Do you eat the pussy?

[AnneRipper1010]

Jammin to some afroman rn

 

[Lip Glossary]

In the words of Sam Jackson in true romance: "Shit yeah. I eat the pussy, the butt, I eat every mother fucking thing"

0:21

 

[McSneaks]

Nigga that's gay. You gay nigga

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Nigga you're pleasing a women that's gay as fuck man. Sex with women is about getting yo dick wet and bouncing. The only people worth pleasing is a bro, that's just common courtesy.

 

[Uncle Phil]

You absolutely should eat the pussy. This "nigga that's gay" shit comes from exactly two kinds of people.

1. Dudes who get no pussy and derive a weird kind of empty superiority from thinking they are Above It All when they have nothing at all to be above of.

2. Dudes who luck into access to a woman despite having no game, who will absolutely be cheated on and/or lose their one catch, since their one catch is gonna favor a guy that makes her cum.

Ironically, the "eating pussy is for faggots" are the faggiest most useless dipshits in the straight dating game.

 

[Fishnumm]

hell yeah

 

[Lip Glossary]

You absolutely should eat the pussy. This "nigga that's gay" shit comes from exactly two kinds of people.

1. Dudes who get no pussy and derive a weird kind of empty superiority from thinking they are Above It All when they have nothing at all to be above of.

2. Dudes who luck into access to a woman despite having no game, who will absolutely be cheated on and/or lose their one catch, since their one catch is gonna favor a guy that makes her cum.

Ironically, the "eating pussy is for faggots" are the faggiest most useless dipshits in the straight dating game.

Imagine a man actually telling another man that he's a homosexual for committing hands down one of the most heterosexual acts you possibly could on a woman.
That's big time "I fuck a flesh light while I watch hentai and the only person who ever sucked my dick is my buddy in high school because I sucked his back" energy.
Anybody who doesn't give a girls undercarriage a good massage with their taste buds from the clit to the crack in the back should be put on some kind of incel femboy potential mass shooter FBI watch list.

 

[Spud]

I would but the paper used for it is pretty rough and cuts on the way out.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You absolutely should eat the pussy. This "nigga that's gay" shit comes from exactly two kinds of people.

1. Dudes who get no pussy and derive a weird kind of empty superiority from thinking they are Above It All when they have nothing at all to be above of.

2. Dudes who luck into access to a woman despite having no game, who will absolutely be cheated on and/or lose their one catch, since their one catch is gonna favor a guy that makes her cum.

Ironically, the "eating pussy is for faggots" are the faggiest most useless dipshits in the straight dating game.

Imagine a man actually telling another man that he's a homosexual for committing hands down one of the most heterosexual acts you possibly could on a woman.
That's big time "I fuck a flesh light while I watch hentai and the only person who ever sucked my dick is my buddy in high school because I sucked his back" energy.
Anybody who doesn't give a girls undercarriage a good massage with their taste buds from the clit to the crack in the back should be put on some kind of incel femboy potential mass shooter FBI watch list.

Nah it's gay.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Nah it's gay.

He said, in between sucking off his buddy and his buddy sucking off him.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He said, in between sucking off his buddy and his buddy sucking off him.

What sort of monster leaves a bro hanging?

 

[Lip Glossary]

What sort of monster leaves a bro hanging?

Put your stockings on, femboy. Your buddy wants less talking and more sucking.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Didn't we already do this gay ass bit a month or two ago where some other 13 year old soyjack kid came on here and try to say oral sex is disgusting and gay?
This isn't even new material, it's a rerun.

 

[McSneaks]

All I see is a bunch of coping by a bunch of literal faggots. Explain to us how laying on your back with your legs in the air while she tickles your asshole is totes really manly, actually, too.

These dudes writing entire weird fanfic fantasies about other men while claiming they're not gay LOL

That's big time "I fuck a flesh light while I watch hentai and the only person who ever sucked my dick is my buddy in high school because I sucked his back" energy.

You absolutely should eat the pussy. This "nigga that's gay" shit comes from exactly two kinds of people.

1. Dudes who get no pussy and derive a weird kind of empty superiority from thinking they are Above It All when they have nothing at all to be above of.

2. Dudes who luck into access to a woman despite having no game, who will absolutely be cheated on and/or lose their one catch, since their one catch is gonna favor a guy that makes her cum.

"Bro is it gay to swap homoerotic fantasies on forums bro"

"Nah dawg that's totally straight like putting my lips everywhere dicks have been"

Just cut out the middle man and suck each other off again

 

[Lip Glossary]

Coping like a homo

We aren't swapping homoerotic fantasies, we are making up disgusting scenarios in order to mock you. Therein lies the difference.
Don't get bent out of shape because you're so big of an autistic poofter that you have to fuck your fist every night while I'm getting my face fucked by my girlfriend's swedish fish.
Call up your mother and yell at her for taking paracetamol during her pregnancy. My heterosexuality isn't what made you autistic. Maybe she shouldn't have drank up until her third trimester, and then maybe you'd be able to talk to girls.
No man who has ever been with a woman refuses to give her oral. Bottom line.

 

[Lip Glossary]

You absolutely should eat the pussy. This "nigga that's gay" shit comes from exactly two kinds of people.

1. Dudes who get no pussy and derive a weird kind of empty superiority from thinking they are Above It All when they have nothing at all to be above of.

2. Dudes who luck into access to a woman despite having no game, who will absolutely be cheated on and/or lose their one catch, since their one catch is gonna favor a guy that makes her cum.

Ironically, the "eating pussy is for faggots" are the faggiest most useless dipshits in the straight dating game.

Sponsoring this post because it's based and let a girl ride your head pilled.

 

[consul_dondas]

We aren't swapping homoerotic fantasies, we are making up disgusting scenarios in order to mock you. Therein lies the difference.
Don't get bent out of shape because you're so big of an autistic poofter that you have to fuck your fist every night while I'm getting my face fucked by my girlfriend's swedish fish.
Call up your mother and yell at her for taking paracetamol during her pregnancy. My heterosexuality isn't what made you autistic. Maybe she shouldn't have drank up until her third trimester, and then maybe you'd be able to talk to girls.
No man who has ever been with a woman refuses to give her oral. Bottom line.

Friend,

Its possible that this dude youre arguing with is just trying to spin you up. Sperging out is what he wants you to do.

Cunnilingus is great.

/thread

 

[OrionBalls]

I do not. I like boobs, because, be serious, who doesn't? But, I don't like pussy. Probably because I'm not gay. I will definitely suck a dick, though.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

You know what's super straight, though?

Letting other people's opinions control how you fuck a woman. You should be thinking about the opinions of your peers at all times, especially when you're getting laid.

It's not enough to let that shit sit in your head. You have to be completely neurotic about it—Woody Allen tier. Exceed mere anxiety. You should be dreading how your actions would be evaluated by HitlerNigger42069 on a Uighur underwater basketweaving forum.

That is true heterosexuality: being consumed by thoughts of other men, even when having sex. It's probably a requirement for getting into Agartha, too.

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

I enjoy the scent.