💬 Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

So, I'm on line waiting for "organic" pizza (no eggs, I suppose) and I see this enormous person in her twenties with turqouise hair (shorter than mine, unsurprisingly) and belly almost covering her knees. Her diet must consist of ice cream sandwiches and she looks like she's pitching yoga pants for 7X people to a bunch of investors.

Artist's rendering:

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Girls often tuck their phones into their waistbands because they don't have functional pockets. I don't know why I find it somehow shocking when a big girl does it. I spotted a gleaming globe of fat before it snapped shut.

Related note: Anyone who tries to put a disaffected spin on NYC (e.g. rich neighborfood full of gym memberships) needs to spend time in Whole Foods. You'll immediately hear the telltale stomping and creaking.

The worst thing in NYC is when deathfats try to squeeze into subway seats where they aren't going to fucking fit. God forbid they're towards the back of the train relative to you, unless you like being body checked by 400 lbs of sweaty flab every time the train pulls into the station.

I had this happen on a sardine-packed train once, pre-covid, where there quite literally wasn't enough room for me to stand up to avoid the mass. I had to sit through 15 minutes of being slammed against the metal bars at the edge of the seat and it was fucking brutal. I literally got a bruise on my shoulder from that shit

 

[EnemyStand]

The worst thing in NYC is when deathfats try to squeeze into subway seats where they aren't going to fucking fit. God forbid they're towards the back of the train relative to you, unless you like being body checked by 400 lbs of sweaty flab every time the train pulls into the station.

I had this happen on a sardine-packed train once, pre-covid, where there quite literally wasn't enough room for me to stand up to avoid the mass. I had to sit through 15 minutes of being slammed against the metal bars at the edge of the seat and it was fucking brutal. I literally got a bruise on my shoulder from that shit

I'm sorry, but stories like this make me MATI as hell. I'm no pixie, but I'm beginning to form the opinion that we need to actively tell big fat fatties who don't fit they're big fat fatties who don't fit. No air travel, no subway, no busses until they cut down to a reasonable size. Judge Dredd them, they can rejoin society when they're at an appropriate height/weight ratio and if I get caught up in that so be it. More motivation for me.

 

[Gargoyle]

The worst thing in NYC is when deathfats try to squeeze into subway seats where they aren't going to fucking fit. God forbid they're towards the back of the train relative to you, unless you like being body checked by 400 lbs of sweaty flab every time the train pulls into the station.

I had this happen on a sardine-packed train once, pre-covid, where there quite literally wasn't enough room for me to stand up to avoid the mass. I had to sit through 15 minutes of being slammed against the metal bars at the edge of the seat and it was fucking brutal. I literally got a bruise on my shoulder from that shit

I use public transport a lot and I can't even count the amount of times a fatass has decided to sit next to me even though barely one of their cheeks would fit on the seat. The absolute worst I can remember is when a woman who looked like she was about 200kg sat nex to me on a bus. She had to sit sideways because that was the only way she wouldn't be falling off and she pushed her fat ass so far back that she crushed me against the wall. It was summer, so her clothes were drenched in sweat and since her ass was touching my thigh it left this wet spot on my skirt. She smelled like sweat and grease. I couldn't even get out because it was one of those seats next to the door area that had a railing in front of it. Eventually I just decided fuck it and did a limbo under the railing to escape this disgusting landwhale.

Now summer is coming and I'm honestly dreading the sweaty horrors I'll face. Maybe I should just walk on foot.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I use public transport a lot and I can't even count the amount of times a fatass has decided to sit next to me even though barely one of their cheeks would fit on the seat. The absolute worst I can remember is when a woman who looked like she was about 200kg sat nex to me on a bus. She had to sit sideways because that was the only way she wouldn't be falling off and she pushed her fat ass so far back that she crushed me against the wall. It was summer, so her clothes were drenched in sweat and since her ass was touching my thigh it left this wet spot on my skirt. She smelled like sweat and grease. I couldn't even get out because it was one of those seats next to the door area that had a railing in front of it. Eventually I just decided fuck it and did a limbo under the railing to escape this disgusting landwhale.

