DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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LordofCringe7206 said:
You would think that with all the money he's made over the years, he would have invested in products that prevent hair loss or maybe some kind of hair transplant. Unlike his fake back injury, it's something that is real and he actually feels self-conscious about. Why not try to fix it?
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I don’t remember how it came to light, but it did come out he spent $80 on a special hairbrush.
 
harbinger said:
I don’t remember how it came to light, but it did come out he spent $80 on a special hairbrush.
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Think it was a tevin stream where he was watching Phil speedrun into debt, he mentioned that, I think, the SOK looked up some boar’s thinning hair brush or w/e That he ordered from a catalogue
 
Muppetmode said:
Think it was a tevin stream where he was watching Phil speedrun into debt, he mentioned that, I think, the SOK looked up some boar’s thinning hair brush or w/e That he ordered from a catalogue
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I fucking love that,he needs to have the premium version of everything because owning expensive things=mature adult.
 
twattycake said:
Because it involves deferred gratification. Hair plugs are not cheap even for someone with Pig's income and can be painful + uncomfortable right after the treatment. Why do that when he could fork over the same amount of money to WWE Gacha and get the "You Win!" screen right away?

We are also talking about someone who is addicted to his creature comforts-in his mind all the shit he wastes money on (frequent restaurant meals, multiple streaming services, probably a half-dozen other things I hadn't thought of) is a "vital necessity". So in his uniquely retarded worldview, there's no spare or extra money he could put towards hair plugs.
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Look up YouTube videos about happy plugs, and have a barf bag ready. It's not for the faint of heart.
 
I don't remember if it was a post on here, or some troll message in his chat, but some time ago somebody told Phil something to the effect of 'Phil tell that stupid bitch kat to start combing your hair a little bit better than what she's been doing cause I can see your bald spot from outer space' and my life hasn't been the same since.
 
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People seem to take his beard for granted, but it deserves a closer look. I don't know when this began but it got mostly white and even more patchy. Not even 40.

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The bad lighting version makes it even worse, authentic South American Nazca lines. Or if you wanna you can draw an upside-down micro penis with balls on it.

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And here is your daily nightmare fuel.
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All pictures stolen from Twitter. Thanks for the screenshots you stupid fuks, ACK ACK ACK ACK.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
I fucking hate goatees, they make every man uglier.
Having said that, look how much better Phil's used to look. Look how dark it was. This is from late-2011.
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He is like a gamer girl in the sense that he has video game paraphernalia of games that he doesnt even care about,when did he ever talk about zelda? Its like the medic statue he bought when he doesnt even care about team fortress.
 
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