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I think it's high time we create a separate thread just to throw in the unrelenting wave of articles, pushing for people to eat the bugs.

In the last few couple months, we've had articles like these:

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You WILL eat ze bugs, goy.
 
I disagree in this case. Just check out his shorts.
oh... i'm gonna be honest i expected him to be a weird guy who hangs out innawoods, not a gay pastor with a tiktok account and an interest in baby yoda
this story is just getting more and more outrageous i wanna talk to the author
 
you will eat the shrimp and crabs

also the article is about eating snails which the french have done for ages now. escargot tasty
Except those are carefully raised to try and ensure they don't get parasites. Wild ones are pretty much chock full of them.
 
Another reason to avoid Washington, D.C.
https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2024/08/16/restaurants-bugs-edible-insects
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bEjEf
Crickets. Flying ants. Bee larvae. Bugs are swarming onto menus in D.C. and beyond.

Why it matters: Eating insects isn't new. Ancient Romans feasted on beetle larvae, the Aztecs on water fly eggs. But in addition to their ties to Indigenous foodways, chefs and industries are embracing bugs for their nutritional value and eco-friendliness.

The big picture: More than 2 billion people worldwide consume insects regularly, according to the United Nations, which a decade ago began pushing pests as a sustainable super-protein for humans, pets, and livestock that can benefit the environment and create jobs in developing countries.

Modern celebrity chefs helped turn them mainstream, like Rene Redzepi's viral ant egg tostada or José Andrés' grasshopper tacos — one of D.C.'s OG bug bites, still served at Oyamel.
State of play: Americans aren't rushing to trade Big Macs for beetles, but there's a growing bug economy in the U.S. You can buy "mixed bug" trail mix on Amazon, sample chili-lime crickets from indie snacks brands like Don Bugito, or browse a variety of bug-based products at Mom's Organic Market in the DMV.

The Rockville-based chain's "sustainable protein" aisle is packed with cricket-flour granola and mealworm bolognese sauce.
By the numbers: The North American insect protein market was valued at nearly $48 billion in 2023, according to Data Bridge Market Research. It's projected to reach over $274 billion by 2031.

Zoom in: At Amparo Fondita in Dupont Circle, diners can try mezcal-flambeed grasshopper tostadas and seasonal flying ants.

"Chaps" (chapulines, or crickets) are sprinkled on any dish by request, and can be purchased in the restaurant's marketplace, which boasts a variety of Mexican bugs.
For chef Christian Irabién, it's all part of bucking against the "Disneyfication of Mexican food" and embracing native roots.
What they're saying: "Bugs are a staple part of the diet in a lot of Indigenous communities throughout Mexico. We get them directly from communities we're trying to support," Irabién tells Axios.

It's a full-circle approach. Source mezcal from family farmers in Oaxaca alongside insects that sustain the land. "They're part of the ecosystem. They enrich the agave, the plant life, and soil."
Over at Chicatana in Columbia Heights — named for flying ants — chef/co-owner Marcelino Zamudio tucks them into tacos as a nod to his Mexican roots.

"I want to keep it traditional," he tells Axios.
Between the lines: At experimental bar Silver Lyan in Penn Quarter, bugs make a statement.

Case in point: Their "Air Bee and Bee" cocktail. Made with tequila, almond blossoms, and hay-smoked bee larva, the drink told a story of how immigrant and insect migration is critical to California almond farms.
Meanwhile, there's a "If you can't beat them, eat them" attitude towards summer's cicada scourge (they taste like shrimp). To that we say, bug appétit!
 
you will eat the shrimp and crabs

also the article is about eating snails which the french have done for ages now. escargot tasty
The video linked is of slugs, which have even more parasites than snails, including rat lungworm, which can paralyse you, as it can travel into the brain. They are just not the good kind of mollusc to be eating in general.
 
Time to add some commentary to the article I posted.
Eating insects isn't new. Ancient Romans feasted on beetle larvae, the Aztecs on water fly eggs.
Did the elites of both civilizations eat insects or just the peasantry? The Romans also practiced slavery and the Aztecs practiced human sacrifice along with slavery. Maybe those should be brought back.
But in addition to their ties to Indigenous foodways, chefs and industries are embracing bugs for their nutritional value and eco-friendliness.
Why would you want bug eating tied to your culture?
More than 2 billion people worldwide consume insects regularly, according to the United Nations, which a decade ago began pushing pests as a sustainable super-protein for humans, pets, and livestock that can benefit the environment and create jobs in developing countries.
What kind of jobs are being created?
Modern celebrity chefs helped turn them mainstream, like Rene Redzepi's viral ant egg tostada or José Andrés' grasshopper tacos — one of D.C.'s OG bug bites, still served at Oyamel.
I'm guessing these meals cost a fortune. And isn't José Andrés' the guy who sent his chefs to the Gaza Strip where they died?
"Bugs are a staple part of the diet in a lot of Indigenous communities throughout Mexico. We get them directly from communities we're trying to support," Irabién tells Axios.
Probably because they can't afford anything else.
Meanwhile, there's a "If you can't beat them, eat them" attitude towards summer's cicada scourge (they taste like shrimp). To that we say, bug appétit!
The headline to the link about the cicadas says they "supposedly taste like shrimp, but we're not about to find out." Total journo death, especially for the closing sentence.
 