Now summer is coming and I'm honestly dreading the sweaty horrors I'll face. Maybe I should just walk on foot.

I didn't know it was possible to have legs so fat there's absolutely no visual indicator of a knee joint present until I rode the bus in a rough part of Brooklyn. God damn, I thought Anna was bad

 

[booklover]

Your friend is making that up. Cremains are made up of bone char and skeletons aren't obese.

I asked one of my favorite YouTubers, Kari the Mortician, if this was possible, and she said she had indeed seen this kind of thing a couple of times.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I live close to a really great, popular daycare center with a really switched on staff that are marvelous with the kids; patient, positive attitudes & pro-active with the little ones. About a month ago, I noticed a new kiddie in the group in the front playground & as I walk by there at least a dozen times a week, I finally saw him with the adults in his life. From what I've overheard, this is a foster care situation & the foster parents seem to be working hard with the staff to set things right.

The biggest & most visible problem? This little guy who looks to be about 3 or so is the size of three 3 years - the youngest death fat I've ever seen & utterly massive for his height. To their credit, the fosters & staff are doing their best to turn his little life around.

It's sad to see a crocodile line of kiddies, all clutching the "together rope" & happily singing as staff take them to the nearby park, with this little lad riding in a wagon pulled by the last staff member at the back of the line because there's no way he can walk. It's heart breaking to see him, when he sees a passerby with food, fixing his eyes longingly on the food - no matter what it is.

It's encouraging to see these last few weeks, the staff lift him out of the wagon , take his hand & help him walk the last 10 yards or so to the door of the day care & to see them slowly increasing that distance. When I first saw him, he had balance & gait difficulties. & now he looks a bit more adept.

Also encouraging to see the other little ones, when they're in the play yard that's part of the nursery, engage him in play. He doesn't seem to know how to really play & I'm hoping to that improves alone with his ability to move & hopefully some carefully monitered weight loss.

I don't know if weight/health issues were why he's in foster, (doubtful) but whatever the reason, I hope he does well.

Some parents should be shot & pissed on.

 

[Snusmumriken]

The worst thing in NYC is when deathfats try to squeeze into subway seats where they aren't going to fucking fit. God forbid they're towards the back of the train relative to you, unless you like being body checked by 400 lbs of sweaty flab every time the train pulls into the station.

I had this happen on a sardine-packed train once, pre-covid, where there quite literally wasn't enough room for me to stand up to avoid the mass. I had to sit through 15 minutes of being slammed against the metal bars at the edge of the seat and it was fucking brutal. I literally got a bruise on my shoulder from that shit

There are fat people in NYC? I thought if you hit 200+ the city folk would just bark at you like rabid dogs until you either lost the weight or became a hermit. Doesn’t everybody walk everywhere?

 

[Captain Syrup]

There are fat people in NYC?

I think it’s very much a rat race thing. The pressure to be lean/athletic is felt among high-income people. Once you leave the office, the bodies become more diverse.

Any 40 y.o. female tourist is obese by default. (That crack in the pavement wasn't there before that photo was taken.)

 

[booklover]

I live close to a really great, popular daycare center with a really switched on staff that are marvelous with the kids; patient, positive attitudes & pro-active with the little ones. About a month ago, I noticed a new kiddie in the group in the front playground & as I walk by there at least a dozen times a week, I finally saw him with the adults in his life. From what I've overheard, this is a foster care situation & the foster parents seem to be working hard with the staff to set things right.

The biggest & most visible problem? This little guy who looks to be about 3 or so is the size of three 3 years - the youngest death fat I've ever seen & utterly massive for his height. To their credit, the fosters & staff are doing their best to turn his little life around.

