E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
That was all pretty meh.
THQnordic still the winner of E3 so far.
 
Yeah I was expecting it to be a new game announcement after it so people play PSO 2 and then 3 or whatever but nope all they did was decide that after a decade they would do a translation.

If I can play it I probably will try playing it again, because now I don't have use a secondary launcher to play the game anymore. Maybe the bullet bow stopped sucking.
 
I guess boring is better than a shitshow. Half of the games presented will probably be multi-platform, some indie shit and probably Microsoft beginning the end of the physical media in the video game industry.
 
Seems like sony did the right thing, by skipping e3.

I don't know if it is the right thing, it just looks like Sony is entering their smug mode again and the PS5 will just be another PS3 where they start fucking around because the last gen was so good for them and considering the thing keeping Sony as a whole afloat is their gaming division a single big fuck up could end it all.
 
I was already hyped for Tales of Arise, Cyberpunk 2077 and Wasteland 3. Maybe I'll give Borderlands 3 and the Dragonball game a try. Microsoft's E3 wasn't good, but it wasn't a complete disaster.
 
Time for Nintendo to save E3 like they do every year.

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If I learned anything from Halo 5's trailer it's not really anywhere accurate of the game nor story, which actually makes a pretty bright red flag but oh well Master Chief doesn't look like a Neon Genesis Evangelion side character. Also censoring swears is gay Microsoft.
 
*shrugs*

New Cyberpunk info, new Dying Light 2 trailer, confirmation that Pathologic 2 and Wasteland 3, is coming to the X1, and that my subscriptions are getting consolidated. So that's cool.

Outer Worlds... has promise. Not holding my breath, but okay.

Found out that there was no fucking reason for me to have bought Metro Exodus and Hollow Knight, so that's special.

Way too much focus on pointless cross-promotions (Terminator x GoW, Funko x GoW, Lego x Everything).

Fuck that Blair Witch trailer. For half a second I thought that character was James Sunderland. then I thought it would've been a new Outlast. Nope. Nothing.

GRRM x Weebs

I kept my expectations low, and I got exactly what I was expected.

Now all Bethesda has to do is not mention how Elder Scrolls VI is going to be following the games as a service model and I'll say it was a good day. Not an amazing day, but at least it's okay. And most days that's all I can ask for.
 
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*shrugs*

New Cyberpunk info, new Dying Light 2 trailer, confirmation that Pathologic 2 and Wasteland 3, is coming to the X1, and that my subscriptions are getting consolidated. So that's cool.

Outer Worlds... has promise. Not holding my breath, but okay.

Found out that there was no fucking reason for me to have bought Metro Exodus and Hollow Knight, so that's special.

Way too much focus on pointless cross-promotions (Terminator x GoW, Funko x GoW, Lego x Everything).

Fuck that Blair Witch trailer. For half a second I thought that character was James Sunderland. then I thought it would've been a new Outlast. Nope. Nothing.

GRRM x Weebs

I kept my expectations low, and I got exactly what I was expected.

Now all Bethesda has to do is not mention how Elder Scrolls VI is going to be following the games as a service model and I'll say it was a good day. Not an amazing day, but at least it's okay. And most days that's all I can ask for.
Yep, spent one dollar to legally play Metro Exodus. I wonder if Microsoft is prepared for gamers to likely just subscribe in and out of this service. I already jump around different Premium Internet Streaming services. If I know Game X will be on the Xbox Pass I'll pay $5 for that month, have my fill and then move on.

I'm guessing they're prepared to take heavy losses and they're just really doing this to pull some rope back from Steam.
 
Exited for the new Tales, Elden Ring, and Cyberpunk. Thats about it. Wish we got some gameplay though, and not just CG trailers.
 
I don't know if it is the right thing, it just looks like Sony is entering their smug mode again and the PS5 will just be another PS3 where they start fucking around because the last gen was so good for them and considering the thing keeping Sony as a whole afloat is their gaming division a single big fuck up could end it all.

Doubt.
They are smug sure, but Microsoft seems to be also smug as well. They were smelling their own farts all the time during the show.
 
What the fuck was that Gears 5 trailer? I understand that Gears and Halo both had to come up with way more lore than warranted after their respective success, but Gears is just a laughable mess of western brutality for the sake of it.

"We need a strong white woman character. What do we do? A buzzcut isn't enough!"
"Give her Native American jewelry. That way everyone knows she fought oppression (on social media)".
 
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