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Who will win the 2024 U.S Presidential Election?

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 72 48.3%

  • Joe Biden

    Votes: 5 3.4%

  • Kamala Harris

    Votes: 4 2.7%

  • Hillary Clinton

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Michael Obama

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Jeb!

    Votes: 20 13.4%

  • Joshua Connor Moon

    Votes: 5 3.4%

  • Christine Weston Chandler

    Votes: 3 2.0%

  • Bossmanjack

    Votes: 12 8.1%

  • Da joos

    Votes: 16 10.7%

  • My mom ❤️

    Votes: 11 7.4%
  • Total voters
    149
  • Poll closed .
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This thread is for all bets made by Kiwis during elections of all types across the world regarding election results of any kind, so yes, you can even bet on North Korean elections. Channel your inner BMJ as you make your autism useful for once and try to come up with bets that you can win and more importantly, follow up on if you lose. Please don’t try to do anything monetary in regards to election betting, as Null may get angry. Btw you don’t have to punish or reward yourself, bets without such addons are fine too, albeit less exciting. Political sperging is okay as long as your post includes a bet. This OP will not outline any standard way to reward/punish users for bets. However, here is one recommendation (thanks to @We Are The Witches for this one):
  • Avatar bet - This is a bet in which you pledge to change your avatar and status to another avatar and status that the first user to ping you and call dibs determined for a set period of time if you lose.
If you want to track betting odds instead of making a bet yourself, here's a list of websites that @777Flux graciously provided:

Markets:
Sites:
If you don't want to do either, then you can vote in the poll above (thanks to @Dagoth AMOGUS for the poll idea).


Here’s an infamous example of a bet that has been made recently as of the time of typing this OP.
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I know, how about that if you lose the bet, you have to change your avatar and message (below your Kiwifarms name) for a month to something else?

The one calling dibs on what that would be, is the first person who tags that user and decides what it is.
Like an example: @HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS has to change their avatar to a picture of Amos Yee, and their status has to say "Believe it".

I myself won't bet on this election, as I'm not acquainted enough with US politics.
 
Avatar bet: Biden fucks up enough that a Cali or New York politician dejectedly endorses Orange Man.
 
Why not add a poll to the top of page? Just keep it simple, “Trump or Biden”.

No need for “MYANMAR WILL FAST-ROPE IN AN ALL TRANS WETWORKS SQUAD TO LIQUIDATE EVERYONE AND VANISH”

The Backwards Man said:
If Trump is a disappointment in office again I will come back to this thread and give everyone above me one winner sticker in 2028.
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Already did it for you. He has to reverse the damage of the last 8 years, his own presidency included, when he let senile Mueller run wild and Fauci play mad scientist in public without simply nailing each to the Washington monument that they would see America be restored before them while their eyes darken.
 
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Anyone who thinks that the system isn't rigged and that democrats won't pull the same rigging stunt they did last election is a dumbass. There is zero chance of Trump winning because our votes will be thrown in the trash and democrats will choose the victor themselves. Our government is no more democratic or legitimate then places like North Korea. Republicans could have spent the past four years pushing for higher voting security and yet they've done nothing because they are all cowards who only wish to hold on to what little power they have in the moment. Expect a red wave in favor for Trump only for the results to be held off so that "all of the votes can be counted". Wait until 3am and blue votes will spike in the exact states that Biden needs. I will vote but I know that in practice this means nothing and I will expect nothing.

If I am wrong I will permanently change the caption on my name to "registered retard". Because the odds on this bet are so astronomically low I will ask for nothing if I win
 
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Anyone who thinks that the system isn't rigged and that democrats won't pull the same rigging stunt they did last election is a dumbass. There is zero chance of Trump winning because our votes will be thrown in the trash and democrats will choose the victor themselves. Our government is no more democratic or legitimate then places like North Korea. Republicans could have spent the past four years pushing for higher voting security and yet they've done nothing because they are all cowards who only wish to hold on to what little power they have in the moment. Expect a red wave in favor for Trump only for the results to be held off so that "all of the votes can be counted". Wait until 3am and blue votes will spike in the exact states that Biden needs. I will vote but I know that in practice this means nothing and I will expect nothing.

If I am wrong I will permanently change the caption on my name to "registered retard". Because the odds on this bet are so astronomically low I will ask for nothing if I win
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I could see a rigged Biden victory setting off the American equivalent to the "Troubles"
 
 
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IF Trump wins New Jersey, I expect a video of you eating a plate full of your poopoo.
You can wear a batman mask and use a blanket to hide your background (To avoid doxing your face/dwelling space), but you will have to hold up a card saying "For Tsukasa Kadoya and the Farms" before digging in.
If Null doesn't comment on this if it happens I'll send him a million pizzas....in minecraft
 
Avatar bet: If Trump doesn't win California I change my avatar and status to the first thing someone suggests by replying to this for a week.
 
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