It's sad to see a crocodile line of kiddies, all clutching the "together rope" & happily singing as staff take them to the nearby park, with this little lad riding in a wagon pulled by the last staff member at the back of the line because there's no way he can walk. It's heart breaking to see him, when he sees a passerby with food, fixing his eyes longingly on the food - no matter what it is.

It's encouraging to see these last few weeks, the staff lift him out of the wagon , take his hand & help him walk the last 10 yards or so to the door of the day care & to see them slowly increasing that distance. When I first saw him, he had balance & gait difficulties. & now he looks a bit more adept.

Also encouraging to see the other little ones, when they're in the play yard that's part of the nursery, engage him in play. He doesn't seem to know how to really play & I'm hoping to that improves alone with his ability to move & hopefully some carefully monitered weight loss.

I don't know if weight/health issues were why he's in foster, (doubtful) but whatever the reason, I hope he does well.

Some parents should be shot & pissed on.

Childhood obesity, especially in the absence of a medical explanation, can be a sign of abuse or neglect as much as serious underweight. Obesity can be yet another symptom of malnutrition.

 

[Beluga]

There are fat people in NYC? I thought if you hit 200+ the city folk would just bark at you like rabid dogs until you either lost the weight or became a hermit. Doesn’t everybody walk everywhere?

When I went to NYC ages ago I saw so many shockingly obese people (by European standards), I find it kind of weird that this stereotype of newyorkers exists tbh but I could be 100% wrong.

 

[Asmobaby]

As a kid in the 90s, I was exposed to dog show culture (my mom was a dog trainer and taught obedience classes) in which there was an overwhelming amount of deathfats. Mainly women - and I'm assuming now - mainly lesbian "dog moms." Butch haircut, fat and frumpy, no husband in sight and no kids of their own.

Worst part, though, was how awful most of them were to their so-called "furbabies." And to call it "abusive" might just be an understatement. Yanking their leashes, screeching at them, bopping them when they wouldn't obey commands, etc. And this was in public. I can only imagine what they put their dogs through behind closed doors.

Now that I think of it this seems to be a trend that continues to this day: The link between the superfat and how they treat their animals. Just watch any of the videos Amberlynn Reid made during the Destiny era and you'll see what I mean.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

I frequent nightclubs often and there's this deathfat that I know that insists in dressing in fetish clothes with her giant belly hanging out, almost touching her knees. She often posts pictures using filters to make her eyes look HUGE and for a while harassed me to have a three way with her boyfriend she's in one of the parties' chat groups and one time someone pointed out her filter use and she got really mad, it was funny af

 

[Captain Syrup]

I frequent nightclubs often and there's this deathfat that I know that insists in dressing in fetish clothes

When I went to NYC ages ago I saw so many shockingly obese people (by European standards), I find it kind of weird that this stereotype of newyorkers exists tbh but I could be 100% wrong.

 

[Dysnomia]

I saw a gigantic creature on the bus Tuesday. If it weren't for the obvious female boobs I would have thought it was a man. She was wearing a blue anime shirt of some kind. It was mecha but I'm note sure which one because I didn't catch the text. So deathfat weeb. She had a special needs haircut with thinning hair. It looked like a bad home job. I've noticed a lot of deathfats have thinning hair. Big old lady glasses even though she was probably in her 20s. She was wearing jeans and I have no idea how she found a pair big enough. She was definitely in the upper 400s.

It's always sad to see someone so young and so fat. I imagine she just stuffs her face while staying up all night watching anime.

 

[Catto Gatto]

The worst thing in NYC is when deathfats try to squeeze into subway seats where they aren't going to fucking fit. God forbid they're towards the back of the train relative to you, unless you like being body checked by 400 lbs of sweaty flab every time the train pulls into the station.