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glowniggers on a regular basis: the roman empire? what roman empire? didn't happen, nothing was ever great, shut up about it stop bringing it up
glowniggers when they're trying to convince us to eat bugs and have public bumsex: THE ROMANS-
 
You're supposed to boil the damn things repeatedly, that should help kill off all the parasites from them eating dead rats, dog shit and who knows what else.
It’s actually a very irresponsible article. People can and have died from eating slugs, there was a lad a while back who swallowed a whole one as a dare and ended up paralysed and I think he may even have died. You cannot boil wild slugs enough. French escargot are raised in captivity and fed a specific diet so they don’t taste too hideous (they still taste hideous.) slugs and snails are riddled with parasites. I know they’ve been really bad this year where I am, but if you even pick them off your veg you need to wash your hands and the veg very well.
also the article is about eating snails
It’s a translation error. The swedes call both snigel . Sniglar is slugs and it’s also snails.
 
It’s actually a very irresponsible article. People can and have died from eating slugs, there was a lad a while back who swallowed a whole one as a dare and ended up paralysed and I think he may even have died. You cannot boil wild slugs enough. French escargot are raised in captivity and fed a specific diet so they don’t taste too hideous (they still taste hideous.) slugs and snails are riddled with parasites. I know they’ve been really bad this year where I am, but if you even pick them off your veg you need to wash your hands and the veg very well.
Yup, the Aussie guy. Died in 2018.




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Unrelated, but some other dude ate a gecko and, unsurprisingly, died shortly after.


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For fuck's sake, I never knew salmonella could get so fucking gnarly.
 
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Unrelated, but some other dude ate a gecko and, unsurprisingly, died shortly after.


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For fuck's sake, I never knew salmonella could get so fucking gnarly.
That sounds kind of like typhoid, which is basically super salmonella. "Black urine" is probably Retarded Journo for dark urine, which means (in the case of typhoid) hemolytic anemia, which is a pretty rare complication but can happen.

The progression is way fast for typhoid though. Dead in 10 days, even untreated, is hard to believe unless the guy was severely immunocompromised. Untreated typhoid "only" kills about a quarter of people who get it, and almost all of those people are halfway in the grave already. Even then, it usually takes about a month.

Either this guy was really good at hiding his terminal AIDS or something else was going on.
 
The symptoms are more like liver failure and stomach obstruction. That’s some pretty severe salmonella- I’d be open to the idea the gecko was carrying something else.
Either way, don’t eat geckos or slugs
 
That sounds kind of like typhoid, which is basically super salmonella. "Black urine" is probably Retarded Journo for dark urine, which means (in the case of typhoid) hemolytic anemia, which is a pretty rare complication but can happen.

The progression is way fast for typhoid though. Dead in 10 days, even untreated, is hard to believe unless the guy was severely immunocompromised. Untreated typhoid "only" kills about a quarter of people who get it, and almost all of those people are halfway in the grave already. Even then, it usually takes about a month.

Either this guy was really good at hiding his terminal AIDS or something else was going on.

The symptoms are more like liver failure and stomach obstruction. That’s some pretty severe salmonella- I’d be open to the idea the gecko was carrying something else.
Either way, don’t eat geckos or slugs
Geckos (and other lizards) can carry salmonella, but they can also have camphylobactor, and even in rare cases they can harbour protozoa (cryptosporidium, leishmania, and giardia have all been reported in the past). Since it was a wild gecko too, which wouldn't have had a basic diet of 'safe' insects, the chances were high it had all sorts of stuff on/in it.
Don't eat lizards, but also, if you have a pet reptile, always wash your hands really well after handling/cleaning out its tank, and also clean any surfaces its been on too.
 
ive eaten gator before. pretty tasty. ive heard you can eat iguana too but havent tried that
Those are generally fine, as they have been (hopefully) cleaned and butchered well, as in, the inner meat wasnt touching any of the uncooked skin for long. It's a lot harder to do that on tiny lizards like geckos (plus that dude ate it whole and uncooked).
I've personally had crocodile burgers, they were nice, although almost burned them as the meat does not really change colour as you cook it.
 
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