DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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Cistern Rumbler said:
Woah woah, I never said he was like Al Bundy, I said he looked like he could have been in NO MA'AM.

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In fact, is that him on the far left?



Jefferson rules.
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Dude on the left has too strong a hairline to be Phil.

Initially, I was going to point out that Jefferson is indeed a little bitch, due to his wearing of a "yes ma'am" shirt under his "no ma'am" shirt so he can pretend to be on Marcy's side if she busts in on them all being chauvinistic... And there was something in an episode I couldn't quite remember all the details to, so I took a peek at Jefferson's wikia entry....and then I realized that Jefferson is about 80% else-world's DSP.

  • Self-centered and lazy
  • Constantly bossed around by muh wife *thumbs toward door*
  • Insults her when she's not around
  • Punted Zippy when she turned around (sprays Ja$per when he is doing regular cat things)
  • Can't get a steady job because he tends to work with attractive women, making Marcy jealous and forcing him to quit (contrast with Phil's autistic refusal to do any sort of romance stuff in video games because he's married...)
  • Constantly looking for his next financial grift

I never really paid too much attention to him while watching the series many moons ago, but catching up on some of these things...Jefferson is a moderately attractive alternate-dimension DSP.
 
Schmeckel said:
Dude on the left has too strong a hairline to be Phil.

Initially, I was going to point out that Jefferson is indeed a little bitch, due to his wearing of a "yes ma'am" shirt under his "no ma'am" shirt so he can pretend to be on Marcy's side if she busts in on them all being chauvinistic... And there was something in an episode I couldn't quite remember all the details to, so I took a peek at Jefferson's wikia entry....and then I realized that Jefferson is about 80% else-world's DSP.

  • Self-centered and lazy
  • Constantly bossed around by muh wife *thumbs toward door*
  • Insults her when she's not around
  • Punted Zippy when she turned around (sprays Ja$per when he is doing regular cat things)
  • Can't get a steady job because he tends to work with attractive women, making Marcy jealous and forcing him to quit (contrast with Phil's autistic refusal to do any sort of romance stuff in video games because he's married...)
  • Constantly looking for his next financial grift

I never really paid too much attention to him while watching the series many moons ago, but catching up on some of these things...Jefferson is a moderately attractive alternate-dimension DSP.
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These are some crazy stretches buddy, or maybe I'm just very biased in favor of Jefferson, who rules. DSP doesn't rule, he's an unfunny loser with the charisma of a soggy sandwich.
 
Clipped from Snort Burnell vid, too lazy to find a better source.
His face thing (goatee?) looks like a fucking warzone nowadays.
Just shave it off man.

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Penix said:
Clipped from Snort Burnell vid, too lazy to find a better source.
His face thing (goatee?) looks like a fucking warzone nowadays.
Just shave it off man.

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after shaving last night it looked like the left side of his face hair was thinner than the right like he'd shaved too much off. could be a lighting thing though, i mean the lights in the room make all his shirts look sweat stained but this is the first time I noticed his facial hair looks extra fucked up.
 
hector85 said:
after shaving last night it looked like the left side of his face hair was thinner than the right like he'd shaved too much off. could be a lighting thing though, i mean the lights in the room make all his shirts look sweat stained but this is the first time I noticed his facial hair looks extra fucked up.
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You can't tell much of anything with that 480p camera
 
hector85 said:
after shaving last night it looked like the left side of his face hair was thinner than the right like he'd shaved too much off. could be a lighting thing though, i mean the lights in the room make all his shirts look sweat stained but this is the first time I noticed his facial hair looks extra fucked up.
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Yeah looks to me like he fucked it up. He's done it many times over the years, especially back when he had the chinstrap-goatee combo, always looked crooked and shitty.
 
Lady Adjani said:
Must be his best excuse thus far :story:

A 1080p webcam costs less than 30 bucks, you'd think that someone whos lifeblood is streaming video games would have one by now, even russian camwhores have better gear than Dave (and probably take more pride in their work as well).
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I believe he actually has a Webcam that can output 1080p,but sets it to 480p
 
ReentryPhantom said:
I believe he actually has a Webcam that can output 1080p,but sets it to 480p
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Correct. When he is on facecam during gameplay, he sets the camera to 480p. When he does ask the king, begging videos, etc. he sets it to 1080p.

Yesterday was glorious when Phil had to admit he is going bald. The hairline that hasn't changed in 10 years, is now receding.
 
Penix said:
Clipped from Snort Burnell vid, too lazy to find a better source.
His face thing (goatee?) looks like a fucking warzone nowadays.
Just shave it off man.

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He's never going to shave it off because he's too attached to it. And it helps to cover that weak chin of his.

Also, this is pure speculation, he might keep it because it means he doesn't have to shave every day. Most guys can get away with a day's worth of stubble. More than that and it just starts looking ratty. A goatee helps to hide that, especially in front.

Long story short, he's keeping it because he's lazy.
 
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