E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
Congratulations, Bethesdroids, you perpetuated this, suffer under your own apathy.
 
THE BATTLE ROYALE MODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BETHESDA.
 
Free Trial and Battle Royal this week
 
Well, we realised we jumped too late on the survival/building genre, so now we are jumping onto battle royale.

Only 52 players, how shitty are their servers if they can't have 100 players?
 
Why should I care about a free trial for a BR? Why should I pay money to play with Human NPCs? Are you guys retarded at Bethesda? And you have a fucking cash shop ingame!
 
Well, we realised we jumped too late on the survival/building genre, so now we are jumping onto battle royale.

Only 52 players, how shitty are their servers if they can't have 100 players?

Honestly the only way this will be stable on the launch is if it only allows 8 people, even then someone will fall through the floor at some point.
 
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A more appropriate footage to the Fallout 76 trailer with Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.
 
Are Bethesda so poor they can't afford translators? Bold effort to come out speaking English, but I can't understand anything, and it's a bit grating.
 
This is worse than "sucky-sucky-five-dollah" tier Engrish from both of them! Holy shit!
 
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