phone recording of her. How can anybody in their right mind stand to be around that for more than 30 seconds, let alone want to marry her?
 
Null said:
We don't have a thread for this guy. I don't know if someone wants to write one. This is pretty great.
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@Hamplanet Fitness made one on Elijah Schaffer:
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💰 Grifter Thread 'Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive'

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Elijah Schaffer is an American political commenter and former reporter whose career has been defined not by his journalistic ethos, but rather by his abrasive personality, hypersexuality, and substance-induced misbehavior. While outwardly pretending to be a totally heterosexual, trad-ish guy, Schaffer is anything but, and his life has come crashing down in early 2026 after his wife left him and took the kids. What was the straw that broke the camel's back? Was it the affair with his younger employee? Was it the drunken behavior and reported drug use, which had already cost...
Reactions:Informative x 110 Winner x 69 Semper Fidelis x 18 Like x 19 Lol x 5 Lunacy x 1 DRINK! x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 3 Horrifying x 1 Dislike x 1 Autistic x 1
 
It is amazing that there never was one. He had all sorts of cross overs, such as the cuckening with Jack Murphy, or drama at the Blaze with the fallout from Syndey Watsons lawsuit accusing him of all sorts of shit that got covered up.

Campbell_Trio said:
If there's anything maga doesn't need right now its one of their big names killing his family so he probably did
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Hes not "a big name". Hes most famous for being the faggot cohost on Syndey Watsons podcast.
 
It’s hilarious that he’s saying his wife and kids are kidnapped then later on he’s just like “life is good, got my car back everyone :)”
 
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