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RIck Sanchez said:
Drank some nasty, too sweet wine yesterday at my friends' house. It seemed to have so little alcohol so I ended up drinking way more than I should have without realizing it. Accidentally knocked over my friend's guitar and it took out a glass of sangria. I let my friends wipe up the broken glass and sangria while I wiped down the guitar (read: smeared sangria all over the fingerboard) and then puked a little in the sink.
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Is the guitar still okay?
 
Rat Speaker said:
My local liquor store keeps all its vodka and a few other types of hard booze on ice, I try to never shop anywhere else.
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Oh man, highly jealous. I'm only sober now (and haven't puked everywhere) because I had a backup stash of vodka.

My new bottle better chill by the time my backup runs out, or there'll be hell to pay.
 
Speaking of getting drunk or high, have anyone ever said unusual things when drunk or high. Here's something someone i knew said when drunk, "Ah fuckity fuckity fucky".
 
Vodka and drinking it cold. Otherwise it is horrible and should never be consumed...

Also I've been drinking a lot of vodka, thanks for asking.
 
Do any of you people have a fucking sink?

Fill sink with ice. Fill spaces between ice cubes in sink with water. Shove bottle of whatever into sink.

It will be chilled in less than half an hour.

If you can't wait that long, you have a serious problem.
 
AnOminous said:
Do any of you people have a fucking sink?

Fill sink with ice. Fill spaces between ice cubes in sink with water. Shove bottle of whatever into sink.

It will be chilled in less than half an hour.

If you can't wait that long, you have a serious problem.
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Bag of ice = extra money. We aren't all highly paid mods who can flaunt their ice bags around...

I have a serious problem I'd guess :biggrin:
 
Rat Speaker said:
Bag of ice = extra money. We aren't all highly paid mods who can flaunt their ice bags around...

I have a serious problem I'd guess :biggrin:
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PROTIP: for free ice, take empty paper cup you got some time you got a Big Gulp, go back to store, fill with ice.

Now you have ice!

Don't forget to steal free ketchup packets and hot sauce and so on while you're at it!

Rat Speaker said:
Bag of ice = extra money. We aren't all highly paid mods who can flaunt their ice bags around...
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I'm the hotpocket cuck here and someone just told me to check my privilege.

smh
 
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