Do you eat the pussy?

[AnneRipper1010]

Jammin to some afroman rn

 

[Lip Glossary]

Friend,

Its possible that this dude youre arguing with is just trying to spin you up. Sperging out is what he wants you to do.

Cunnilingus is great.

/thread

I know but you got to remember I'm bored as hell and I love shitposting.
So if he's being truthful it's funny to mock him, and if he's just trying to wind me up it's still funny to play the role of the other side and mock him. Either way we're having a fun little slap fight that we're legally allowed to have because we're in the shitposting section.
Either way all I know is that when my girlfriend gets off work we're getting drunk and I'm going to be picking her blonde pubes out of my teeth tomorrow morning, so it's a victory regardless.

I do not. I like boobs, because, be serious, who doesn't? But, I don't like pussy. Probably because I'm not gay. I will definitely suck a dick, though.

Woman's perspective please: is it gay for a man to want to pleasure the woman he loves with his mouth?

You know what's super straight, though?

Letting other people's opinions control how you fuck a woman. You should be thinking about the opinions of your peers at all times, especially when you're getting laid.

It's not enough to let that shit sit in your head. You have to be completely neurotic about it—Woody Allen tier. Exceed mere anxiety. You should be dreading how your actions would be evaluated by HitlerNigger42069 on a Uighur underwater basketweaving forum.

That is true heterosexuality: being consumed by thoughts of other men, even when having sex. It's probably a requirement for getting into Agartha, too.

My main man, this is the shitposting section. You're supposed to turn your brain off and have fun here.

I enjoy the scent.

Fucking legend. I'm having a beer in your honour later tonight.

 

[OrionBalls]

Woman's perspective please: is it gay for a man to want to pleasure the woman he loves with his mouth?

Women like sex, too. Not every woman enjoys receiving cunilingus, but it's nice to be thought of. The more your partner is into the sex, the better the sex is for both parties. Giving head is a way of wanting to give pleasure selflessly. Cunilingus is the same thing. Just the act of wanting to give your partner pleasure is the least gay thing there is.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Women like sex, too. Not every woman enjoys receiving cunilingus, but it's nice to be thought of. The more your partner is into the sex, the better the sex is for both parties. Giving head is a way of wanting to give pleasure selflessly. Cunilingus is the same thing.

Debate settled.
Also I couldn't agree more with what you're saying because I learned a long time ago that you can get someone off easier by focusing on being more sensual than sexual.
Women want to be explored and feel valuable, there's so much more to sex than just pound the mound, big meaty dicks slappin' meat.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

hell yeah
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You know other than the mold, Josh's mouth got to resemble a pussy near the end.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Man and woman having sex isn't gay retards
that includes foreplay

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

the real question is do you eat period pussy to the point where you end up looking like dracula afterwards

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

the real question is do you eat period pussy to the point where you end up looking like dracula afterwards

Nah man it just makes you accountable as a cannibal.

 

[The Mighty Bundu]

the real question is do you eat period pussy to the point where you end up looking like dracula afterwards

Yes, its a delicacy

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Vaginas have teeth so I'm not putting my tongue there.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

 

[Lip Glossary]

the real question is do you eat period pussy to the point where you end up looking like dracula afterwards

I swallow the period clots like a man so I can look like Rick Grimes afterwards.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ironically, the "eating pussy is for faggots" are the faggiest most useless dipshits in the straight dating game.

Imagine a man actually telling another man that he's a homosexual for committing hands down one of the most heterosexual acts you possibly could on a woman.

Pretty sure the origins of that line of thought come from Ancient Greece where it was literally considered less gay to fuck young boys than it was to go down on a woman.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Pretty sure the origins of that line of thought come from Ancient Greece where it was literally considered less gay to fuck young boys than it was to go down on a woman.

gay

 

[AnneRipper1010]

the real question is do you eat period pussy to the point where you end up looking like dracula afterwards

Yes

 

[harmacist]

i thought you were a baccala man uncle jun, what are you doin eatin' sushi?????

 

[Apu Wrangler]

i thought you were a baccala man uncle jun, what are you doin eatin' sushi?????

south of the borduuuuuuh

where the tuna fish playyyyy

 

[LavenderMenace]

Men who don't wanna go down on a woman have shit stains in their underwear and want to get their dick sucked.

 

[tumultuous waters]

Personally, yes, but it's been way too long

I think this threads need a professional's opinion!... @pink cupcake frosting

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Personally, yes, but it's been way too long

I think this threads need a professional's opinion!... @pink cupcake frosting

how many days?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I feel like 99% of the guys I've seen say that eating pussy is gay have been black.