DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Came to point out the side-baldness. His hairline is even more trash than everyone thought. Dude somehow rocking a comb back, comb sideways, and combover all at once.

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Dave just like the Queen of Moderation, Big AL. They won't upgrade recording equipment because it instantly ousts them for how disgusting their appearance is.


It's like you can see Dave's jowls start to hang like a pair of saggy face titties when he leans over.
You guys may not like it, but this is what authentic Italians look like.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Reminds me of the 'Pick-Up Artist' guy in that 'love-shy' documentary Shy Boys.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM:349(Timestamped.)

This guy is like the living embodiment of DSP's faux-chad ego. His dorm-room tales just ooze this kind of douchebaggery.
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Oh you mean the guy who had visceral disgust when presented with images of vaginas?
Yeah it does remind me of Phil.
 
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he did shave his head in early youtube days. He should have just kept that look even if he looked like a retard.
 
Freshtodeath said:
he did shave his head in early youtube days. He should have just kept that look even if he looked like a retard.
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He was much easier to look at when he looked like a generic dudebro, now he looks like some kind of fucked up mythological deity for swindling and bad hygiene.
 
yoshitsune said:
Generic dudebro? He looked more like a generic Polish potato man to me.
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In every family sitcom the husband has a group of buddies that comes over to watch the game or whatever, DSP used to look like one of those lumps to me lmao. The arrogance, the fatness, the Vincent D'Onofrio haircut from Full Metal Jacket.

I dunno, something about him just reminds me of the braindead clowns in the stands of a football game doing anything they can to impress their buddies. Ol' Fat-Tits Burnell.

Edit: I guess "dudebro" was a bad word to use, I didn't realize that was a specific thing. He looks like he'd be a member of NO MA'AM in Married With Children.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
In every family sitcom the husband has a group of buddies that comes over to watch the game or whatever, DSP used to look like one of those lumps to me lmao. The arrogance, the fatness, the Vincent D'Onofrio haircut from Full Metal Jacket.

I dunno, something about him just reminds me of the braindead clowns in the stands of a football game doing anything they can to impress their buddies. Ol' Fat-Tits Burnell.

Edit: I guess "dudebro" was a bad word to use, I didn't realize that was a specific thing. He looks like he'd be a member of NO MA'AM in Married With Children.
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Don't lump Phil in with Al "Touchdown" Bundy and his band of merry men (except for maybe Jefferson, he's pretty much a soy filled bitch).
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
He looks like he'd be a member of NO MA'AM in Married With Children.
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Don't insult Al Bundy like that. Last I checked he:

* Was a star athlete in high school
* Didn't steal his wife from another man
* Took responsibility and stayed around after getting her pregnant
* Worked for a living
* Never locked his kids or dog in his bedroom at night
* Actually felt like shit and apologized when he botched his wife's birthday
* Traveled around the US and even to the UK

Even compared to a fictional sleazeball Phil manages to come up short.
 
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