Diablo Immortal announced - It's a mobile game. People are pissed. VERY pissed.

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Would you play a Diablo mobile game?

  • Hell no

    Votes: 176 88.4%
  • Sure, but then again, I earn money by sucking dicks.

    Votes: 23 11.6%

  • Total voters
    199
Someone pointed out the absence of the Witch Doctor in Diablo Immortal, and I saw the explanation shortly after: "The Witch Doctor isn't in because it's anti-chinese in a chinese game. The chinese hate three things: blacks, inedible dogs, and skeletons/bones. The witch doctor couldn't be any more anti-chinese if it were running around enforcing international copyright law." I'm still fucking dying :story:
lel in that case im surprised they added the necromancer. guess they'll just reskin his shit to be zombies a la witch doctor.

The Chinese are so weirdly superstitious about death considering historically they've had a really cavalier attitude about stuff like cannibalism and wanton slaughter.
 
I’ll be honest, I don’t “get” Diablo. It loses my interest after an hour. But imagine how those journalists would react if they thought they were getting a new Harry Potter movie and it was just a 3 minute YouTube short instead.

I liked it but some of my formative computer gaming years were games like Sword of Fargoal, Temple of Apshai, Rogue, NetHack, etc. and Diablo and Diablo II (don't know about 3, I hate "must always multiplayer even if you're in a single player instance" games) were the ultimate expression of those; what I'd imagine the future of those games might be like.

So if Roguelikes aren't your thing, Diablo isn't gonna scratch an itch.
 
It has begun...
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The ongoing narrative that mobile gamers are real gamers, therefore half of gamers are women must also be defended.

Never got this. No, diddling your phone while you're on the shitter or waiting on an oil change is not hardcore gaming. Plus the vilification of gamers is so popular why would anyone in that crowd want to identify as one?
 
Here's a thread by a ArsTech checkmark about how the general public's overall negative reaction to Diablo Immoblieshit is actually a Nazi operation to make children not immediately throw money at every new product a company shits out.

https://archive.fo/C5i0z

For example: This weekend, the video game series Diablo announced a new smartphone-only game. This was immediately gamified in a campaign to dump comments and "downvotes" on announcement videos, and post inflammatory response videos. Some of that discontent is legit. However,

There was a largescale dislike campaign on 4chan or reddit or something i dunno where people sockpuppeted to flood the video with dislikes of which I have no actual proof but fuck you for questioning me you fucking Nazi

..that wave of downvotes, outrage, and whack-a-mole game of chasing and posting related videos (and promoting conspiracy theories about their takedowns) establishes an immediate us-vs.-them climate, which NPR *does* hint to in its piece. You don't advertise Nazism in one step.

The screencaps of vote manipulation on the video are all a conspiracy theory which unlike my conspiracy theory about how not being mindless corporate drones turns you into a Nazi is complete bullshit

The Diablo Immortal uproar is a potent tool for hate recruiters. "They're taking *our* games and putting them on phones for *others,*" as a sales pitch. Sprinkle in anti-Chinese sentiment (game is being led by a Chinese dev) for good measure.

There are actual alt-right Nazis out there using this wave of p2w mobileshit fatigue to corrupt the minds of innocents and turn them into fellow alt-right Nazis who are racist against Chinese companies who make copypasted p2w mobile games that whales drop thousands of dollars on this is an actual thing that's happening i swear to god and you all are too fucking stupid to see it #flatearthersriseup

All of this over a game that isn't out, isn't done, is totally up in the air (from a "game-review" perspective). But an immediate uptick in activity on YouTube, gaming forums, Discord chats: hate groups see this and pounce. They're at work. The solution?

how do you know it's shit it's not even out yet (and anyone who said they played the demo and it sucked is a fucking liar) you can't say it's shit until you eat it and verify that it's shit you entitled fuck

The conversation parents should have with gamer kids/teens has changed from the Mortal Kombat days. It should be about sudden, wild swings in related forums/chat rooms. "When you see a lot of ppl get angry simultaneously online, it may not be real." It feels real to these kids.

when a bunch of people get angry simultaneously online because donald drumpf became president its not actually real theyre all just sockpuppets trying to trick you into not being a mindless corporate drone which is bad because companies are your friends and they only want whats best for you

It's not just gaming. The tech-obsessed corners of gaming are where all this shit starts. (See GamerGate --> BreitBart.) Everyone should take great heed. *ALL* parents/teachers should talk to kids about what is and isn't real online. Teach kids to be skeptical. Hunker down.

its 20fucking19 and im name-dropping gamergay which is how you know i am not a massive retard who chugs his own semen anyway gamergay led to the creation of breitfart (#owned) because magic cow flying penis saucer videogames drumpf yellow and thats why its important to teach the children of the future to be skeptical any time a billion-dollar corporation gets caught doing something skeevy because the only people who dont like throwing their money away for the opportunity to eat shit are fucking nazis

ill take my check now blizzard please notice me please i beg you i need the money bad because i just spent all my money on command and conquer mobile and if i dont get 25 grand soon im gonna get kicked out of my apartment please i defended you online please respond

https://web.archive.org/web/2018110...led-diablo-4-announcement-from-bli-1830232246

Sources: Blizzard Pulled Diablo 4 Announcement From BlizzCon
When Blizzard’s sole Diablo announcement at this year’s BlizzCon turned out to be a game for phones, it set off a firestorm of angry reactions from fans who had hoped for a new Diablo on PC. As it turns out, Kotaku has learned, Blizzard had originally planned to tease Diablo 4, but pulled those plans at the last minute.

