💬 Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

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This thread reminded me of a teacher in highschool who took early retirement.

She was a portly woman, definitely passed 300lbs. Throughout the year she carried a smell similar to damp laundry left for several days and stale gym locker, and her hair was always this thin, wispy blonde mess. During the summers she would wear large, beige dresses which would be stained with sweat.

Due to her size, and her insufferable personality, lessons never went smoothly and usually at least one kid would get kicked out for acting up or being rude. One, sweaty, smelly afternoon she got into a verbal argument with one of the boys in the class whose levels of "I don't give a fuck" were almost applaudable. It was only when she stood up that we saw a dark, red spot on her dress underneath her gunt which gave the kid the ammo to say something along the lines of "miss, your jam rag's slipped".

Silence followed by unfettered rage. She stormed out and we had a substitute in that class until she left several months later.

The irony being we had another teacher in the school who was probably about 400+lbs but had a better rapport with everyone due to the fact he didn't have the personality of a steaming pile of trash.
 
I also had a teacher in highschool who was a deathfat, fat enough that she was taller if you turned her at a 90° angle, walked everywhere with those hiking sticks and everyone outside of me treated her like shit, my reward for not mocking her was getting a fucking shitty erotic fanfic written about me and her by classmates and getting higher french grades even when I did shit.
 
Had a family friend recently suffer a medical event, he had a brain bleed and got airlifted to the hospital. The doctors pulled no punches and told him it was due to his weight, that he's literally so fat his brain imploded on itself. He did the shocked pikachu face meme. Dude literally looks like he ate Santa Claus for lunch, and apparently he's been walking around thinking he's muscly from playing high school football 30 years ago.
 
A few months ago, I was riding the bus, and I saw the driver move a blind man with a cane outside of the disabled seating area so two stereotypical deathfat women could hog all of that space instead. I saw trails of cheap Chinese food going down the front of their sweatshirts. The blind man should have been able to keep his spot - it most likely was not his fault he was blind.
 
Yesterday I saw the fattest ambulatory fatty I’ve ever seen. He took half a dozen slow, painful steps from his car and into a fish and chip shop. So there’s no mystery about how he got to that size.

He was so big that his shadow across the pavement scared my dog away from the scavenging she was doing outside the shop.
 
What really got me up and moving to another end of the table, was she said she wished she'd had abdominoplasty when she hit her lowest weight because then there would not have been room in her abdomen for the fat to fill up again. In case you didn't know the fat refills the loose skin because there's room, but can't come back if the skin is too tight. Utter lunacy!
There's no way that's true?
 
There's no way that's true?
She actually said it. Definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed, and very entitled. I did correct her on her belief and said that after abdominoplasty if you gain weight it looks far worse. There are pretty strict rules for abdominoplasty here including BMI limitations and length of maintenance. She would never have qualified and I suspect never will even if she gets her revisional WLS.
 
A childhood bully of mine (that was so awful I left the first year of high school without graduating and decided to homeschool) who had several pregnancy scares in fucking highschool, ballooned into a mega infinifat and is now selling weight loss wraps from itWorks, lmfao.
 
A childhood bully of mine (that was so awful I left the first year of high school without graduating and decided to homeschool) who had several pregnancy scares in fucking highschool, ballooned into a mega infinifat and is now selling weight loss wraps from itWorks, lmfao.
I believe you, but that almost sounds like a story Chantal would tell where her bully becomes a teen mother and ends up homeless.
 
I believe you, but that almost sounds like a story Chantal would tell where her bully becomes a teen mother and ends up homeless.
Eh, it happens. One of my bullies left school year ten. A year and a half later I saw her in the local shops, still with her signature rebel hair and signature rebel boots, at least six months along. I think she discovered the hard way that rebel sex while you're rebel drinking causes babies. Don't know what happened to her after that, if I ever saw her again I didn't recognise her. I hope for the baby's sake she either gave it up or else got her shit together.
 
I believe you, but that almost sounds like a story Chantal would tell where her bully becomes a teen mother and ends up homeless.
I know, right? It hits every god damn stereotype and it's amazing. I'd share some of the more lolzy MLM stuff but I still live in the area, and she does that stupid thing fb moms do where they list their home town, fuckin STAR SIGN, 'boy mom', etc stuff.
I did go back to double check and lmfao, she has a very mixed lookin baby and doesn't list who the father is, so I think even she doesn't know or is playing dumb because she's a home wrecker (last part is just a guess, not fact)

Oh! My morbidly obese ex is also a failed streamer now, I feel like everything that happened to people I don't like became a reddit /r/thathappened story.
 
There was an omegafat in my highschool cohort, same grade but different section. He broke several stools and desks during his highschool years, also sat and dented a concrete ping pong table somehow.

