Do you ever sit down in the shower?

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JethroTullamore

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I wake up very early for work, and sometimes I like to turn off all the lights, sit down, and let the hot water rush over me while I think about all the mistakes I’ve made that have led me to this point in my life.

Alone, in the shower, in the dark……just thinking.

Anyone else do this?
 
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
with how constantly distracted we are living in the modern world i really believe that sitting in the shower is the only time most people are left completely alone with their own thoughts
going really hard at the gym and then immediately taking a long, introspective shower afterwards is the best way to get myself out of a funk
 
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 
Solution
Well there's your problem - if your shower floor is clean enough that you can tea bag it without immediately getting MRSA on your nutsack, you are clearly suffering from severe mental illness.
 
I'll normally have a quick shower to clean myself before running a bath. I have an above head shower and then turn it on half pressure in the bath and let the water ripple over me. It's nice with some music after a long week.
 
I see your disco ball and raise you one of those rain/weather projectors. Add some candles and it really is a truly relaxing experience.

I thought about putting a beamer in my bathroom so I can throw images of different landscapes on the wall I'm looking at when I lie in my bathtub but I decided to put up some of these foto realistic wallpapers. Now I look at pictures of the sea, beaches with little beach houses and people surfing and I have installed one of these disco balls. It's super awesome lying in the bathtube, looking at it, have funky lights and blasting some synthwave or the Hotline Miami soundtrack.

And now that I think about it I could add some led lights in the little beach houses to make it more funky and beach party like 🤔
 
I thought about putting a beamer in my bathroom so I can throw images of different landscapes on the wall I'm looking at when I lie in my bathtub but I decided to put up some of these foto realistic wallpapers. Now I look at pictures of the sea, beaches with little beach houses and people surfing and I have installed one of these disco balls. It's super awesome lying in the bathtube, looking at it, have funky lights and blasting some synthwave or the Hotline Miami soundtrack.

And now that I think about it I could add some led lights in the little beach houses to make it more funky and beach party like 🤔

You should consider burning incense too. Total Kiwi Bath Victory.
 
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