The original plan for BlizzCon 2018, according to two people familiar with Blizzard’s plans, was for Blizzard to announce the mobile game Diablo Immortal and then end on a video in which company co-founder Allen Adham told the audience that a proper Diablo 4 was in development but not ready to show just yet. Instead, at last Friday’s keynote, Blizzard revealed Diablo Immortal to a quiet, uncomfortable crowd and then ended the show. For most of the weekend, Diablo fans raged online as a result, expressing their anger on YouTube and various forums. There were a few reasons for the controversy, but the driving factor was that the company’s sole Diablo announcement was a game that appeared to be made for a very different audience than hardcore Diablo fans.

The reactions could have been very different. Blizzard changed its BlizzCon plans for Diablo at some point in the last couple of weeks, those people familiar with goings-on at Blizzard said. One of those people told me that the Diablo team wasn’t yet ready to commit to an announcement, as Diablo 4 has changed drastically over the past four years and may continue to change further. (We’ve heard it’s gone through at least two different iterations under different directors.)

Blizzard said it did not immediately have comment on this story.

On October 17, two weeks before BlizzCon, Blizzard put out a blog post that essentially told fans Diablo 4 was in the works but would not be at the show. “These are very exciting times—we currently have multiple teams working on different Diablo projects and we can’t wait to tell you all about them . . . when the time is right,” the company said. “We know what many of you are hoping for and we can only say that ‘good things come to those who wait,’ but evil things often take longer.”

But even after playing down expectations, sources said, Blizzard was still looking to assure fans that Diablo 4 was in development, until those plans changed.

Diablo III launched in May 2012, and its first and only expansion, Reaper of Souls, followed in March 2014. Since then, new updates have been scarce, with an occasional new content patch arriving sporadically and a Necromancer character pack hitting in 2017. Last Friday, Diablo III also came to the Nintendo Switch.

Blizzard has assured fans publicly that it has multiple Diablo games in development. One of them is the game that fans are waiting for, and it was nearly announced last week.

I smell damage control.

Article has since been updated with a Blizzard rep calling Jason a liar and saying they were never going to reveal D4 at the con so he had to backpedal and just swear its a real thing being developed and you should trust him because he's never been wrong before (like for example when he claimed D4 was gonna be shown at Blizzcon).
 
I'm not mad but I just don't care. Mobile games generally suck and suck your wallet dry and fuck that.
 
0/10 will never play.

Still will probably make a killing as Blizzard fans continue to be total lemmings with their money and throw it at them whilst flagellating themselves for not being "true believers". I know someone at work who will still buy the game "just for the story", like the sucker that she is.

I think Activision must have the largest umbrella of cuck gamers in the modern age to draw from given their use of Blizzard properties, Cawadoody and Destiny.
 
I agree that gamer reactions can get heated, especially given the tradition of comical over reactions.

But really, booing bad reveals or asking if it's all a joke is nowhere near the line.
 
I agree that gamer reactions can get heated, especially given the tradition of comical over reactions.

But really, booing bad reveals or asking if it's all a joke is nowhere near the line.

I would be angry if i paid to go to blizzcon to see the announcement of a big game and instead you give me a box of cereal and a reskined chinese game that no one asked
 
Apparently no because Red dead redemption 2 is making people buy consoles, for what i can see there is not a ban for importing games (like Super robot taisen fags do)

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Remember the PS4 doesn't have region lock, you can have a chinese PS4 and play american games without problem



You can emulate until Android 7.0 on Nox but i stay in 4.0 for compatibility, there are plans for Oreo but is not needed for GAYMING

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The Chinese think all Americans are John Wayne, and they all want to be John Wayne.
 
Remember a time when Blizzard would cancel games at he 11th hour because they weren't up to their standards? (Starcraft Ghost, Warcraft Adventures, Project Titan before it became Overwatch)
Well Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
https://web.archive.org/web/2018110...led-diablo-4-announcement-from-bli-1830232246

Sources: Blizzard Pulled Diablo 4 Announcement From BlizzCon
When Blizzard’s sole Diablo announcement at this year’s BlizzCon turned out to be a game for phones, it set off a firestorm of angry reactions from fans who had hoped for a new Diablo on PC. As it turns out, Kotaku has learned, Blizzard had originally planned to tease Diablo 4, but pulled those plans at the last minute.

