Destiny 2 - Place your bets on how many $40 DLC packs we'll get this time.

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New patch today, update 9.7.0.5
  • Updated back-end code to address certain instances where cheat users could spam other players with unearned rewards and XP.
    • Accounts leveraging these cheats in malicious ways are being actioned.
    • Innocent players who were not actively seeking these cheats or their benefits will not be punished.
  • If you experience players utilizing cheats, please review our Report Suspected Cheating and Poor Behavior article for info on how to report them.
 
expecting the audience to start crying.
This fake emotional bullshit where every single (bad and retarded) moment is supposedly loaded with FEELING and MEANING - without earning/having any of it - is so fucking unbearable that it makes me want to shove pointy rocks in my eyes and scrotum.
 
New patch today, update 9.7.0.5
Reading from comments on the post, it seems that cheaters managed to figure out how to dupe the server into spamming out XP drops at a rapid pace for everyone in an instance, and they'd load into the Tower and fire away. Apparently it was so fast that you could have your entire mailbox filled with bright engrams in only a few moments. Not the most harmful exploit because free cosmetics, but it could and obviously was being used maliciously. In the best case, they were wiping out people's mail before they could properly go through and sort it out themselves; in the worst, they were actively trying to get other players banned for cheating.

One good thing about Bungie's policies is that they have taken a stance since nearly the beginning of the game's history that players aren't banned for taking advantage of unintentional fuckups on their part, only actual cheating. Given their wording, it seems they were able to sort out which accounts were actually using the exploit and can deal with them appropriately, and anyone else who had nothing to do with it will be fine.
 
This fake emotional bullshit where every single (bad and retarded) moment is supposedly loaded with FEELING and MEANING - without earning/having any of it - is so fucking unbearable that it makes me want to shove pointy rocks in my eyes and scrotum.
You mean you didn't cry when the Angry Egyptian guy had sex with the gay robot?
 
You mean you didn't cry when the Angry Egyptian guy had sex with the gay robot?
No, but I cried later in the Tower when Zavala, Ikora and Mara spoke to me very emotionally and seriously about it, taking dramatic pauses between each sentence and carefully making sure every fucking word they used to describe the aforementioned retarded gay robot sex was delivered with maximum weight and importance. Then they gave me a mid roll of Truthteller. I felt rewarded, not only with loot, but also with heartfelt human connection and hope.

After I finished crying I looked up all the woman&homo writers at Bungie on Bluesky and thanked them all for making my life worth living. I'm still waiting for one of them to like my thank you-post. Whoever it is will get a funny Telesto meme that I made myself
 
project sunrise's health is hopefully being kept because of clankercoding and the new fad of meshing games and shieet.
 
the Angry Egyptian guy
Funny fact that Osiris's VA is a Jewish. Aren't progressives like Bungie care about casting right race? To be fair I am not sure what Osiris supposed to be but since he has a Egyptian theme than not likely to be a Jewish.

I guess he played Egyptian in the Mummy, so he has a pass:
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Funny fact that Osiris's VA is a Jewish. Aren't progressives like Bungie care about casting right race? To be fair I am not sure what Osiris supposed to be but since he has a Egyptian theme than not likely to be a Jewish.

I guess he played Egyptian in the Mummy, so he has a pass:
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Bungie in the D2 era was just casting Hollywood people. They had the girl from Dragon Ball Evolution playing Ana Bray for Warmind just to replace her later on.
 
To be fair I am not sure what Osiris supposed to be
He's a gay fag buttfucker. That's literally all his character has been whittled down to. I doubt they even remember or care that he's supposed to be egyptian-themed at this point.
Have they undeleted the DLC I paid for yet?
Bungie moved glacially slow even before all the mass layoffs. Maybe check back in a year. Or two.
 
He's a gay fag buttfucker. That's literally all his character has been whittled down to. I doubt they even remember or care that he's supposed to be egyptian-themed at this point.

Bungie moved glacially slow even before all the mass layoffs. Maybe check back in a year. Or two.
Ok so bungo is letting the game die further, got it.

At least someone is porting D1 to PC. That could be fun
 
New patch today, update 9.7.0.5
As always, the cheat that actually helps people gets patched immediately.

@Blackstar Holiday's death was supposed to be sad, but I was just angry. The only non-Guardian human in the story with some prominence, and they decided to kill her off for cheap shock value. That's how you know Bungie can't write for shit: The only thing they can think to do with a character is turn them good if they're a bad guy or kill them if they're already a hero. Osiris/Sagira was a two for one because by killing Sagira they destroyed everything that was cool about Osiris and made him a gay old science man.
 
will i be able to do a raid without signing up on the100.io and scheduling practice runs with a sherpa to learn the esoteric elite gamer move of standing in a circle
I was going to try making a witty comment on this, but this reminded me I never really got to do raids in D1.

Me and some friends were told another friend was going to do the Oryx raid, but failed to prep us in anyway and tagged us in at the final part when we weren't even a little ready.
 
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