I had this happen on a sardine-packed train once, pre-covid, where there quite literally wasn't enough room for me to stand up to avoid the mass. I had to sit through 15 minutes of being slammed against the metal bars at the edge of the seat and it was fucking brutal. I literally got a bruise on my shoulder from that shit

This brought back a fond memory. It was probably 2009, and I was on the 1 train commuting to my college internship. I always wear headphones on the subway and try not to make eye contact with people because I tend to be a magnet for the type of weirdo that wants to tell you their entire life story. This is relevant because at the time I was sitting with one empty seat next to me, engrossed in my music and looking at the floor. So I was blissfully unaware of the massive male deathfat approaching. This guy had to be 4-5 times my size.

Suddenly I felt hands on my shoulder. The piece of shit forcibly shoved me out of my seat. I almost fell to the floor but caught myself. He wanted my spot so that his gigantic ass could take up two seats. I was too shocked and horrified in the moment to do anything about it, and nobody else in the vicinity even flinched. I got off a few stops early and waited for the next train.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

This brought back a fond memory. It was probably 2009, and I was on the 1 train commuting to my college internship. I always wear headphones on the subway and try not to make eye contact with people because I tend to be a magnet for the type of weirdo that wants to tell you their entire life story. This is relevant because at the time I was sitting with one empty seat next to me, engrossed in my music and looking at the floor. So I was blissfully unaware of the massive male deathfat approaching. This guy had to be 4-5 times my size.

Suddenly I felt hands on my shoulder. The piece of shit forcibly shoved me out of my seat. I almost fell to the floor but caught myself. He wanted my spot so that his gigantic ass could take up two seats. I was too shocked and horrified in the moment to do anything about it, and nobody else in the vicinity even flinched. I got off a few stops early and waited for the next train.

I got angry at my sister for not standing up for herself, she flew east, and a fatty sits next to her, flips the armrest up without asking, even though my sis had her arm on the damn thing, and overflowed halfway into her seat. Then had the nerve to sigh and roll her eyes when sis needed to climb over her to use the ladies room.
I asked why she let fatty pull this shit, and she said she didn't want to start any trouble.
Fuck, if I'm paying $500 for an airplane seat, I'm not letting a fatty take up over half of it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I got angry at my sister for not standing up for herself, she flew east, and a fatty sits next to her, flips the armrest up without asking, even though my sis had her arm on the damn thing, and overflowed halfway into her seat. Then had the nerve to sigh and roll her eyes when sis needed to climb over her to use the ladies room.
I asked why she let fatty pull this shit, and she said she didn't want to start any trouble.
Fuck, if I'm paying $500 for an airplane seat, I'm not letting a fatty take up over half of it.

Always carry a small piece of cardboard like 11x14", wedge it on your side of the armrest if necessary.

They can't do shit if it's only on your side

 

[Catto Gatto]

Well, my friends, it finally happened. I was stuck next to a deathfat on a tiny plane yesterday. My fiancé and I couldn’t get seats together, and as we walked onto the plane behind this bizarrely shaped creature I thought “wow, I feel for whoever has to sit next to that thing.” This behemoth of a man had double Z cup back tits and fat bow legs. Then the horrifying realization hit me like a ton of bricks. He was gonna be next to me, I just knew. And sure enough, he plopped right down in my 2 seat row, with his blubber oozing over the armrest.

I begged a flight attendant to let me change seats but the flight was full. For context I am a tiny person, and I couldn’t move. I had to contort myself for 3 hours because one of his back tits spilled halfway into my seat, not to mention the bow leg. To make things even more nightmarish, his armpit was right at my nose level. I couldn’t help but think this may be some kind of twisted karmic punishment for making fun of all the fatties here on KF. I have no idea how anyone slightly bigger or taller than me could physically have sat next to him.

I’m about to go into full Karen mode on JetBlue for not making this fucker buy 2 seats.

 

[Permuto]

Please do, it'll only stop if more people bitch about it. You paid for a full seat you get a full seat.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Please do, it'll only stop if more people bitch about it. You paid for a full seat you get a full seat.

I am going to do this today, and will update you all with the result when they respond.

Update: complaint submitted, should be receiving a response in the next 10 days. I’m interested to see what they say