Did Rusty Cage just kill himself on stream? - I'm uneasy bros...

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The three constant unknowns of the Internet:
-whether or not Sam Hyde actually committed a mass shooting this time
-whether or not the report of Boogie's death is real this time
-whether or not Rusty Cage actually killed himself this time
 
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Namekian George Floyd said:
Can you explain exactly how you make a fucking guillotine in your bedroom without getting found out? That's imply he did it without making a ton of noise and it was small enough that it was easy to hide which in that case, how could something like that be powerful enough to kill you?
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I guess just very quietly and he didn't let anyone into his room. He situated the blade over his bed and had it connected to a timer. I think he set it up so it would just kill him in his sleep. Definitely not the worst way to go.
 
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parsnip said:
I guess just very quietly and he didn't let anyone into his room. He situated the blade over his bed and had it connected to a timer. I think he set it up so it would just kill him in his sleep. Definitely not the worst way to go.
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Waking up with a shock to realise you have no body now, and about 3 seconds left to regret your actions doesn’t strike me as the most peaceful, but I suppose it’s quick.
 
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Green Kitbash said:
The more I think about it, how many of us when we commit suicide can say we did it by Guillotine? Seems like a missed opportunity if he's still kicking. I mean alive and kicking, if he is headless there is a chance he's probably still kickin' back there
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Anybody who actually thought this was legit is a retarded nigger, this dude makes suicide jokes nonstop and faking his own suicide with a guillotine is an extremely Rusty Cage thing to do. It's 99x less funny if you have to put up a big neon sign saying "It's just a joke" but it appears that is what's needed for modern audiences which seem to have the collective IQ that scores in the mentally handicapped range.
 
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His GF is posting content on OnlyThots, so yeah, I'm gonna say he's just fine.

Slight power level - when my friend roped his GF didn't post anything on there for months.

Fake and gay. Very well executed.

Edit - Tweeting too.

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Tens of thousands of dollars in time and materials, over a year of build up, all culminating in a punchline that loses impact if himself or the people closest break silence too soon.

What does his girlfriend do? Spread ass for $5 moments after.
 
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