Do you ever sit down in the shower?

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JethroTullamore

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I wake up very early for work, and sometimes I like to turn off all the lights, sit down, and let the hot water rush over me while I think about all the mistakes I’ve made that have led me to this point in my life.

Alone, in the shower, in the dark……just thinking.

Anyone else do this?
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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Shamefur Dispray said:
I'm so pissed @Agamemnon Busmalis took the terminator thing. You have no idea of the rage I am suppressing.
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No one is stopping you from doing it too. I'm very tempted to try it.

But then, I've never slid down the wall in the shower, the water hiding or being a metaphoric replacement for my tears, so I'm clearly not using my shower for its full dramatic potential.
 
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one time i was visiting my grandparents and they have one of those shower seats and i remember using it one time and realized "so this is what it's like to be pissed on" then i never used that shower seat again
 
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I shower standing up bc the water pressure is better and I don't want left over shampoo residue in my hair. Laying down in the shower seems like an exhaustion or depression thing.
 
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