Election Predictions Betting General - Get it twisted.

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Who will win the 2024 U.S Presidential Election?

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 72 48.3%
  • Joe Biden

    Votes: 5 3.4%
  • Kamala Harris

    Votes: 4 2.7%
  • Hillary Clinton

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Michael Obama

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Jeb!

    Votes: 20 13.4%
  • Joshua Connor Moon

    Votes: 5 3.4%
  • Christine Weston Chandler

    Votes: 3 2.0%
  • Bossmanjack

    Votes: 12 8.1%
  • Da joos

    Votes: 16 10.7%
  • My mom ❤️

    Votes: 11 7.4%

  • Total voters
    149
  • Poll closed .
All the betting and implausible scenarios aside, I seriously think that the Powers That Be™️ will force a coup and oust Biden as the Democrat nominee at their convention next month. Whether he voluntarily goes along with it or not is another story. They'll probably hold an "open" delegation, because even the most woke-presenting Democrat can't stand Kamala and knows that she's unelectable on her own. In reality, we all know that he probably won't make it another 4 years, and definitely not so even as an empty figurehead. So, as is tradition, to save Our Democracy™️ the Democrats will disregard the votes of the millions of people who voted for Biden in the primary and as "The Most popular present who received the most votes in election history!" to select their candidate of choice.
 
Trump will be ahead at 10:00 PM, then they will magically exactly as many votes as are needed for whomever is the democrat nominee to win.

There is no way the CIA is going to let him back in the white house - well, I shouldn't say "no way" because they'd let him in if they could trust him to play ball, but they don't, so they wont.
 
There's no way it will be Harris. No one wants her.

Blackrock fucked up their assassination attempt by hiring a retard and now they've helped shoo Trump in.

Nice legacy for a dead dickhead.
 
Avatar bet: If Trump doesn't win California I change my avatar and status to the first thing someone suggests by replying to this for a week.
You will be Tub Girl pfp and you will be happy.
 
You will be Tub Girl pfp and you will be happy.
No clue what that is. If it's NSFW then obviously I can't do that.
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Deal.
 
I fucking hope and pray I am not jinxing it by saying it outloud, the minute Trump raised fist in air after getting shot in the head I believe the election was over.

Wasn't there a 1992 film with Tim Robbins about a political candidate faking being shot to gain sympathy, normally I love me a good conspiracy but, I love guns more and everything I know about guns says there really was some liberal faggot with an AR on a roof the SS detail did not respond too fast enough. If there was a conspiracy of any kind that day it was for the SS detail to let a glowing patsy get a clear shot.
 
Necroposting but I'm angry at myself for not checking out these betting sites earlier.

Earlier in the week Trump and Harris were at an even 50/50 for betting. After Monday where Kamala had a comically bad interview with The View, shares jumped up to 60 for betting on Trump.

That's 10% profit lost out of laziness.
 

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