E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Fougaro said:
The Gears of War 5 and Halo trailers were pure cringe.

Meanwhile I'm hyped to see how Todd will bullshit his way out of Fallout 76's fallout, no pun intended.
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Pete Hines will most likely show up and talk about non-Bethesda studios games. We won't see Starfield this year.
 
All I care for is what Nintendo is going to announce

"Butt Xbox Scarlett has raytracing and 120fps!!!" - Xbox team

If they want people to buy the Xbox other than Xbox and halo fanboys

They need some exclusive games that don't suck and games that are great gameplay wise

I don't care at all about raytracing or any of this fast loading SSD nonsense

My switch games load fast enough already
 
here we go
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Was this a recruiting video?
 
>pete hines emerging from audience

so are all those applauding bethesda employees?

yeah, all that cheering for fallout 76
 
Tales of Arise is the only game I actually want to get, it's the 17th Tales game and I have every single US tales release and have beaten them all, including Zestiria.

 
I think the audience has the memory of a goldfish if they're clapping for this scripted garbage.
 
Todd Howard going hard with the self depreciation hot damn
 
They're cheering Fallout 76?

The audience is a paid shill. I'm calling it right now.
 
Ha, the bethesda employees in the crowd didn't like todd saying they deserved to be criticized.
 
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