DeviantArt Horrors

[Bugaboo]

Best sign that DArtist is 13: uses "balloonies" as a euphemism for breasts.

From now on when I say "breasts" or "boobs" I will say "balloonies" instead

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

From now on when I say "breasts" or "boobs" I will say "balloonies" instead

Can we get a word-filter for this?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

If so, why does a 13-year-old get turned on by urinating furries? Why does he even know something like this exists??

It's the internet, it's probably best not to question it. For it will ruin your life.

 

[Womacker]

It's the internet, it's probably best not to question it. For it will ruin your life.

Something something this is why a just God will bring eternal punishment upon the wicked.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Something something this is why a just God will bring eternal punishment upon the wicked.

Oh I have no doubts that he will. It's just a matter of when.

 

[BaconTea]

I kind of feel sorry for this one. You can see she is trying really hard (you can see she erased a bunch of lines already, and even then she only got these), but somehow it still looks lazy and... well, just plain shit. (archived)

Spoiler

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

Spoiler: Some Pokemon fap material for ya'll.

 

[Abethedemon]

This really is the bottom of the barrel.

 

[TyrannoNinja]

^ I disagree. Try this:

Spoiler: "Why African water is so nutritious"

Piglet is revered as a god by the Africans (I can make jokes about this because I'm from Tonga) because he provides barroca like flavour and ZING to their otherwise dull water. Piglet can shit half a tonne of material in one day. He is very impressive!

Actually, below the barrel would fit better.

 

[GiantSpiderInvasion]

This guy is basically Mjeddy 2.0

I don't know what's worse about the last one, that there's a preteen girl in her underwear, or that said girl's arms are coming out of her stomach.

http://megaemily98.deviantart.com/gallery/

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

This guy is basically Mjeddy 2.0

I don't know what's worse about the last one, that there's a preteen girl in her underwear, or that said girl's arms are coming out of her stomach.

http://megaemily98.deviantart.com/gallery/

I found 2 more things from her gallery.

Spoiler: God has abandoned us.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

This really is the bottom of the barrel.

Äh... was??

Seriously, this guy drew some... things in his calendar and made a frame around a quote from Skrillex and then found all this scan-worthy and uploaded it to DA.

BTW earth/sandwich dude says: "Now what?? You don't find this spooky? Do you ever listen to world news?"
+ on his bag it says: "Imma made from burlap".

(Burlap bags are popular with ecospergs and the joke is that he's one who dressed up as an earth/veggie sandwich hybrid for Halloween and people should find this spooky because, as one should know from the news, the world is in a very bad shape and we should be worried. No, it is not funny.)

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This guy is basically Mjeddy 2.0

I don't know what's worse about the last one, that there's a preteen girl in her underwear, or that said girl's arms are coming out of her stomach.

http://megaemily98.deviantart.com/gallery/

I don't think this man has ever seen a girl in a two piece swimsuit before.

Thank the good Lord for that.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This guy is basically Mjeddy 2.0

I don't know what's worse about the last one, that there's a preteen girl in her underwear, or that said girl's arms are coming out of her stomach.

http://megaemily98.deviantart.com/gallery/

Spoiler: Quick something I just did

I want this match up to happen. Because honestly, I don't know which stare is creepier.

 

[LaptopGeek]

This guy is basically Mjeddy 2.0

Is the guy with a photographic head, the person behind this deviation? He looks like spergy version of Drew Carrey.

This really is the bottom of the barrel.

Looks more like anti-Eco to me as the love heart with glasses is trying to kill him or it (the mascot) while the flower is having an evil grin and some floating kawaii creature is watching. Looks like it done by some German Teenage Noob as it looks like a homework planner.

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

Spoiler: Quick something I just did

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I want this match up to happen. Because honestly, I don't know which stare is creepier.

You sir, deserve a fucking medal.

 

[Spelling Bee]

Spoiler: belly button fetish

Spoiler: Kaz...

I'm already a fetish.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You sir, deserve a fucking medal.

Aw shucks, thanks.

Anyways, main attraction time:

Spoiler: Because the world needs more Pokeman porn, amirite?

Spoiler: When prostate exams and big ass fetishes go horribly wrong.

Spoiler: You know this looks bad when the fact that it's Naruto is the least offensive thing about this picture.

Spoiler: The incredible Sex-Offender (and friends)

Spoiler: Yu-Gi-Oh god damn it.

Spoiler: I think I found Mrs. 600goingon700

Spoiler: The adventure of an MSPaint lifetime

Spoiler: "Uh guys, if you could get some help and...No? You're just going to stand there and watch me potentially drown? Okay then."

Spoiler: I don't think you can draw and quarter someone when they're already an amputee.

Spoiler: "Hi, I'm an abomination, wanna play?"

Spoiler: Holy crap Makaela, what happened to your face?

 

[Abethedemon]

Spoiler: If boris was my big brother

I don't know what this is based off of, but it looks pretty edgy.

 

[GiantSpiderInvasion]

Spoiler: Quick something I just did

View attachment 76852

I want this match up to happen. Because honestly, I don't know which stare is creepier.

Awesome! I'd vote for the guy on the right as creepiest, for being the guy's actual face. Forgive the powerlevel.

I will enter a 3rd contender:

Spoiler

The winner takes home their waifu of choice.

Is the guy with a photographic head, the person behind this deviation? He looks like spergy version of Drew Carrey.

I just assumed, but it would be even scarier if he brought some poor soul into his fetish art. With his sheer fixation on the character, I'm guessing that's him, and the pic is a form of wish fulfillment.