DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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EmperorGoutatine said:
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I'm more fascinated by the bun.
Which monster does not remove the plastic sign on a plush? This gives the impression he has the receipt readily available to give the beanie boo back to the shop where it came from.
Poor little white blur with the horrifying black devil's eyes, nobody cares about you cuz you're not the Halloween cat.

Edit: I understand the "TY" batch there, when you gift it to someone. But I assume Phil bought it, he recently said the plush's gimmick is worn out. I won't assume he let Khet buy it for him just so he has a toy for his stream. So he thanks himself?
 

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Wurstbrot said:
I'm more fascinated by the bun.
Which monster does not remove the plastic sign on a plush? This gives the impression he has the receipt readily available to give the beanie boo back to the shop where it came from.
Poor little white blur with the horrifying black devil's eyes, nobody cares about you cuz you're not the Halloween cat.
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Well, if that's a ty beanie baby, and the tag looks like one, it's pretty normal to leave the tags on them, tbh. They're not really collectors items anymore, but it's still par for the course to leave the tag on and even put a cover on it.
 
Oh god, his hair and beard are perfect examples of Phil's cuntery. Just like with using game guides, if he said, 'yeah, stupid, hairlines receed, shit turns grey, get over it' and gave a good-natured laugh, people would let it go, or laugh with him, but no, his Lil Ego gets sparky. If he just said, 'yeah, of course I checked a game guide, this is a tough game, ha' it would be fine, but that would be just a bit to functional for Dark.
 
Wow, I got a receding hairline and I still got less hairloss than Phil. But I also shave my head anyways because I don't wanna be that one guy who ignores an obvious problem. Does suck during winter/fall though.

I think Phil would shave his head if he knew he wouldn't look like Uncle Fester afterwards.
 
kadoink said:
Wow, I got a receding hairline and I still got less hairloss than Phil. But I also shave my head anyways because I don't wanna be that one guy who ignores an obvious problem. Does suck during winter/fall though.

I think Phil would shave his head if he knew he wouldn't look like Uncle Fester afterwards.
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Uncle Fester is spot on lol.
 
His goatee has just disappeared in the past few months. Either shave it or go outside and get a tan to offset the grays, but holy shit. Do something.
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bearsintrees said:
His goatee has just disappeared in the past few months. Either shave it or go outside and get a tan to offset the grays, but holy shit. Do something.
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I would guess he is going bald in his beard whatever that's called oh androgenetic alopecia, but semms happens to happen at the top not the bottom which is the opposite for him.
 
bearsintrees said:
His goatee has just disappeared in the past few months. Either shave it or go outside and get a tan to offset the grays, but holy shit. Do something.
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How dare you! Khet LOVES his goatee dood. Imagine if the balding spread upwards and he turns up on stream one day with a Hitler mustache.

In all seriousness, he needs to get rid of it. That shit was like a carpet back in Project7 and now he's left with a few wisps. Sure he'd look like a thumb, but it would probably make him look a bit younger and healthier (if that's at all possible). I think he feels that to be a man he must have facial hair, which is why he is reluctant to shave it off.
 
Let's give Phil the benefit of the doubt. His beard is not patchy, those are white hairs. It only looks patchy on camera.

So either use a better resolution on the camera so it doesn't look like crap or shave it off.

Same thing with, "I only look like I'm dying because of the lighting in the office". Get better lighting, idiot.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Let's give Phil the benefit of the doubt. His beard is not patchy, those are white hairs. It only looks patchy on camera.

So either use a better resolution on the camera so it doesn't look like crap or shave it off.

Same thing with, "I only look like I'm dying because of the lighting in the office". Get better lighting, idiot.
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Or why wouldn't he just use beard dye so that his face doesn't look like a mangy dog? If they are just some white hairs why not spend $5 so that your double chin and saggy jowls are less visible? He already drives to a different city to see his special stylist once a month, why can't she dye his beard then as well, and if she were really so great wouldn't she have already suggested it so that he doesn't look like shit?

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