E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
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Btw Mana collection is right now on the store for 40 bucks with a physical release coming later

And Contra is a nice announcement but is not the "special" thing that konami was saying
 
People have already mentioned the Nintendo stuff that looks good, they're elaborating during the Treehouse right now.

I might even get Animal Crossing: Fyre Festival edition.
 
Nintendo did more in 20 minutes than what everyone else did in hours. Showing us some goddamn video games. It's good to have you back, Banjo.
 
Ad Lib Moaning said:
I want to believe Nintendo can do it, but it feels like Silent Hill would be one hardest to get from Konami's hands.
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But OTOH, imagine a timeline where Nintendo and Kojima team up and bring Metal Gear back. We'll get Revengence 2 and Raiden for Smash.
 
Every other E3 presentation: Give us 90 minutes to 3 hours to give you maybe one or two games that are of interest to you while we butcher games you loved as a kid into mobile games and pander to the woke crowd.

Nintendo: Give us 40 minutes and we'll make you remember why you give a shit about gaming in the first place. Oh yeah, and we'll resurrect the dead for you while we're at it.
 
A legit version of SoM 3.

Miracles are real.

Thank you, Nintendo.

EDIT: also, I love this new trend of "announce highly anticipated game, then at the end tell everyone they can buy it right now if they want, drop the mic and walk offstage to thunderous applause" because that's how you do a hype explosion.
 
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I'm really excited for the Secret of Mana 3 remake but also slightly worried. The last two entries in the series on the DS were huge pieces of shit and so was the SoM 1 remake iirc.

Also can't wait for Link's Awakening.
 
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Arcade 1up didn't make a suggested realease day for TMNT did they? Even if it was just for which yearly quarter?

I next go to the United States in August and that cab is 100% certain for the mini arcade I want to host on my islands Christmas festival I am beginning to plan.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Imagine my hype after all these years learning that Phantasy Star Online 2 was finally announced as having a western release. Now imagine my heart shattering like another failed love quest when it is USA only and for Xbox one and windows 10.

Fuck you Sega, Fuck you!
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I'm...mildly surprised that after seven years, it's getting officially localized. I always thought that Sega held off on it because it cost them nothing to have amateur modders translate the game and turning a blind eye to the gaijin playerbase, rather than sink money into another potential Phantasy Star Universe-esque failure. Expect Sega to suddenly remember that the game's terms of service doesn't allow people outside of Japan to play and start banning foreigners once we get closer to 2020.

Good luck on getting any of the cosmetic dlc stateside, though. Anime and manga licences are one thing, but when your game's customization features are robust enough to let you create thunder-thighs thicc mommies and literal children, then you've got a half a dozen Kotaku articles and ResetEra posts just waiting to be written.

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Cubanodun said:
Btw Mana collection is right now on the store for 40 bucks with a physical release coming later
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alot of people will lose alot of money. price will go boom for the OG release.

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Nintendo: Give us 40 minutes and we'll make you remember why you give a shit about gaming in the first place. Oh yeah, and we'll resurrect the dead for you while we're at it.
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I realy hoped for a bit more of their stupid fun Sketches. the browser one was fun, and the direct feeled a bit tooo compressed.
 
I liked how DK, Diddy and K. Rool were legit happy at seeing Banjo. It was a nice touch.
 
Just got through the direct. Man it was so refreshing to see a short professional presentation with games and gameplay and no: corporate bullshit, developer diaries that nobody gives a shit about, skits, annoying shills woo-ing at everything, celebrities, presentations that drag, diversity, and more. The worst parts for me was probably the puppet and the RE skit which felt unnecessary and out of place, at least they still showed gameplay during those short sections.

I'm kinda conflicted as it'd be great if more followed their example, but i'd also miss some of that classic E3 cringe.
 
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