Do Americans REALLY not celebrate Easter?

[JelloJerk]

I thought it was a silly meme. But is this really true? Do Americans not get a public holiday here? Do they REALLY?

 

[JelloJerk]

Your profile picture sickens me, and so I will not answer your question out of obstinate disgust. But I hope you had a wonderful Good Friday, and have a happy Easter.

Understandable. It sickens me too.

hot cross buns hit the shelves on Boxing Day in Australia.
damn them bad boys be delicious

Coles and Woolies sell them all year round now. Yummy.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Easter? I hardly knew her.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’d laugh if they made the whole Trans Day of Visibility as an federal holiday and Easter gets screwed.

(Plus Golden Week is a better holiday season in anyways.)

 

[FedPostalService]

Only this year. Easter changes dates every year.

Also, we take Dyngus Day off every year to go to Cleveland and dance the day away near the flammable river.

We need to make the LBGTVQIPZ+ holidays also follow the lunar calendar

 

[JelloJerk]

I have noticed the distinct lack of Easter theming in the Kiwi forum, despite the fact that Dear Feeder puts in a special theme for every other holiday. I will not double down on my original hypothesis, as he is the ultimate Amerimutt: Americans do not celebrate the lord and saviour rising for the grave and they do not eat tasty, egg-shaped chocolate treats.