E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Hey PC Gaming fans! Guess who is sponsoring this year's E3 PC Gaming Show!

Epic is sponsoring the E3 PC Gaming Show
2019-05-14 14:15:00by Brett Makedonski
More EGS exclusives on the way

In a branding partnership that's oh so chef kissy fingers, Epic Games -- the company that many PC gamers hate right now -- is sponsoring the E3 PC Gaming Show. They can't escape!
It's a sensible move for Epic considering it's trying to make the biggest possible splash in the PC games distribution space. That means being as visible as possible. But man, people are not gonna be happy. Epic says it plans to reveal some new features in upcoming games, along with some Epic Games Store exclusives.
In past years, companies like AMD and Intel were the primary sponsors for the E3 PC Gaming Show. Epic represents a departure in a sense, but not a major one. If nothing else, it might indicate that the show gives even less time to hardware announcements and instead focuses on software.
As of now, these are the presenters who are lined up to take the stage: Annapurna Interactive, Chucklefish, Digital Extremes, Digital Uppercut, E-WIN, Fatshark, Fellow Traveller, Frontier Developments, Funcom, Modus Games, Paradox Interactive, Perfect World Entertainment, Raw Fury, Rebellion, Re-Logic and Tripwire Interactive. More will be announced as we get closer to E3.
The E3 PC Gaming Show will take place on June 10 at 10am Pacific at the Mayan Theater in Los Angeles. It'll again be hosted by Sean "Day9" Plott. That's one thing that doesn't change, even if the PC third-party storefront situation is changing daily.
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All I honestly care about is Pogeymanz, whatever wtf pick Smash DLC brings next, and my undying (but waning) hope that Pikmin 4 is still alive.
 
Apoth42 said:
China will grow larger.
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Yes, if you consider Valve partnering with 'Perfect World' and Steam hosting the biggest E-Sport event in China, then yes. It will.

If you're talking about the Epic Game Store, lol no. Exclusives were basically there to hurt Valve and try to block off the Chinese market. It is not working.
 
Niggernerd said:
it's been something I've always talked to my friend about since Disgaea 4, I can imagine it having the support system like MvC1. Gargoyle is def buff, cleric heals, mage increases Sp bar for specials etc etc.
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It's crazy how I can imagine the roster for this already, holy shit. That would be a strong game. I can already imagine Prinny's moveset and a classic scroll off-screen secret character like Lord Zetta or Dresco.

I can easily imagine guest characters from other titles like Witch and the Hundred Knight or Phantom Brave. That'd be so cash.
 
Mr. Sandwiches said:
It's crazy how I can imagine the roster for this already, holy shit. That would be a strong game. I can already imagine Prinny's moveset and a classic scroll off-screen secret character like Lord Zetta or Dresco.

I can easily imagine guest characters from other titles like Witch and the Hundred Knight or Phantom Brave. That'd be so cash.
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NIS really needs to do a collab with Arcs.
The idea is just so wonderful I genuinely get giddy how fast the combat would be and nice the sprites would look.
The badass soundtracks and the story wouldn't even have to make sense or be epic, it can be like Prinny can I really be the hero? For all I care.
10/10 would main Adell, Etna, Fenrich, Vyers, Overlord Priere and metalica/hundred knight.
 
Like others have said Cyberpunk 2077 is really the only thing I'm interested in. Recently got into Final Fantasy so the FF7 remake also caught my eye.

The only thing I want from Ubisoft is that it stops making everyone of their games a goddamn RPG and for assassin's creed to go back to being a power fantasy where I can kill everything without a perk.

It will be nice to see how shit Bethesda will be this year, their only saving grace would be to announce elder scrolls 6.
 
Niggernerd said:
NIS really needs to do a collab with Arcs.
The idea is just so wonderful I genuinely get giddy how fast the combat would be and nice the sprites would look.
The badass soundtracks and the story wouldn't even have to make sense or be epic, it can be like Prinny can I really be the hero? For all I care.
10/10 would main Adell, Etna, Fenrich, Vyers, Overlord Priere and metalica/hundred knight.
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The roster would be huge, really.

The story could be as simple as making fun of how nothing fighting game stories are with a really generic, tongue-in-cheek narrative of the new and original poster character for the game going around, asking for help to defeat a great evil or something. Asagi could come in occasional running gags to fight the player character for protagonist rights. Something like that.

I'd be looking to main Rozalin, Demon Flonne, or Lady Samurai.
 
I personally want to see more information about astral chain and bayonetta 3
 
Spit bucket said:
It will be nice to see how shit Bethesda will be this year, their only saving grace would be to announce elder scrolls 6.
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They'll announce Elder Scrolls 6.

Using Unreal 4.

Epic and Bethesda Store Exclusive.

Crowd rushes stage and beats Pete Hines to death with shoes.
 
I don't know how you guys n gals do it. I tried sitting through Jim's stream last year, and I still couldn't do it for more than a few half hour chunks. Watching the gaming industry jerk itself off while being nearly completely sucked dry of talent and creativity is just depressing.

"And this year, we're going to whore out to Chinese interests even harder!"

<cheers from inbreds>

"That's right, we're going to make sure our games are built from the ground up to be Chinese censorship approved! No more skulls, no more graphic imagery, no more treating you all like big boys and girls for what little we already did!"

<tantric chanting while said inbreds coat themselves in their own tardcum>

"AND LOOTBOXES! DELIBERATELY REMOVED CONTENT WE SELL BACK TO YOU LATER! MORE DANGERHAIR LESBIAN LEADS! TRANNY COOKING MAMA!"

<heads start exploding in pure ectsasy among the audience>

etc, etc..you get it.

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Apoth42 said:
China will grow larger.
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If there's anything that sums up the rotting, stinking corpse that is E3 (and the gaming industry as a whole, honestly), it's this image.

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I'm only going to be watching two things this year.

I'll be keeping an eye on Square Enix to see if we have more info on the Final Fantasy VII remake.

Also, I want to watch the Bethesda panel to see if someone decides to shout "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!" and go all Huey Long on Todd Howard's ass because they made a grave error and pre-ordered Fallout 76.

Maybe Todd will get lucky and Oxhorn will be there to take a bullet for him...


The only thing that would be more poetically ironic would be if Todd Howard went out like Budd Dweyer instead and did so right after the E3 trailer for Elder Scrolls VI
 
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