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Death Fat Death Pool

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Gonna cast the vote for Ramadan. Not directly because of her health, mind you, but due to some sort of distracted driving tragedy.
 
I just changed mine to ol' glitter & lazers because in all honesty, she looks like she's about 5 minutes away from renal failure, virus aside.
 
chickenbutt said:
I just changed mine to ol' glitter & lazers because in all honesty, she looks like she's about 5 minutes away from renal failure, virus aside.
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tbh I’m surprised more people aren’t swapping to chinny (tho she is in the lead). Her recent hand pic shows *horrific* water retention. I think some critical organ got jealous of her uterus’s retirement and would like to join it.

btw
- we hit 400 pounds votes today, making this thread a death fat itself .
- I am thinking of adding a “notable fat fucks” subsection because I like laughing at how comparatively huge they are all are at a glance. If people have the weight stats for any cow in a similar way as those in the OP I’ll add it. For example nickocado just crushed his way through 300 last week and deserves an honorable mention.
 
Given how absolutely awful he looks and how big he is now (300+lbs) I feel like Nikocado should be added to this.
 
Chantal was pretty far down my list for a long time because her blood pressure and pulse was so surprisingly good for her body, but after her moving in with Peetz she is really piling it on so you can almost see her expand by the hour.
But she is still my current #2, because Glitters skin(tone) just looked so painfully, sickly bad in her recent tiktoks. She is my current #1 for the death pool, especially because she often overexerts herself for videos.
Both however have (daddy's) money or socialized medical care on their sides, so unless the 'Rona will get them, my timing is on late autumn and influenza.
 
DickMain said:
Gonna cast the vote for Ramadan. Not directly because of her health, mind you, but due to some sort of distracted driving tragedy.
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the first deathfat to kick off died from something not fat-related (like a car wreck), because the universe works in funny ways.
 
I felt awful watching that woman fall tbh. I tried to Google the incident but nothing came up that matched. I want to know why she was in the situation to begin with.
EDit: Found it. She was trying to kill herself. I wonder if she hates those people now.
 
Fish Doctor said:
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the first deathfat to kick off died from something not fat-related (like a car wreck), because the universe works in funny ways.
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The problem is when a normal person gets into a car crash, they don't have 300 pounds of lard to both crush the other vehicle with and defend against most blunt force. Deathfats in car crashes are in a bizarre place medically as they can literally just crap out from the stress despite their massive rolls of fat providing ample protection from blunt force. If the car's burning/sinking/otherwise uninhabitable, they're super fucked as they don't have the mobility to escape in time. Overall, it depends on the kind of crash (speed, angle, time of day), it depends on the kind of deathfat, and it depends on the environment (bystanders, hazards, etc.).
 
Not a shocking guess, but I think Jen

She is the oldest, seems defeated in recent vlogs, and her weight loss jouney has recently included her going from 537.4 on 3/16 to 551.8 4/23 meaning despite her high TDEE a 2.6 lb per week gain (!!) for over a month

On the contrary, who would be the most likely to actually lose weight?

I'd like to say Sara, but I think Amber. Sara seems like a nice person, but with her breathing I actually thought she died years ago before I recently rediscovered her channel. Amber is the only one who has recently been losing.
 
Any one of these fatties could power several homes for 6 months with all those stored calories.
Think of all that free energy!
Given that, I'm thinking Foodie Beauty will kick the bucket first. No reason or suspicion, just a wild guess.
 
Hey @tiggles gorl hope you don't mind but since your thread is pinned I"m going to slip in here and shill the Beauty Parlor/Salon/Deathfats chat room. You can talk about anything there, including real-time commentary when lolcows do livestreams. Hope you guys check it out :3
 
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