Eating Tide Detergent Pods. - Fuck whatever generation this is.

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So what kind of reatard thinks these look like candy anyway. Cuz I never seen candy that looks like that.
 
These things are nasty, and whatever the coating is, it clings to your skin until you wash your hands. First time I did laundry with them I tossed one in the washer, added the clothes, then did a bit more cleaning before I had a snack. I ended up touching my lips somehow, I don’t know if it was from eating chips or what, but ended up with a mouthfull of chemical godawfulness. It stuck to my fingers for like 20 minutes after I had touched one of those pods for two seconds, with dry hands.

I hadn’t really thought about having to wash my hands after handling them until then.
 
In nature, animals that are extremely poisonous are brightly coloured. This is to ward off predators.
By eating Tide pods, we are repressing one of our most primal instincts - to avoid putting things in our mouth that are brightly coloured.
And they say this is the pinnacle of human evolution.
 
neverendingmidi said:
These things are nasty, and whatever the coating is, it clings to your skin until you wash your hands. First time I did laundry with them I tossed one in the washer, added the clothes, then did a bit more cleaning before I had a snack. I ended up touching my lips somehow, I don’t know if it was from eating chips or what, but ended up with a mouthfull of chemical godawfulness. It stuck to my fingers for like 20 minutes after I had touched one of those pods for two seconds, with dry hands.

I hadn’t really thought about having to wash my hands after handling them until then.
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It's okay, we've all had that temptation to deliberately eat poison at least once in our lives.

Just fight the urge, become stronger, and say your prayers.
 
I just can’t wait for a decade to pass when society collapses because all our doctors, pilots, and politicians can’t come into work because they ate too much detergent.
 
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