Dox Your Cats

[Salt Water Taffy]

This is Mr. Gray-Puft Marshmallow Cat. His favorite past times include tripping people and getting into your car when you're trying to leave. He's a kitty copilot.

 

[Bandit Keith]

I've mentioned before that I have 4 cats, and I've shown you guys one of em already, so here's kitty number 2.

Meet Ella!

She's the mother of my other cat, Spooky. She came from the same piece of shit owner who never fed her. Ella was so malnourished that the other kittens in her litter were too weak to live, and only Spooky made it. Now she lives in total comfort and everyone in her life loves her to bits.

Her interests include snuggling, naps, tuna and fluffy pillows.

 

[0 0]

This isn't my cat anymore, but I found this kitten abandoned on the road when I was driving home in around October. She was covered in lice, mostly starved, had an infection in her sinuses, and no bigger than the palm of my hand. Somebody from an animal shelter gave me a special formula that's specifically for newborn kittens with antibacterial medicine and I nursed it back to health. When she was able to take care of herself, the shelter found an owner for her. She's very healthy now.

 

[Prince Jello]

Taken last summer ! I'm away from home because of school, so it's a bit heartwarming to look through these photos.

 

[A Beached Whale]

Adopted my calico, Peridot, back in February. Four months later on a 110 degree Summer day, a very dehydrated silvery kitten was waiting on my doorstep as I was heading to work. She immediately came in without shyness and went to the water bowl. Shelters were too full to take her so we decided to keep her and name her Luna. Now I have two very spoiled girls and I wouldn't trade them for anything.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

Here's another one of mine - he got out recently though.

Spoiler

 

[Randy Lahey]

Spoiler

 

[Goodbye Horses]

 

[Globe]

Only had him for about a month, but say hello to Hex.

Bit of a story behind our living arrangement.

Had a particularly bad day at work when I met him. I'm a truck driver, but a lot of my job just involves hauling trailers between loading doors at a warehouse. On this particular day, i had a lot of delays that made work a pain in the ass. A big, ugly multiple car accident shut down the main highway that i use to get between warehouses for like, two hours. Couple hours later, the shunter (like a rig, but one seat and considerably smaller) that I'm using gets bitch tits and breaks down. Thankfully I'm able to limp it to a mechanic rather than having it towed, but this sets me back for another hour or so.

Finally about four hours out from the end of my shift, the main warehouse is shut down at its two central entrances, and it's swarmed with ambulances, police cars and a fire truck. I wouldn't know till the very end of the shift, but it turned out a dock worker had a massive heart attack. Unfortunately the ambulances were largely unnecessary because by all accounts the poor guy was dead before he even hit the ground. So there's another lengthy delay since the EMT's and police have to stick around until the coroner can arrive. So all this adds up and turns what would normally be a 10 hour day into a 14 hour day.

I come home around 4 in the morning. I'm tired, I'm ornery and I've ended the day with a literal death toll only to find a black kitten just chilling out on my door mat as if he's been waiting for me. I don't really go for superstition so I figure "fuck it" and go into my apartment to find something to feed him. I leave the front door slightly ajar while I'm doing this and he just sasses his ass right in like he owns the place. He gets cozy really quick and eats some of my dinner then wanders off towards my bedroom and I don't bother stopping him because fuck it, this shitty taco cabana ain't going to eat itself.

Half hour or so later I'm ready to clamber into bed, and he's just sprawled out on it like it's the most normal thing in the world. That first picture was taken right around this moment.

This one is him trying to murder my hand about an hour ago.

some people fear bad omens. I invite them into my house and let them eat my food and sleep with me.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'm not doxxing my calico cat Molly, she's got ibs for quite some time and is pretty miserable because of it. She doesn't have much longer to live, I'd say

 

[sperginity]

Sorry to hear that. I lost a kitten to FIP earlier this year. It's always sad to lose a cat.


These two are the best, sometimes they sleep like a yin yang.

 

[MalWart]

These two are the best, sometimes they sleep like a yin yang. View attachment 405318

I wish my girls could get along like that.

 

[ATM]

Absolute madman wandered off into the snow about 2 hours ago. Up until now he's just been sitting by the window looking at it and I've had to deploy the litter tray because he's refused to go out.
I used this as a rare opportunity to track his movements but I lost the trail at the end of the road. He checked out a bin then doubled back and went over a fence.

 

[Broken Pussy]

 

[j666]

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[Globe]

So Hex really likes tortillas for some reason. The other day my stash that I keep in the topmost cabinet got torn up.

I had trouble believing he had anything to do with it though since I've never seen him make the jump to that cabinet and how the shit would he get the door open anyway

This morning I'm going to the bathroom, and I hear some commotion from above the stove and...

Need to just quit giving this little turd the benefit of the doubt.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Miss Orange Cat is coming up on 19 years old and has exactly the attitude a 19 year old cat would have. She can't jump up onto things anymore so she just looks at you until you get the message to pick her up and put her on the bed.

Spoiler: Fatty

 

[Plague Spectrum]

His name is Paco. He is a good boy. (Pill bottles contained personal info. Sorry!)

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

So, here's a few facts about my other cat. He's a siamese tabby mix who is colored like a creamsicle apart from some orange tabby rings on his tail. Like all siamese, he's got blue eyes and talks whenever you bring up attention to him. He's also getting on the fat side and is likely to disappear off to my relatives with my mother, when the cat I mentioned in my previous post goes to the great pet shop in the sky with her health issues

 

[Traditional Tet]

Spoiler: Gore