Drunk / High Thread

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I am addicted to Orajel and high on life

 

[Elysian]

Took half an e before we went to the beach in the hope it would make me more extroverted, sociable and enthusiastic about beachy activities but in reality all that happened was I puked neon orange paprika Pringle vomit into a carrier bag and everyone got all concerned for my well-being and went home. I did apologise profusely for ruining everyone’s day.

Still though, it’s probably for the best. Even with the raised body temperature from the molly the wind was too brisk and I didn’t want to go in the sea because I’d be even colder afterwards, and we bought a windbreak but my sister didn’t want to put it in front of the sea where the wind was actually coming from so we put it somewhere else where it barely did anything. And we’re holidaying with my sister’s boyfriend’s family who are too loud and complain all the time. And the dad is an alcoholic who relapses every 6 months and keeps trying to come up with excuses to pop to the shop to drink beer and he thinks it’s funny to creep up on me and make me jump when I’m trying to do the Fight Cave in RuneScape. (He did apologise to me for that but I’m still annoyed). Their two sons are alright but I don’t think I like them very much.

 

[Rango Dango]

Took half an e before we went to the beach in the hope it would make me more extroverted, sociable and enthusiastic about beachy activities but in reality all that happened was I puked neon orange paprika Pringle vomit into a carrier bag and everyone got all concerned for my well-being and went home. I did apologise profusely for ruining everyone’s day.

Still though, it’s probably for the best. Even with the raised body temperature from the molly the wind was too brisk and I didn’t want to go in the sea because I’d be even colder afterwards, and we bought a windbreak but my sister didn’t want to put it in front of the sea where the wind was actually coming from so we put it somewhere else where it barely did anything. And we’re holidaying with my sister’s boyfriend’s family who are too loud and complain all the time. And the dad is an alcoholic who relapses every 6 months and keeps trying to come up with excuses to pop to the shop to drink beer and he thinks it’s funny to creep up on me and make me jump when I’m trying to do the Fight Cave in RuneScape. (He did apologise to me for that but I’m still annoyed). Their two sons are alright but I don’t think I like them very much.

oh for extroversion and sociability i usually just down a beer or two, just enough to make me a wee bit slower but not enough to even get me tipsy
i really recommend it, thats what i was doing in college and it helped me quite a bit

 

[Elysian]

oh for extroversion and sociability i usually just down a beer or two, just enough to make me a wee bit slower but not enough to even get me tipsy
i really recommend it, thats what i was doing in college and it helped me quite a bit

See I would do that but I was worried about my sister’s boyfriend’s dad tying to get at any booze in the house, even my mom picked zero alcohol cider at the supermarket. Also whenever I buy vodka like twice a year my mom acts like I’m a hardened alkie that chugs hand sanitiser and it makes me self conscious. Probably because I only like vodka-based cocktails instead of weaker normie alcohols like beer/wine/cider, and spirits are considered a more hardcore form of alcohol in her mind.

 

[sodaboard]

requesting josh requires taking a breathalyzer before accessing this site because i know one day im gonna get completely wasted and end up dawksxxing myself in a drunken frenzy

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Whacky idea: Start a village called Jalapenoburg, so that the people there will be called Jalapenoburgers. Once it's large enough to have its own sports teams have them play against teams from Hamburg Germany to decide which burger is superior.