E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267


Also can't hear it here seems like Todd manages to lie even without talking now.
 
Devolver Bootleg's real and on sale for 1% off.
Reminds me of that ZX Spectrum game, Don't Buy This: Five of the Worst Games Ever, where the publisher released the five worst games ever submitted to them.

The 1% sale is just icing on the cake.
 
thank god for devolver, a third of the time as any other conference and yet everything shown was interesting.

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Ghost Wire has my interest, Shinji Mikami has a fantastic track record. And nice to have release date for Doom, Doom 2016 was good and this looks like more of the same, I'm into that. Everything else at Bethesda was pure shit.
 
Anyone else hear that music playing over the rage trailer on the youtube stream? I wonder if some tech was fucking about.
 
Aside from Cyberpunk, Elden Ring and Ghostwire Tokyo nothing this year at E3 looks interesting or good. The only other thing I’m interested in that I hope they’ll show off more of over the next couple of days is the Avengers game. Outside of that everything else looks like shit.
 
Anyone else hear that music playing over the rage trailer on the youtube stream? I wonder if some tech was fucking about.
Yeah there was some Undertale music that started playing at one point, I have no clue what the deal with that was
 
So for today

Microsoft: Elden rings, halo and keanu reeves, the rest was things we already knew or expansions like that lego DLC

Bethesda: Doom Eternal and Ghostwire that it looks like a cooler Shadowrun, i dig it and people became fan of the chick, me included, going to play it, but they desecrated Commander Keen , not even the original creators are pleased

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Devolver digital: best robocop movie
 
So for today

Microsoft: Elden rings, halo and keanu reeves, the rest was things we already knew or expansions like that lego DLC

Bethesda: Doom Eternal and Ghostwire that it looks like a cooler Shadowrun, i dig it and people became fan of the chick, me included, going to play it, but they desecrated Commander Keen , not even the original creators are pleased

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Devolver digital: best robocop movie
I always feel a little sad when a creator look on to see their creations getting raped
 
For those who didn't catch it...


Tomorrow is Epic Store PC Gaming, Ubisoft, and Square-Enix. Any hopes and dreams?
 
Is this pre pre show really gonna go on for 12 hours? I never watched a Devolver stream. That's some dedication to a bit if they are
 
What was the deal with that Elder Scrolls game with the dragons? The palette was all brown and yellow. Brown and yellow makes me think of one thing only.


Zestiria's look just bored me too much to care about Tales for the last few years, it just looked so boring.

I haven't played Zestiria yet but I really enjoyed Berseria, which seemed more interesting just from the cover art alone.
 
Tomorrow is Epic Store PC Gaming, Ubisoft, and Square-Enix. Any hopes and dreams?

I'm hoping that FF7R ends up being good. If the combat turns out to be a lot like KH2FM or the earlier versions of Versus XIII I'll be pretty happy. Also curious to see what see Eidos' Avengers game looks like after it was a no-show last year.
 
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