E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
God bless Devolver man, they know how to make things interesting.
 
Expect another Devolver meme show and as cynical as I am it's at least more entertaining than the stand and talk about a game then show some scripted gameplay.
 
Did you see that Commander Keen trailer? Pretty epic wouldn't you say? Oh my, it looks like a cartoon for children but they used the "F" word! How delightfully incongruous!
 
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_blank_ said:
Tomorrow is Epic Store PC Gaming, Ubisoft, and Square-Enix. Any hopes and dreams?
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Ubisoft has beyond Good & Evil 2 which i have a good gut feeling about but I think they did a livestream about it last week to specifically avoid E3. It's going to be a bunch of tom clancy games that look and play the same as okish third person shooters but fuck do I not care. After the division the entire tps genre is soured for me. I just don't care about any of their other IPs. The PC gaming show is always a shit show but with epic throwing money around there might be something worthwhile.

amazingly Square is in a good position to take the crown this year. FF7R, the KH3 DLC, that platinum thing they revealed last year, and that avengers thing they've had in the tank for a while.
 
Bean Cheese said:
Fun fact: This was shown after an FF7 concert that cost $77.77 to attend. Apparently, the concert was a majority of PC MIDI files.
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SE never ceases to amaze me. Fucking unreal.

Edit: Watch it be like KH3 last year and they play this exact same video AGAIN with nothing new during their own E3 presentation.
 
I am not spoiling myself this year and will wait until E3 is over to give my opinion, not knowing what will be makes it more bearable
 
_blank_ said:
For those who didn't catch it...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=riNcPrsFYM0
Tomorrow is Epic Store PC Gaming, Ubisoft, and Square-Enix. Any hopes and dreams?
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AMD has a conference tomorrow, not sure if its part of the PC gaming bit. They will announce new GPUs and probably talk about raytracing in Navi, which really means ray tracing in directx and what sort of approach will be used in the next xbox and playstation.
 
I was very surprised by Keanu. Hes a good egg. I wonder if there will be more random celebs in the game? Give me Michelle Pfeiffer or Jean Smart lol.

I wonder if Beyond Good & Evil will use the same voice cast? I know Jade and Peejg were voiced by American actors living in France (in fact Jade's actress directed Code Lyoko if I recall correctly)
 
Hey guys what happened while I was asleep, I bet-
>DRAGONS
>fallout 76 battle royale
>commander keen mobile

Going back to bed.
 
They did something to the audience in the Bethesda conference, and I think giving them money wasn't enough.
 
jellycar said:
I was very surprised by Keanu. Hes a good egg. I wonder if there will be more random celebs in the game? Give me Michelle Pfeiffer or Jean Smart lol.

I wonder if Beyond Good & Evil will use the same voice cast? I know Jade and Peejg were voiced by American actors living in France (in fact Jade's actress directed Code Lyoko if I recall correctly)
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Someone on /v/ said there is a rumor that kanye will be in cyberpunk. I hope its true just for the shitposting potential.

Smug Chuckler said:
They did something to the audience in the Bethesda conference, and I think giving them money wasn't enough.
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Bethesda employees + drones.
 
Beth's conference was fucking pathetic holy goddamn, it was almost so bad it wasn't saved by Doom. Literally having fans saying Bethesda games saved their lives. I'm so fucking glad Nintendo just says "Here's games. Direct is over." You know, instead of spending 25 minutes of your 40 minute conference talking about how playing Skyrim makes you feel better about being a faggot or the latest cloud gaming scam.

I will say that I enjoy watching all the "YIKES CHAT WOW uwu" comments on Twitch be drowned in normal humans laughing their asses off every time whatever company panders to freaks. I imagine it must be a wonderful reminder how no one cares about your PC shit when they could just be having fun instead.
 
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