Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Ralph losing his license is the best outcome. You’ll know he’ll drive with a suspended license and get in another wreck.
 
Beavis said:
Ralph losing his license is the best outcome. You’ll know he’ll drive with a suspended license and get in another wreck.
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If the law can't stop him from going over 100kmph in an area that's like a school zone, it won't stop him from driving with a suspended licence.
 
Keep in mind he already did a course on speeding. And his latest ticket flat out trumps the speed he was charged with what got him doing that previous course.

The judge is not going to be amused at all. Come to think of it, having the girlfriend there with tears and a crying baby just might piss the judge of even more rather than evoke sympathy...a father speeding and that could have been the kid in the car.

On the bright side, losing his license could see him finally walk a bit and loss some of those extra pounds. He could even try taking there kid in a stroller once in while on the way to the fast food joints.
 
MadStan said:
On the bright side, losing his license could see him finally walk a bit and loss some of those extra pounds. He could even try taking there kid in a stroller once in while on the way to the fast food joints.
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In the neighborhood where he lives, a mouthy little fat white midget would probably get stomped within a block.
 
Individualism Incarnate said:
>Implying he won't just drive without one
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A brief career in processing car loan insurance taught me just how many people drive without a license or coverage in worthless vehicles financed at 10-20%. It's a lot.
AltisticRight said:
Moved some posts over from the twitter thread.

He'll walk with a huge fine but I'm not so confident anymore. What prompts a person to drive 65 in a 30. He really is solidifying the case of pickup truck non-tradie drivers being massive pieces of human scum that needs a bigger vehicle to compensate for their micropenis. I've yet to encounter a non-tradie pickup driver that's not a total blithering cunt.

Speedy Guntzolas.
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Howdy, I got my Silverado because its comfortable for someone of my stature and I like being able to help my friends and folk from church haul things when needed. I don't consider myself a total blithering cunt but I've been wrong before, and technically we havent met so you're not wrong.
MadStan said:
On the bright side, losing his license could see him finally walk a bit and loss some of those extra pounds. He could even try taking there kid in a stroller once in while on the way to the fast food joints.
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Such unwarranted optimism.
 
Derpy said:
I just don’t see any scenario where the state lets Ralph keep his driver’s license.
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Heh. Guess Ralph will really walk then. Walk to DC to get his drugs and booze. Walk to the whorehouse for his whoring.

Can he still buy a ambulator personal mobility vehicle like a wigger twice his age though and larp as Harry S Plinkett? Some countries actually require licenses to operate ambulator personal mobility vehicles.
 
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The biggest demoralizing thing about the legal system is that people can be sent to jail for the pettiest shit, and somehow a person like Ralph is free to go on a rampage for years. Imprisonment as a punishment only works on people that have something to do(aka a functioning member of society.) So even if Ralph was sent to the pig pen, would not be a big deterrent for behavior unless he is going away for a long time.
 
CECA Loather said:
Heh. Guess Ralph really walk then. Walk to DC to get his drugs and booze. Walk to the whorehouse for his whoring.

Can he still buy an ambulator like a wigger twice his age though and larp as Harry S Plinkett? Some countries actually require licenses to operate ambulators.
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A. Didn’t you refer that guy that made the misinfo thread a while back? What’s up with that?
B. What the fuck is an ambulator nigger. I only speak American.
 
InwardsStink said:
A. Didn’t you refer that guy that made the misinfo thread a while back? What’s up with that?
B. What the fuck is an ambulator nigger. I only speak American.
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From his context I thought he mean like a mobility scooter, but looking it up shows stuff like walkers and those fancy wheeled walkers with a seat for resting in.
 
Love Machine said:
So even if Ralph was sent to the pig pen, would not be a big deterrent for behavior unless he is going away for a long time.
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How long would Ethan really last in big boy prison? Knowing his physical state, the guards would probably have to send him to an isolated room away from other prisoners who either threatened him because his body physique looks way too uncanny and awkward to be around other moderately fit people. I just don’t see him lasting long if that were the case.
 
albert the programmer said:
How long would Ethan really last in big boy prison?
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No idea but I’ll tell you one thing: Ethan Ralph keeps his trap shut in prison as much as he runs his mouth on the outside. That Ralphamale shit will get him killed in the yard if he ever dares to try it (which he won’t, because he’s a humongous pussy).
 
Jokes on you, Ralph will make his gamergate celebrity known to everyone and they'll all be big fans of the Killstream. By any metric from the top on down.
 
AnOminous said:
It's still being charged as an actual crime.
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It would be shocking if it isn't wrangled down to something non-criminal, possibly with a hefty fine, but it's currently a crime which would be a violation of his terms of release. That means they have him over a barrel if they want to have him plead to something with a bigger fine but no criminal penalties.
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Ehhh Ralphs own traffic history is going to fuck him over with this. He's got multiple priors and even one that ended with him colliding into another car.

He isn't getting off lightly.
 
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