Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%

  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%

  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%

  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%
  • Total voters
    1,803
augment said:
The aliens in Mass Effect had to conform to a humanoid shape for gameplay layout reasons (needs to sit on a chair, on a vehicle, draw weapons, run along). The visual artists had to ideate within the confines of that limitation, so most of the quirks came from leg shapes and torsos. Doesn't mean they can't make a hanar playable though.
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I'm all for humanoid aliens since I can't think of an alien alien design that makes sense logically. Symmetry, head and hands are pretty mandatory.

Of course once you have a group in space for centuries you can have fun crazy designs due to low gravity, radiation and gene splicing.
 
Schnoz said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xGMMK2I30-o
Fucking Hell lol
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I was going to post "after the concord disaster, Bioware must be feeling smug about not making a hero shooter". Then they release this trailer

It's more on rails than DA2 and the combat is fucking terrible. Why are we dodge rolling in Dragon age? The hit animations look like he's trying to push out a fart and the enemies are human-sized bullet sponges lmao.

The darkspawn have been shrunk down in proportion and look like midget-spawn. What a fucking mess the game industry is.

FIRE THE TRANNIES.
 
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So qunari are just human with horns now?

I rather they look like Sten from origin at this point.
 
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It's fucking Yakub :stress:


E: I skipped in randomly and this is what I see. Just stop bro, come on.
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Schnoz said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xGMMK2I30-o
Fucking Hell lol
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Introduces someone named "Corinne". Male voice begins.

The main character looks like Dave Lister when he had Space Mumps.
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But that aside, the facial animations on the main character are really Uncanny Valley - just unnaturally smooth and textureless. This video is 22mins long though - I'll let other people pick apart the plot stuff.

EDIT: What odds will someone give me on this "Caretaker" turning out to be the Maker?

EDIT EDIT: *lol*
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gross tranny game director said:
The combat system in this game, the main strategy behind it, is really to manage the various abilities you companions and Rook have in concert.
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Thank you for that deep explanation, gross tranny. It looks so fucking bad they might as well put an autoplay button that just hits all the combo spells and auto wins the encounter. I don't think they could make it any more boring if they tried.
 
Schnoz said:
EA must be shitting themself after the Concord Disaster. The writing is on the wall.
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Bro, that's just cope.
EA could shit out 3 slop titles the size of Concord and have them all fail as miserably and all their loses will be recouped with the next FIFA title.
You underestimate just how massive this company is.
 
Estate said:
Bro, that's just cope.
EA could shit out 3 slop titles the size of Concord and have them all fail as miserably and all their loses will be recouped with the next FIFA title.
You underestimate just how massive this company is.
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And i bet they are still shitting themself that DA will Flop. Not as hard like Concord but they can't stay calm after seeing this. I certainly wouldn't. I don't say they will go bust or something just that the prospect of DA flopping after Concord must paint a few knickers brown. But you are right FIFA will always bail them out.
 
Estate said:
Bro, that's just cope.
EA could shit out 3 slop titles the size of Concord and have them all fail as miserably and all their loses will be recouped with the next FIFA title.
You underestimate just how massive this company is.
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That's not how business works lol
If you churn out a product worth say 20 million, but it only makes 10, you can bet your fat ass some executive will notice that shit and inquiries will be made.
Unless Bioware is some human trafficking money laundering scam, which would partly explain why EA is still bailing their ass, if this game is a bust, it's over.
 
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