The original plan for BlizzCon 2018, according to two people familiar with Blizzard’s plans, was for Blizzard to announce the mobile game Diablo Immortal and then end on a video in which company co-founder Allen Adham told the audience that a proper Diablo 4 was in development but not ready to show just yet. Instead, at last Friday’s keynote, Blizzard revealed Diablo Immortal to a quiet, uncomfortable crowd and then ended the show. For most of the weekend, Diablo fans raged online as a result, expressing their anger on YouTube and various forums. There were a few reasons for the controversy, but the driving factor was that the company’s sole Diablo announcement was a game that appeared to be made for a very different audience than hardcore Diablo fans.

The reactions could have been very different. Blizzard changed its BlizzCon plans for Diablo at some point in the last couple of weeks, those people familiar with goings-on at Blizzard said. One of those people told me that the Diablo team wasn’t yet ready to commit to an announcement, as Diablo 4 has changed drastically over the past four years and may continue to change further. (We’ve heard it’s gone through at least two different iterations under different directors.)

Blizzard said it did not immediately have comment on this story.

On October 17, two weeks before BlizzCon, Blizzard put out a blog post that essentially told fans Diablo 4 was in the works but would not be at the show. “These are very exciting times—we currently have multiple teams working on different Diablo projects and we can’t wait to tell you all about them . . . when the time is right,” the company said. “We know what many of you are hoping for and we can only say that ‘good things come to those who wait,’ but evil things often take longer.”

But even after playing down expectations, sources said, Blizzard was still looking to assure fans that Diablo 4 was in development, until those plans changed.

Diablo III launched in May 2012, and its first and only expansion, Reaper of Souls, followed in March 2014. Since then, new updates have been scarce, with an occasional new content patch arriving sporadically and a Necromancer character pack hitting in 2017. Last Friday, Diablo III also came to the Nintendo Switch.

Blizzard has assured fans publicly that it has multiple Diablo games in development. One of them is the game that fans are waiting for, and it was nearly announced last week.

I smell damage control.
It IS damage control, but the Diablofans.com website was all but confirmed pre-Blizzcon that D4 is being worked on, not ready to be announced since there's no press-friendly videos or screens to show. Their hype was whether or not it would be developed enough to show at Blizzcon 018, not whether or not it would ever be made. They also knew a mobile project was in the works; all the outrage is from casuals who have played Diablo once upon a time & not actually the hardcore D3 riftrunners or D2 ladderlads.
 
not ready to be announced since there's no press-friendly videos or screens to show.

Come on, Blizzard doesn't have any, ANY, press friendly video or even screenshots for Diablo 4, despite having the cash to dump on a 2 minute movie quality CG trailer for a Chinese mobile game? Not even some concept art to keep people around and interested? At Blizzcon of all places?
 
Come on, Blizzard doesn't have any, ANY, press friendly video or even screenshots for Diablo 4, despite having the cash to dump on a 2 minute movie quality CG trailer for a Chinese mobile game? Not even some concept art to keep people around and interested?
I couldn't speak to their definitions of what's public-friendly. All I can provide is Jay Wilson's original 2010 tech demo, which was actually tight-looking before it became the high-speed bullethell released in 2012/xpac in 2015:
 
Jason Schiter needs to get fucked. I'm so sick of these fucking shills dog pilling to shit on us at every opportunity.
 
I wouldn't be too surprised if Dialblo 4 was on the back burner all this time, facing cancellation, and the reaction to the mobile game announcement made them resurrect the project.

They'll never admit publically how badly they screwed up their market research.
 
Erik Kain of forbes.com:

"Diablo mobile game definitely sounds like a lame cash grab to me. Not what fans want. Pointless."

https://twitter.com/erikkain/status/1058799188362780673
Erik Kain is still around? Damn, I remember him from back in 2012 when GG started out. He was one of the few level-headed voices in that whole debacle.

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Come on, Blizzard doesn't have any, ANY, press friendly video or even screenshots for Diablo 4, despite having the cash to dump on a 2 minute movie quality CG trailer for a Chinese mobile game? Not even some concept art to keep people around and interested? At Blizzcon of all places?

All they would have needed is a Diablo 4 Logo, some stock music from any of the Diablo games and some old guy saying "Stay a while... and listen" and the crowd would have creamed their pants. I could slap that shit together within 5 minutes, including downloading the assets and video editing software and looking up a guide on how to actually make a video.

Hell, here's an idea for the production of a mobile game together with a PC or console game:
Tie the Smartphone game to the actual PC game and thus making it actually have a point and a reason for dedictated players to check it out.

If you could unlock goodies that you can then carry over to your Diablo 4 playthrough (Anything from items, useless but neat looking trinkets or maybe NPCs that can help you later in the quest) and some people might actually spend quite some time in that game. Give them a non-bullshit microtransaction system (not one of these shitty "Wait 4 hours before doing the next step or pay 5 bucks to skip cooldown" mechanics) and you might actually end up generating some money with this.
 
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