I witnessed it one where he sat on his desk,, demolished it and fell to the floor and he started crying. Both classrooms were together for something or other but It was so sad almost no one laughed, like 100 kids there silently looking at this inmense lardball cry.

Her mother, older brother and father were the same, all of them morbidly obese but he was the fattest of the family already at his age. Some of the guys who had visited his house said that they ate like pigs, they didn't even use normal plates but each of them ate of giant trays and it was uncomfortable how the mother pressured the guests into eating more despite them being totally full without even haven't eaten a third of the food served.

It was a wealthy family though so the guy got a gastric bypass despite being very young. I saw him a couple times but he never looked thin, he always looked doughy and weird, last i heard from him is that he ate his way back into obesity and was already on his way to looking exactly as before.
 
it was uncomfortable how the mother pressured the guests into eating more despite them being totally full without even haven't eaten a third of the food served.
Yeah, while it's not genetics a family's culture can ensure the whole clan ends up as deathfats. I know of a family like that. They are all gigantic. One of the siblings got denied ivf and adoption because of fat. So she got wls for ivf and managed twins. At a party, I watched in horror as those poor twins got force fed by their grandpa. It was like watching a competitive eating competition, but with 3 year olds. Those kids don't stand a chance.
 
I once was in a couple classes with a fatty two grades above me in high school. She was very Chantal or Tess-esque, always going on about drugs, alcohol, and sex. The weird ass would put a shooter marble in her bra between her boobs, I guess to keep them from sticking together and giving her a rash? It would fall out in the locker room and she'd throw a fit at anyone asking why she had a marble stuffed in her bra.
Anyways she managed to get pregnant, a bad abortion, and a blood clot in her lung shortly after high school and died. I think she was close to 400lb then.
 
Yeah, while it's not genetics a family's culture can ensure the whole clan ends up as deathfats. I know of a family like that. They are all gigantic. One of the siblings got denied ivf and adoption because of fat. So she got wls for ivf and managed twins. At a party, I watched in horror as those poor twins got force fed by their grandpa. It was like watching a competitive eating competition, but with 3 year olds. Those kids don't stand a chance.
Its child abuse. No other way of looking at it.
 
it's not genetics
we'd be lying if we said genetics had no play in how people gain weight- it absolutely does, and its an issue that never gets explored
a person who naturally gains fat faster or carries it differently might look at a person who naturally doesnt gain much fat, eat like a complete pig, and do the same
fattoids will say its 100% genetics, and others will tell them that, no, its 100% your eating habits
nobody will ever admit it can absolutely be a combination of both
 
Yeah, while it's not genetics a family's culture can ensure the whole clan ends up as deathfats. I know of a family like that. They are all gigantic. One of the siblings got denied ivf and adoption because of fat. So she got wls for ivf and managed twins. At a party, I watched in horror as those poor twins got force fed by their grandpa. It was like watching a competitive eating competition, but with 3 year olds. Those kids don't stand a chance.
You just reminded me of the time my fat relative talked about having to “stretch out” her baby’s stomach. Somehow her kids are still thin, mashallah.
 
been about a month ago. Was out fishing on a nearby lake. Pass by a pier,lots of homes on this lake. See this black guy who is at least 400 lbs. As I pass by he took a step back. And broke a board of the pier. Fell down to his groin. And was squealing like a pig as 3 others people were trying to pull him out of the pier.
 
we'd be lying if we said genetics had no play in how people gain weight- it absolutely does, and its an issue that never gets explored
a person who naturally gains fat faster or carries it differently might look at a person who naturally doesnt gain much fat, eat like a complete pig, and do the same
fattoids will say its 100% genetics, and others will tell them that, no, its 100% your eating habits
nobody will ever admit it can absolutely be a combination of both
Genetics don't actually do that. Genetics or thyroid, etc, amount to mild metabolic differences: as in a couple hundred calories is the worst situations. Metabolic differences level out anyway because adipose adds quite a bit to rmr, so that variation might put an extra twenty lbs with identical diets before equaling out.

No one on earth is eating like a pig and being "naturally thin", unless they are running Olympic level distances or literally dying of something like hyperthyroid. The "thin junk gorger" is an envious cope obese people made up.

the reality is most of these genetic differences boil down to satiation, impulse control, and other issues that can be compensated with behavioral adjustment. Genetics explains a couple dozen lbs, and is not an excuse for hundreds of lbs
 
Genetics don't actually do that.
Genetics explains a couple dozen lbs
so... they do that...
a couple dozen pounds can still be a huge difference, and enough of a difference for a little 1.50m 40 kg girl to allow herself some cake and soda daily, while someone who doesnt have the same metabolism looks on and goes 'if she can do it, so can i' and it spirals from there
 
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