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Death Fat Death Pool

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Veiloftears said:
My 600-Lb. Life Star Gina Krasley Dies at Age 30

Can't say I'm surprised she lost only 50 lbs on the show and was a massive bitch. Her age is the real shocker here it really puts into perspective just how much abuse morbid obesity does to the body. People shouldn't be dying at the age of 30 but I guess we all make our choices. i'd still advise to watch our older cows closer cause cockroach genes or not you can only dance with death for so long
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Gina reminded me so much of ALR in poor hygiene, manipulative abuse of her girlfriend, entitlement, binge eating takeout, and astonishing laziness. She blamed others for all her problems including what she ate.

Gina wouldn't cooperate with doctors. She implied she declined physical therapy appointments in rehab because her legs hurt too much.

She was completely immobile the last months of her life after a crippling skin cellulitis infection. She blamed the rehab center and nurses for her declining mobility.

Ask not for whom the fatty bell tolls, Amber. It tolls for thee.
 
We’re within 5% of 2k votes so I thought it would be nice to see how this evolved over time. Chantal has always been and remains a fan favorite, but amber briefly surged in popularity with the announcement of cancer and her hysterectomy. Tammy also surged alongside COVID, which she survived, because God has forsaken us. Chantel, having also gotten a hysterectomy in this time, pulls far ahead and remains first in the Kentucky Fried Derby thanks to her comorbidities which include diabetes and being an unwashed meth head. Despite their huge gains (in weight) the rest remain clear underdogs. Best of luck gorls!

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As a final note I am making Kentucky fried derby the new subtitle to this thread lol. (Now former title is “circling the drain:who will clog it first?” For any historians viewing this post later)

Please share in this thread when any of the gorls have huge (lol) life changes!
 
Chose Chantal the day I logged in and saw the bibi break up video. Bibi was the last thread to reality she had and the slide she has done since has not disappointed.

Not sure if it will be health or misadventure related that will take her out but hopefully it will be interesting nonetheless.
 
Amber.
Already had what 2 UTI's? She seems to be happy gaining and gaining.
Also Wifey saga makes me think this person might be there for the............ money.
 
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Thought I should update the Derby with this info- FatJen announced around a week-and-a-half ago that she's in the hospital for undisclosed reasons (but DEFINITELY not Covid, haydurs!). Here's the where the discussion starts on her thread:
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This comes on the heels of her video announcing that she and her alcoholic fiancé have eschewed Western Medicine and are anti-vax.
Freetimbit said:
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And now officially anti-vaxxers. Last time Gene got the flu shot at age 12 he got the flu and hasn’t had a vaccination since apparently. He’s rarely sick and only has a cold every 4 years.
He is now saying he doesn’t agree with Western Medicine. Gene says healthy eating is their focus for health, not a shot. :story:
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At this point it's unclear if she has the Coof and is hiding it, is there for other fat-related reasons or is faking it for attention while working her way through a mountain of food bank cheese, but figured it should be documented here.

If you're considering changing your vote, I will add that she's apparently been well enough to add items to her Amazon wishlist in the last few days.
 
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Thought I should update the Derby with this info- FatJen announced around a week-and-a-half ago that she's in the hospital for undisclosed reasons (but DEFINITELY not Covid, haydurs!). Here's the where the discussion starts on her thread:

This comes on the heels of her video announcing that she and her alcoholic fiancé have eschewed Western Medicine and are anti-vax.

At this point it's unclear if she has the Coof and is hiding it, is there for other fat-related reasons or is faking it for attention while working her way through a mountain of food bank cheese, but figured it should be documented here.

If you're considering changing your vote, I will add that she's apparently been well enough to add items to her Amazon wishlist in the last few days.
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I changed my vote to Jen from Chantal because the greatest indicator that a Deathfat is heading down the drain is if they stop moving. Once a deathfat becomes bedridden, it is time to stat shopping for XX-L coffins. Chantal is still able to get out of bed on her own and waddle to her car and drive around town for Nashville chicken sandwiches and sex with drug peddling Egyptian men. Even with the drug habit, Chantal could easily live another 5 years, however poorly.

Jen is a whale that is fast approaching 50 and has been in the hospital for a week as of the time of this post. Jen could easily die in the next 6 months depending on what she was hospitalized for.

Chantal could always steal the race with a surprise coke-induced heart attack, which keeps the deadpool interesting.
 
Chorton said:
Update from the hospital:
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Archive:
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  • Went to hospital due to abdominal pain
  • Developed UTI in hospital
  • Has MRSA infection (also septic)
  • Impacted bowel
  • Tested 11.6 A1C level
  • Put on insulin
  • On low-carb diet
  • "No, it's not covid guyzzz. Geeez.."
  • Thinking of going to inpatient rehab facility
  • No facility in WV can safely take her due to weight
  • There are places outside of WV that can take her; must drop insurance in WV, take up that state's insurance
  • Has not been able to move insurance due to existing medication costs
  • Pain was so bad at one point, she was given morphine
  • Blah, blah feeling better; still fat
Wow, what a ride. Everyone update your bets in the death pool thread.

(Thank you @BeezinOwl, I corrected my post.)

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Still hanging in there with Jen. That behemoth is on death's door even though he doesn't want her. She's begging to get in
 
Jen is swirling the drain but Chantal's dangerous driving is on my side. My bet is still on Chantal having a sudden life-ending event, beating Jen by mere hours.
 
Sock said:
Still hanging in there with Jen. That behemoth is on death's door even though he doesn't want her. She's begging to get in
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I think the main issue is all of them are too fucking fat to fit through the door. They might have accidentally discovered the secret to living forever.
 
ALR. People say Chantal is going to die soon, but she reminds me of an Energizer Junkie with 9 lives. She'll keep going and going! ALR is a delicate gorl who already had cancer at a very young age. Plus, ALR is gaining quickly and putting even more stress on her (quickly dying) heart. Chantal is possibly losing weight or maintaining.
 
Scheele's Green said:
ALR. People say Chantal is going to die soon, but she reminds me of an Energizer Junkie with 9 lives. She'll keep going and going! ALR is a delicate gorl who already had cancer at a very young age. Plus, ALR is gaining quickly and putting even more stress on her (quickly dying) heart. Chantal is possibly losing weight or maintaining.
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There are just so many more things that could kill Chantal, though. Weight, health problems, reckless driving, drug use, etc. Add mishap to that list. In a recent live she was sitting on her balcony and it looks like there is a gap developing between the concrete floor and the house. That could take her out too.

Chantal IS like a cockroach but she's also a wild card.
 
I’ll be absolutely devastated if Sara Potter dies first. She’s a dumb fatty who will never change but she’s at least a nice dumb fatty. Sadly it’s always the good ones to go first, so I won’t be surprised. Just a little broken-hearted.
 
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