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Nikon_Camera said:
Hey guys, I heard meth is a lot of fun, where can i get sone?
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Depends, you want some Blue Sky? Get connected. Otherwise you're going to have to live off Chili P until a big batch comes into town.

Word to the wise, Amphetamines are a family of drugs; some of which are legal.

I'm drun konce again, drunk as fuck, and I'm wondering why some dyke looking cunt has been featured twice in the same week for being Archprod of England or some shit on Wikipedia. And ofr the love of God if that faggot Alexander McQueen gets another featured article I will never visit their wreched site ever again. I don't want to see some ladies' dress made out of chicken wire or tungsten steel or liquid Nitrogen which represents Totalitarism or some shit, who gives a shit. After the fifth featured article, the man ain't worth the salt. Give me some B-Movie dress Edith Head made any day.

And sad thoughts, Lolcows on Kiwi Farms now just resembles reddit. I don't want to CTRL+F--or fucking doomscroll like I do for every other website on this god-damn internet--any time I want to see threads I'm actually interested in. You had a system beforehand, it was slightly awkward, but it worked. Fuck it, @Null I'm calling you out for Wrestlemania. I know you're overworked, and the fucking Indians are going to take your job, but you're very talented at what you do. Maybe have the old nesting of categories within Lolcows, maybe have the tags as filters at the top of the forum. I don't know. I'm still going to post on this God-forsaken site for the rest of my life. Keep up the good work Josh, you're the best.
 
Drank half a bottle of 15% eggnog + a caffeine pill in the last 4 hours. Spent the last 45 minutes using Grok to come up with increasingly complex, historically-sourced, and persuasive arguments to defend the Confederacy. I think I get why people love AI now
 
Somebody please give me the name of a site where I can discuss beer with fellow racist chuds. Beer advocate keeps banning me. No, Kiwifarms doesn't count because I fucking hate you niggers.
 
Last night I smoked a bunch of weed and ordered Chinese food and then I watched a bunch of movies with my cat. (wrote this last night but didn't send it so I had to edit it)

Pretty cozy Saturday night.

I watched Enemy of the State which is an extremely 90's movie. Will Smith at his best, before the cuckoldry and Gene Hackman. It's very fun.

This line always makes me laugh:
 
I fucking hate how little beanlets talk babbling in spanish. It grates on my ears so fucking much. "Muhmáááááááá muhmááááááá" shut the fuck up pablo
 
I have to get up early tomorrow to commute down to DC for work.

So I'm smoking a bunch of weed and then I'll take some melatonin and hopefully slingshot myself into dreamland.

While I'm mellowing out, I ordered some Chinese food and I'm watching Shooter, that cheesy spy action movie starring Mark Wahlberg.
 
Marvin said:
Last night I smoked a bunch of weed and ordered Chinese food and then I watched a bunch of movies with my cat. (wrote this last night but didn't send it so I had to edit it)

Pretty cozy Saturday night.

I watched Enemy of the State which is an extremely 90's movie. Will Smith at his best, before the cuckoldry and Gene Hackman. It's very fun.

This line always makes me laugh:
felonious_cocksucking-2.6MB.mp4
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Unironically winning at life.
 
When filling out paperwork, particularly at medical offices I've often been asked about my occupation and that has prompted me to come up with silly answers and also because I've been annoyed by the stupid cunts that work as medical receptionists:

  • Terrorist
  • Pedophile for hire
  • Clandestine corpse disposal specialist
  • Goatse
If you want faster service at a psych clinic then claim to be Jesus or a CIA agent.
 
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