Dox Your Cats

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My new kitty, Coco, has finally warmed up to me and she seems to like her new toy.
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I'm not going to dox him but he pretty much looks exactly like this, he's fairly small for a male cat and I'm pretty sure has the cat equivalent of manlet rage because he will go and find the absolute meanest, biggest cats in the neighborhood and start shit with them and inevitably get his ass handed to him, for this reason and because of the warcrimes perpetrated against the lizards of my backyard he's not allowed outside anymore, he also enjoys bullying my dumbass Golden Retriever who's too nice for her own good.

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Frofo Baggis said:
Here's my girl Dora. According to the vet, cats of this colour are nearly exclusively female. Interesting.
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It's true. Only 1/3000 calicos are male, and they must have a chromosomal disorder. In order to get a male calico their sex genotype must be XXY instead of the usual XY. As a result, they are sterile. They probably also get called "Troon!" by the other cats.
 
updated cat photograph

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this is how my cat has begun sitting. She leaps up onto my desk and plops down ontop of my buttons in front of my keyboard so I can do nothing but pet her and give attentions. She likes to do this out of nowhere when I am in arenas or RBGs. This cat believes she is much smaller than she is.
 
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this is how my cat has begun sitting. She leaps up onto my desk and plops down ontop of my buttons in front of my keyboard so I can do nothing but pet her and give attentions. She likes to do this out of nowhere when I am in arenas or RBGs. This cat believes she is much smaller than she is.
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oh she knows exactly what she is doing
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humongous chungus. planning on getting a microchip feeder for our other cat so he doesn't steal his food but that shit's like $60.
 
Enola Straight said:
Long post incoming because I'm a faggot: I live in an area where there are a huge number of stray and some feral cats. Most of spayed and neutered (thanks Animal Welfare hippies) but during the spring and summer sometimes kittens show up that have to be caught, snipped and either released or adopted out if not fucking crazy. Yesterday upon coming home and getting assaulted by the normal gaggle of screaming cats demanding noms, this dirty, tiny little thing was in the midst of the group. I feel like she was a drop-off (a lot of people drop off young cats here so much that it has the nickname of 'Cat Field'. She's too friendly to be a born wild cat. She was also really dirty and hungry. Normally I'm fine with feeding the cats and living them alone because I can't adopt every cat, but knowing it would get well below freezing that night I couldn't leave her. I took her in and gave her a bath and cleaned a good amount of gunk off her. I took her to the vet today. Vet said she's probably about 3 months but is a bit stunted. Anyway, she had ear mites, round and hookworms, was underfed and dehydrated, you know the whole nine yards. She's begun her vaccinations now is going to be fine.

tl;dr I got a cat. A pic of her now, complete with an oil mark on her nose from her hiding under a car which I couldn't get off.
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Update on the cat the Farms named back in 2019, Runt.

She just turned 3 years old. I still don't know exactly what month or day she was born in, but I just pretend it's September 30th for simplicity's sake. She still pretty tiny for an adult female cat, but she's healthy, happy and dumb as fuck.

Truly a cat of the Farms.

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