Dox Your Cats

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Old photo from an old cell of one of my cats I had back in the day. Really miss her.

Yes...It does look like she's giving you the finger.

 

[admiral]

Spoiler: Possibly a witch in disguise

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This isn't my cat. I don't even own a cat. It just appeared one day. Then my Dad came to visit and let it in while I was out, so now it lives here.

Update- Cat is now called Iago. He follows me around mewing and enjoys head scratches.

 

[lixinho-chan]

this is Cupuaçu

she sleeps a lot

Spoiler: a LOT

Spoiler: she's precious

 

[cockgoblin]

this is Cupuaçu
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she sleeps a lot

Spoiler: a LOT

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Spoiler: she's precious

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that fucking blep is one of the best that I think I've ever seen.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Here's my little buddy:

Caught in mid meow.

(Wake me up inside)

(Can't wake up)

I have tons of pics of this goofy fucker.

 

[cockgoblin]

I'm doxing my goddamn idiot cats again because I'm a big fan of showing people their antics, and because they in turn keep trying to dox me with their collars.



but somehow they still end up being pretty fucking great, and the masters of chilling.

 

[admiral]

He found the treat cupboard

 

[Barbarella]

Party-girl Cat will only drink out of a solo cup. She's 18.

 

[#Triggered]

this is what my cat does when i am trying to play league. she thinks my fingers going on the keyboard is me trying to play with her and she attacks them.... and of course she is attention whore cat and has to be on the keyboard cuz im paying attention to it so clearly that's the place to go...

more!

Spoiler

 

[DV 259]

I am on vacation and Mombat has been sending me updates on the tardlets.

Spoiler: Amazed that Fatty Squirtle Hasn't Busted the Windowsill thb fam

Spoiler: Chalupa Batman Taking a Siesta

 

[Bob Page]

My cat Murphy will follow me around my house and when I'm at school, she will wander around my house, meowing for me

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Miss Orange Cat is currently somewhere between 15 and 18 years old and probably that many pounds as well. She's mainly an outdoor cat but now that she's old she spends more time in the house and doesn't leave the yard.
When I got her she was a really skinny stray that had wandered into my yard but was super friendly. I found out later she had belonged to someone else that lived about 10 blocks away. They didn't say what her name was and they didn't want her back so clearly they were complete losers and that's why she's with me now, fat and happy.

 

[DatBepisTho]

This is Tiny Patches, true and honest road warrior who was thrown out of the window of a moving car.

You can't see it but 50% percent of her hind left leg is road rash and she's got nicks and scrapes on the rest of her. Some internal bleeding too but that's been taken care of.

 

[Despairagus]

Spoiler: look at this potato

This is Pan. He belongs to my girlfriend, who brought him home from work when he was found in a car covered in oil. He screams a lot.

 

[Prince Jello]

Meet Misha (tortoiseshell) and Gengis (orange).

While Misha is quite content with her peaceful life of sleeping in sunshine rays and occasionally playing with rubber bands, her brother prefers to go outside at 4 in the morning to prey on starlings and juvenile robins (or crows, but they're too smart for him).

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is Tiny Patches, true and honest road warrior who was thrown out of the window of a moving car.

You can't see it but 50% percent of her hind left leg is road rash and she's got nicks and scrapes on the rest of her. Some internal bleeding too but that's been taken care of.

Lol love that name. It's similar to the weird names I've had for my cats.

 

[Cake Farts]

This is Tuna. We named her that because we were able to lure her from under the shed with a can of tuna. She's 12 years old and essentially a living rock. All she does is sleep and eat and occasionally go to the bathroom. That being said, she is very cute and good looking for her age, and she is fond of licking people.

Spoiler: This is her rock impression

It's pretty good.

 

[Despairagus]

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This is Tuna. We named her that because we were able to lure her from under the shed with a can of tuna. She's 12 years old and essentially a living rock. All she does is sleep and eat and occasionally go to the bathroom. That being said, she is very cute and good looking for her age, and she is fond of licking people.

Spoiler: This is her rock impression

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Aww! She looks like my girlfriend's other cat!

Spoiler: Lilbit

I love how he curls his toes.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The pictures aren't recent, the ones of the first two cats are like several years old at most.

Spoiler: Bethany

She's our oldest, estimated to be about 16 now, so she's on her way out. She's the Momma Cat, since she was still young enough to let my youngest brother do whatever he wanted with her, and the Lump Cat, as she was our biggest and was/is a big lump.

Bethany was part of the litter of kittens my aunt had gotten from a shelter or something when she was about to go through a divorce. Since it had been a year since the last cat and we had moved, we got her when she was giving them away.

Spoiler: Ebenezer

Yup, he's a scrooge and he knows it. He came to us as a stray in 2010, and the entire neighborhood loves him, he'll just walk into people's houses to take naps. I like to think he listens to me the most since it seems whenever I tell him to do something, he does it, though he takes his sweet time doing so.

Fun fact: We thought he was a girl when he first came to us, so we called him "Ebony". But he was a neutered male, and after finding that out after they did the surgery on him (wasn't charged for it 'cause of it), my grandma made the suggestion for his new name since we call him "Eb" a lot.

Spoiler: Ayumi

We adopted her from a no-kill shelter in 2014, and once she was able to explore the house, she basically took over. We think she's a munchkin cat since she's the smallest of the three at the age of seven, but it's hard to say. She's the most vocal, the most needy, the most bratty, but dammit she's cute. So much so, she looks like a fat rodent (mostly a mouse) depending on the angle.

My mom had a Japanese friend in high school named Ayumi, it's the only Japanese name she can pronounce lol. Considering the name mostly means "walking beauty", it still fits our cat with that in mind.

 

[Virus]

Spoiler: pussy pics

Resident grumpy ginger cunt named Tic-Tac. He lived on the streets for an estimated 2 years before we adopted him, makes up for being an asshole by letting us play with him every now and again. Once brought in a decapitated pigeon and left it by my door.

And here is Belle when she was a small baby to her slighter older and fatter current self. Much nicer than Tic-Tac and lets people pick her up, although she gets grumpy when you hold her for too long. Brought in numerous live mice and birds that I have been forced to catch and release back outside.