E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
Late as fuck, but the fact they're finally done with Xillia's ugly ass engine also made it worth it.
Hopefully they'll also quit using ufotable for anything anime related to this and in the future? Probably a bit too :optimistic: though.
They've kept the same character designer that they used in Berseria.

IIRC the new engine itself is apparently the same they're using for Code Vein which keeps getting delayed. I'm noticing that the Golems from Zestiria seem to be back. They clearly spent a ton of time making the game, the battle system is all new as well.
 
They've kept the same character designer that they used in Berseria.

IIRC the new engine itself is apparently the same they're using for Code Vein which keeps getting delayed. I'm noticing that the Golems from Zestiria seem to be back. They clearly spent a ton of time making the game, the battle system is all new as well.

It's different, but I'm willing to give it a chance for Tales as they've a nice track record overall.
 
Will suda51 be shitposting with devolver or will he reveal his new game at the nintendo direct
 
I mean asian gamerman is talking over this part but I can't hear it at all.


EDIT: Also can't hear it here:

 
Last edited:
ToddHowardHotMicGoogle701pm06092019.JPG


Three google results so far with that hot mic line
 
Once again Bethesda starts off weak with mobile games and DLC. Thankfully The later shit with Wolfenstein Ghost Wire and Doom Eternal managed to come off with some far more impressive ideas.

I rather enjoyed Microsofts show this year. They had a strong list of games I'm interested in, PSO2 and Tales of, among others, and did an actual show. All Bethesda did was suck their fans dicks and pretend that all is well, Fallout 76 is better than ever and you can't wait to play Commander Keen.
 
i think it may be real considering people were talking about it as it was happening
How long would it take to go into a video editor and blow that soundclip up to audible levels?
 
Nobody likes the tales series except for me, the fact that we're getting a new game after all this time is the only thing that has made e3 worth it.
I like the Tales games. Still need to play Bersaria. So far the only things that have been cool are that, Harada-san apparently shitting himself on twitter over all of Bamco’s reveals being leaked, and thinking Keanu is actually a really good choice for Cyberpunk. Well, that and more Doom Eternal gameplay, but that’s probably really hard to fuck up at this point.
 
Back
Top Bottom