Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

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From the gameplay reveal, it looks more or less an AAA Raw Danger/Septurion/Disaster Report. I like those type of games, though I don't think it will be a lot of people's type of jam. And I actually want more games of this type, since the last game (shrouded city) was ok, but needed more, and it was more or less still running away from Yakuza, guest starring Godzilla/Eva/Patlabor.

I just hope that Death Stranding will be more action pack than this

 
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Death Standing is just Morrowind with MGS gameplay.

Shadow Ghosts
Giant Bugs
Cocaine
Wizards
Tentacled Horrors
Weird Elf Woman
Undead
Theme of Reincarnation throughout everything
Ancient Civilization did something to make God and were spirited away

It's Morrowind all we need is cat people. You know by the end of it Kojima is going to have the final boss be wearing some sort of pottery or box over his head.
 
What are the odds you can piss on Mama for undisclosed Kojima reasons?
that'd be cool.

but, I don't think we're gonna be able to "enter" any of those locations from the cutscenes. I say this based on nothing but the fact there are a million textures in Heartman's room. Also, it strikes me as a very Kojima thing to hide a bunch of easter eggs in a cutscene then not let us explore at our leisure.
 
if you piss on people apparently their clothes do get wet and some will remark about you pissing on them. This would in theory also lead to them putting on a change of clothes and in the process of them stripping you could attack them.

Day 1 Purchase.
 
I think he is being an asshole until, and probably after the game's release. He hasn't shown anything, but he's shown things, if that makes sense. It's not substantive really. The story elements in the more lenghty scenes (running shittily on ps4 pro I assume) are becoming more convoluted and signature Hideo ridiculousness, whereas in most other trailers the vagueness was more appealing to me. He doesn't need all these set dressing conceptual characters and expository dialogue. Hopefully that won't come up much, as I don't give a fucking shit where the B.B.'s come from really (a little) or this increasing ensemble of characters. That's the problem with some Final Fantasy games, just melodramatic dialogue between over stylized characters who I don't give a shit about.

I think he's trolling, and TLDR, gonna be a good game, he's an asshole as always (especially to professional people) and people think he's a messianic figure when he's a perverted Japanese hipster with ties to the Yakuza who wears glasses. Game will be feature-packed, I have a feeling though. (it better fucking be).

BTW, he was prophetical about some things, especially THIS:
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The text box when clicking on the restaurant says: "This is the last place you'd wanna take your kids. It comes off as some innocent little bistro, but their real business is selling VR child porn."
The text box when clicking on the strip club says: "This is a strip club filled with so-called women who've undergone complete sex changes. I was inside for a case once. They're called "biovestites" - people who've had sex changes through gene therapy." LUL!!1 :sighduck: 👏
 
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