🪦 Deceased Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

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It's the usual Schroedinger's deathfat paradox: Jen's health is decaying much faster than the average proton and she will exist in an indeterminate state between life and death until directly observed grifting.
 
I hope she was lying and it is Covid. She and Gin were so fucking obnoxious and smug about no vaccines, making fun of masks, etc. If she croaks, I won't care. I'm surprised at myself for that, since if Chantal croaks, I might hate myself for having a tad of humanity over it, but Jen is a different kind of hateful bitch so, uh , no.
 
If Jen has COVID, she'll come back thinner. Thus proving everyone who said her keto diet was stupid and that getting a vaccine when you're an immunocompromised lard lump wrong. Boy, if she does have COVID and survives, you're going to feel really silly, ladies.

I am confident there are greater odds than not if she gets COVID, she'll die on the vent, but stranger things have happened and I'm just not sure what's happening. It's a possibility, a very real one, she might actually come back thinner. She'll also lose massive amounts of weight if she had an extended intubation destroy her brain and she ends up on some long term stepdown that frequently forgets her tube feed.
 
Nothing Fancy! Just an update! | August 29 2021

Update from the hospital:

Archive:

  • Went to hospital due to abdominal pain
  • Developed UTI in hospital
  • Has MRSA infection (also septic)
  • Impacted bowel
  • Tested 11.6 A1C level
  • Put on insulin
  • On low-carb diet
  • "No, it's not covid guyzzz. Geeez.."
  • Thinking of going to inpatient rehab facility
  • No facility in WV can safely take her due to weight
  • There are places outside of WV that can take her; must drop insurance in WV, take up that state's insurance
  • Has not been able to move insurance due to existing medication costs
  • Pain was so bad at one point, she was given morphine
  • Blah, blah feeling better; still fat
Wow, what a ride. Everyone update your bets in the death pool thread.

(Thank you @BeezinOwl, I corrected my post.)

She also looks like an absolute behemoth (nothing new):
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Chorton said:
Update from the hospital:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OeTR9waeXwg
Archive:
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  • Went to hospital due to abdominal pain
  • Developed UTI in hospital
  • Has MRSA infection (also septic)
  • Impacted bowel
  • Tested 11.6 for blood sugar
  • Put on insulin
  • "No, it's not covid guyzzz. Geeez.."
Wow, what a ride. Everyone update your bets in the death pool thread.
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This 700 lb monster went to the hospital because she couldn’t take a shit thanks to all that cheese she eats. Those poor poor nurses. She’s so disgusting.

I can’t believe they are letting the human hog woman take up a hospital bed for this long because her fat ass can’t take a 20 lb dump.
 
I'm mati. The first thing she does is complain about the 14 hour wait at the ER. I'm sure she had a gurney, so its not like she was sitting in a hard chair all that time. She is annoyed that there is no place to take her. She doesn't say it, but you can tell by her tone she thinks everyone should be accommodating her. This fucking bitch has nerve. You just know she is a whining, complaining nightmare for the poor staff. It will get worse as the withhold food. Wonder if Gin will sneak in food
 
They want her to go into a nursing home for inpatient rehab, but there isn't a facility in the entire state of WV that can handle such a mountainous bitch. It sounds like she's going to be the state of Pennsylvania's problem for a while if she can get on their insurance.

Her meds are $300 a day. Jesus A1c Christ.

SCREW YOU, TAXPAYER!
 
the thumbnail LOL. Gin is looking rough. it's true what they say about presidents: they age rapidly in office.
If I may, Girtha Washington, Sara Lee Jackson, Sarah Pork, Eat-ith Roosevelt, Lou Hoovermouth, Smelleanor Roosevelt, Jackie O-bese, Lady Pterodactyl Johnson, Betty size of a Ford, Blobera Bush, Hillary Clintonne, Michelle Oreobama, Caramelania Trump, and Jill bidin' time before I die of being a fat freak.
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look at this fucking monster. I call this MRSA and Marcene.
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This observation is based entirely on my extensive mastery of the My 600 Pound Life genre of television, so take it with a big grain of salt but every time a megadeathfat goes into a nursing facility to regain their mobility (as Jen says she and her team have decided would be best for her) there's always an interview or a chyron explaining that this is a last ditch effort to keep the bedbound megadeathfat from simply...dying. Immobility or functional immobility is always painted as the last stop before death and nursing facilities are the last effort to cheat the grim reaper.

Can any medfags confirm or deny this impression?
 
Veiloftears said:
Y’all niggers forget that this cow pulls this disappearing shit all the time. In April she privated all her videos and was gone for some time.

She loves this shit, reading people’s increasingly concerned comments, she probably experiences some kind of high while stuffing her fat face with cheese. It’s a sick fetish but the closest she gets to experience arousal since she ate herself out of sex a long time ago.

She’ll be back, still looking like a Mondoshawan, drowning in her own fluids. We just have to wait it out.
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Agreed. She’s probably home, laying in bed, getting waited on by the
StrawberryDouche said:
They want her to go into a nursing home for inpatient rehab, but there isn't a facility in the entire state of WV that can handle such a mountainous bitch. It sounds like she's going to be the state of Pennsylvania's problem for a while if she can get on their insurance.

Her meds are $300 a day. Jesus A1c Christ.

SCREW YOU, TAXPAYER!
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Her hospital bill will run into the hundreds of thousands, I’m guessing. Not counting, of course, an extended stay in rehab. She won’t pay a dime of it. All of her ailments are food, and sedentary lifestyle related.
 
Painted Pig said:
the thumbnail LOL. Gin is looking rough. it's true what they say about presidents: they age rapidly in office.
If I may, Girtha Washington, Sara Lee Jackson, Sarah Pork, Eat-ith Roosevelt, Lou Hoovermouth, Smelleanor Roosevelt, Jackie O-bese, Lady Pterodactyl Johnson, Betty size of a Ford, Blobera Bush, Hillary Clintonne, Michelle Oreobama, Caramelania Trump, and Jill bidin' time before I die of being a fat freak.
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look at this fucking monster. I call this MRSA and Marcene.
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She looks FATTER!
 
Holy fucking shit she looks massive.

I would kill to hear what the nurses say behind her back.

I officially have Jumbo Jelly Jen in the death pool.

Also 300 dollars of tax payer money a day to medicate her giant smug ass is outrageous. If I lived in WV I would be so upset.
 
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