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Chip said:
Life by Jen. She's 45 and supposedly has cancer, has been morbidly obese her whole life...how much longer can this continue.
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Oh that's right, I forgot about the cancer. iirc she claimed she was supposed to lose weight for surgery, but there was debate on whether that it was real at all. Is the cancer real or made up for pity points?
 
Well, most people with real cancer do what they are supposed to do to get rid of it. If she needed to lose weight just to start treatment, then kept eating herself into a wheelchair instead, it does look like she was at least exaggerating the cancer. That dx was years ago, too. I wonder if she just had a questionable pap or even cervical dysplasia and turned it into cancer like some of our munchies love to do.
 
eternal dog mongler said:
Who gives a shit?
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I just figured people might be interested in entering their submissions, because the other dead pool has actual prizes. It would be fun for more people to compete, makes things interesting. No need to get upset mate. I'm not trying to be a dick here.

If you guys want I can add any entries in this thread to the existing list. I'm 3D printing stuff for the winners and would hate for anyone to miss out.
 
I voted for Jen because of her age but all the fatties have been morbidly obese for their whole lives and are somehow still alive. I feel like we'll have to wait for something unexpected like a car crash or a trip down the stairs to take one of them outta here.
 
I voted Tam Tam because she’s been close to death before, and is immobile, along with filthy and diseased. They are all filthy and diseased but Tam Tam seems farther along in the body failure department. Even TLC can’t save her

Jen doesn’t have cancer. Cancer is called cancer because it grows out of control. She would be having serious issues if not already be dead if she had any sort of real cancer. I’m thinking bad pap and histrionics made her say that. She’s too big to even be properly diagnosed.

Chantel is the one I’d least.cry about. Not that I’d cry over any of them, but Chantel’s personality is by far the worst. None of them are likeable, but she just brings on the “enough already” sentiment in me.

Amber has actually lost weight. She got so boring I stopped following her, but I recently checked in and was surprised at her appearance. If she keeps it up (she won’t) she could save herself.

Covid could take any of them instantly though. again, Chantel was making fun of people worried and she just shit in a store without washing hands, so if there was any justice...

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Is there an already-existing list that includes highest known and highest speculated weight for each death fat? Might as well add it to the OP too so we can admire the quarter-tonners all together. Otherwise I’ll slap it together by hand this weekend. I’m thinking [highest known/highest speculated/current weight]
 
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Amber has always said her highest weight was 572, and now she is down to 503. Most of us take this with a whole cow lick of salt because she lies about everything. But those are the best numbers known for her at this time. Amy weighed in this week at 477. Those are the ones I remember, and I don't include the stupid trifling numbers after the decimal point.
Edited Amy's weight from 577 (oops) to 477.
 
I'm voting Tammy Slaton just based on physical appearance alone. When your body stores fat in the forehead, there can't be much time left for you.
 
I originally voted for Anna because I think she is very reckless and will probably get covid-19, treat it with vodka and cheetos and die. Then I changed it to Amy because she is too stupid to follow safety directives. She also researches current events by consulting troons and bored wine moms in King Rosie Mantiddies' late night streams. Poses questions that should be answered by authorities like the IRS, CDC, State Dept, etc. She would gargle bleach for Corona and die.
 
Anna's been to Italy recently so she could have corona and not even know it.
There all highly at risk for the virus but Anna is probably the biggest risk.
 
If she has it she has passed it on to a lot of people by now. But hasn't enough time gone by since she returned to clear her? I think it has been 2 weeks. She can still catch it in the US even if she narrowly escaped it in Milan, of course.
 
Chantal.

As for the COVID prediction, Chinny has a dry cough, and in today's video admitted to chest pain, tasting blood when she coughs. She has had blood clots in her lungs, has needed a CPAP for years for sleep apnea, and was recently prescribed an albuterol inhaler for breathing (due to fat, not asthma).
 
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