Eating Tide Detergent Pods. - Fuck whatever generation this is.

What the fuck is wrong with this world when putting laundry detergent in your mouth is a fucking meme.

We deserve a North Korean nuke.

Bonus Furry Content

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

The kid in the striped shirt in the second video looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

There are warning commercials about Tide pods. So it must be a real problem for little kids since the pods look like candy. They even sell a child proof container for them.

This is so dumb because the soap is highly concentrated and poisonous. And parents park their children in from of Nanny Youtube for hours on end.

lol more like fatal alcohol syndrome now.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I went into a store recently and there were a bunch of tide pods on sale, being displayed in the middle of the aisle near where you walk in. The only winner is capitalism.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdmBo4UHpBe/?taken-by=realfratstars

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Is tide going to have to put a warning for parents to keep them out of reach for teens too?

"WARNING: Keep out of reach of pets, children and anybody with stupid hair and a go-pro."

 

[Spicy Hog]

HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH IN WET CEMENT?!?!? ((IMPOSSIBLE NEW CHALLENGE!!!!))

 

[ZehnBoat]

"WARNING: Keep out of reach of pets, children, youtubers, and game journalists."

ftfy

 

[Fagnacious D]

HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH IN WET CEMENT?!?!? ((IMPOSSIBLE NEW CHALLENGE!!!!))

I HAVE A NEW SOFT DRINK FOR YOU TO TRY FROM A FAMILIAR BRAND

HOW MANY CAN YOU CHUG?!

 

[thepianogeniusfromshine]

Kids these days are so spoiled. Back in my day if we wanted tide we had to snort that shit

 

[CatParty]

 

[CIA Nigger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fH4OuVnTwM

News article in a day: Man dies from inhaling Tide Pod for dumb YouTube challenge.

 

[XYZpdq]

And they can vote, too!

 

[Dysnomia]

Does Tide make a pod with bleach in it? Because that will be next.

 

[Quijibo69]

Tide is really doing gods work.

I thought this was a joke when I watched this a year ago.:

 

[DNA_JACKED]

They are just trying to make sure the gene pool for future generations is 'clean and stain free'.

 

[Munchingonfish]

A-loggers are going to feel really messed up when people take them up on bleach as a beverage.

 

[CWCchange]

I remember when Tide Pods came out about six years ago. The plastic container was clear and opened with a single latch, later becoming solid orange with more annoying latches, and now a "Child-Guard" lock. This was a Darwin Awards issue years before the recent stupid meme. It's like when Lego placed plastic bars over its tubs stop to kids from sticking buckets over their heads, or Burger King Kids Meal Poké Ball toys in the 90s some retarded kids stuck in their mouth. Yes, those are aimed at children, however doesn't excuse parents being retarded not to watch what kids put in their mouths.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Spoiler: Unfunny memes

 

[Marvin]

No, sorry son, you're going to have foamy shits for the next week or two. Here, I brought you some adult diapers! Maybe next time you shouldn't eat laundry detergent. Toodle doo~~~~

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

>implying these shits don't already wear them

 

[Marvin]

Y'know, I think I'm OK with this sort of stuff.

Like honestly? They're really modern day daredevils. A bunch of little Evel Knievels, let me tell you. They deserve our respect, our gratitude, not our scorn! They are the bold, brash, risk takers who put it all on the line to perform for us. They perform for us on the substantial chance they'll fuck it up and go careening into the canyon, thus giving us all a little moment of joy. Joy at the thought that one less stupid person will be reproducing.

God bless you noble bastards, for sacrificing yourselves in such reckless fashions*, to the merriment of all!

* Basically any of these stupid "challenge" memes that come with the risk of serious injury or death.

PS It's the same reason why anyone watches nascar too.