E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
I hope we'll get more info on the characters in MK11's season pass. I want to see what Spawn and Sindel will look like.

Also hoping Soul Calibur VI's next dlc character will be revealed.
 
I hope we'll get more info on the characters in MK11's season pass. I want to see what Spawn and Sindel will look like.

Also hoping Soul Calibur VI's next dlc character will be revealed.
Sindel will look like an aging tranny judging by the current art style
 
So far I only really care about what Nintendo has to offer unless we hear more about the FF7 remake. Playing though the original lately has gotten me interested in that now.

Agreed. Either we finally get some fucking Animal Crossing news or I personally destroy every Switch left in the country.

Still looking forward to some of the more painful conferences for their sheer comedic value. It'll be hard to top Sony's shit show from last year, but somehow, I think they'll be able to find a way.
 
I get the feeling Devolver is going to thoroughly beat the dead horse that is their shtick at E3 to a bloody pulp this time around. It's inevitable, in my opinion.
 
Google's apparently doing a "Stadia Connect" stream this morning ahead of E3. Still not gonna buy it, but can't say I'm not interested to see what they have in store:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k-BbW6zAjL0

9.99 a month for their Pro subcription, I wonder if I can make google lose money by simply running a game 24/7. The electricity alone should be pretty expensive.
 
The thing I get most excited about with E3 is how drunk the conferences are going to get me. The amount I drink is directly proportionate to how many times something off the wall stupid or embarrassing happens, and last year Bethesda's conference got me absolutely trashed. So I'm looking forward to that as well.

I know Sony isn't going to attend E3 this year - probably out of embarrassment because of their absolutely god awful conference last year - but are they still having some kind of press conference announcing their games outside of the E3 schedule, a la EA? I really just want to see more Death Stranding. Kojima is a madman.
 
The thing I get most excited about with E3 is how drunk the conferences are going to get me. The amount I drink is directly proportionate to how many times something off the wall stupid or embarrassing happens, and last year Bethesda's conference got me absolutely trashed. So I'm looking forward to that as well.

I know Sony isn't going to attend E3 this year - probably out of embarrassment because of their absolutely god awful conference last year - but are they still having some kind of press conference announcing their games outside of the E3 schedule, a la EA? I really just want to see more Death Stranding. Kojima is a madman.

They've been doing a "Playstation Experience" for a few years, but skipped last year citing "nothing to show".

This year is up in the air, but anything really good they'll probably save for it.
 
They've been doing a "Playstation Experience" for a few years, but skipped last year citing "nothing to show".

This year is up in the air, but anything really good they'll probably save for it.
Guessing they’ll do a big Falltime reveal and possibly announce the GRRM/From Soft game as a PS5 launch title
 
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