E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
The true winners of E3 are those who laugh at it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pAYSx7TiJSo

LOL

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Well, I didn't want to start an E3 2020 thread, but at the same time this is too good to pass by... There has been news regarding the upcoming E3 2020 and good Lord they're gonna fuck everything up... and you can blame it on Keanu Reeves.



Original article via GameDaily.biz

Long and short of it... The ESA wants to rebrand E3 as a "fan, media, and influencer festival." Some highlights...

e3202socialgoodwm.jpg


Also, the main E3 floor is going to look like a theme park...

e32020westhallwm.jpg


ESA.. just stop. It's already dead.
 
Well, I didn't want to start an E3 2020 thread, but at the same time this is too good to pass by... There has been news regarding the upcoming E3 2020 and good Lord they're gonna fuck everything up... and you can blame it on Keanu Reeves.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GDu2h3Kcc-s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=auVx5yB74UU
Original article via GameDaily.biz

Long and short of it... The ESA wants to rebrand E3 as a "fan, media, and influencer festival." Some highlights...

e3202socialgoodwm.jpg


Also, the main E3 floor is going to look like a theme park...

e32020westhallwm.jpg


ESA.. just stop. It's already dead.
Are they fucking insane? The only reason anyone’s ever given a shit is because they’re a trade show where big things get shown. They’ve gone down because of mismanagement and the Western game industry stagnating and pissing people off to the point that they have nothing to show more often than not. What the fuck is that plan even, an even more retarded Vidcon?
 
Are they fucking insane? The only reason anyone’s ever given a shit is because they’re a trade show where big things get shown. They’ve gone down because of mismanagement and the Western game industry stagnating and pissing people off to the point that they have nothing to show more often than not. What the fuck is that plan even, an even more exceptional Vidcon?
It's sad to see things simply die because someone thought they had a better idea.
 
What does STEM even have to do with E3?
But, I as far I know E3 has been crap for years the only things that kept it alive was pure hype and the occasional good presentation not hosted by morons.
 
E3 must be getting really desperate if they're trying to pull this shit.
The saddest irony in all this is that if E3 opened up to the general public a decade ago, a lot of people would consider it a good thing,
 
E3 must be getting really desperate if they're trying to pull this shit.
The saddest irony in all this is that if E3 opened up to the general public a decade ago, a lot of people would consider it a good thing,
IDK even a decade ago most people considered E3 dogshit and waited for TGS.

Honestly the final nails in E3's coffin were all the big players saying fuck it and hosting their own conferences.
 
Well, I didn't want to start an E3 2020 thread, but at the same time this is too good to pass by... There has been news regarding the upcoming E3 2020 and good Lord they're gonna fuck everything up... and you can blame it on Keanu Reeves.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GDu2h3Kcc-s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=auVx5yB74UU
Original article via GameDaily.biz

Long and short of it... The ESA wants to rebrand E3 as a "fan, media, and influencer festival." Some highlights...

e3202socialgoodwm.jpg


Also, the main E3 floor is going to look like a theme park...

e32020westhallwm.jpg


ESA.. just stop. It's already dead.
Wow this is a new record this E3 is already the worse and it didn't even officially start well I guess it now safe to say I just going watch only the trailers on YouTube for now on.
 
IDK even a decade ago most people considered E3 dogshit and waited for TGS.

Honestly the final nails in E3's coffin were all the big players saying fuck it and hosting their own conferences.
I recommend making a TGS thread for 2020 so certain people like me can remember it's happening
 
Remember when some people were initially sad that Nintendo wasn't doing traditional stage shows anymore? This just goes to show they were years ahead of the curb in sidestepping the increasingly worse dumpster fire E3 was becoming.
 
Nintendo is the autistic kid in a class full of jocks and bimbos. They may do a smart thing here and there but are a step behind everyone else.

News of E3 2020 is like mourning in the funeral of Terri Schiavo, E3 has been dead to me for years and I was looking more forward to people making fun of it than the actual announcements.
 
Dammit! I just want e3 to be a place to show off a bunch of cool shit that’s gonna be disappointing, is that so much to ask?
Nintendo is the autistic kid in a class full of jocks and bimbos. They may do a smart thing here and there but are a step behind everyone else.
Hey you take that back! Nintendo is not autistic, and they are SO ahead of the ga-
 
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