💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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The one who is going to die first is the death fat who isn't on this subforum. The master of (raw) meat, Jack Scalfani.

On this subforum... Chantal or one of the Slatons.
 
No way the salmonella king is gonna die. Jack can eat raw chicken without so much as an upset stomach. Coronachan is gonna get explosive diarrhea from the pathogens living in his kitchen.
 
I believe Anna will go first. With her self mutilation of her face (battle scars as she calls the inability to stop picking at it until it heavily bleeds) it’s the gateway and easy access for infection to enter. Anna trying to make people believe she’s active will be her undoing. Skipping, stair climbing in heels and evening wear certainly shows us in her mind. I know she’s gained more weight which means 5000 calories consumed daily as the years go on
 
What about Sammie? She's young, but she seems beyond oblivious to the threat, and chronically unwashed, and has so many contacts... She's a a rank outsider, a long shot, but she's got potential.
 
Suzuki Beane said:
What about Sammie? She's young, but she seems beyond oblivious to the threat, and chronically unwashed, and has so many contacts... She's a a rank outsider, a long shot, but she's got potential.
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tbh I forgot about her, I never managed to get into her thread. I tried just now and I dont find her interesting - but I’ll definitely add her if there’s enough interest!

so, just to summarize - she’s trailer park trash who overshares her sex life on facebook, right? How much does she weigh and do we have more info on what those heart problems are?
 
alright, since we have an additional contender, lemme tell you gorls my plans for the future of this thread.

when one cow dies we’ll screen shot the poll and save it for posterity, circle jerk for a bit, and then reset the poll, adding on new cow(s). I kind of don’t want to add somebody now since we already have over 200 votes, though I could if that’s what folks want. Instead, if wildcard sammie wins, the sammie fans can come in and dunk all over us/me about how right they were and then we’ll award them lots of stickers, screen shot the poll, and then remake it anyways to keep shit fresh while the thread has lots of eyeballs on it, plus somebody’s health may have turned for the worse which may make it extra fun.

what do you all think?
 
I picked the Foodie Beauty to kill over first..She's on track for a massive heart attack any day now. I've watched some of her videos were she consumes over 8,000 calories in just two meals and with dinner still on deck.
 
Stormy Daniel's Lawyer said:
I picked the Foodie Beauty to kill over first..She's on track for a massive heart attack any day now. I've watched some of her videos were she consumes over 8,000 calories in just two meals and with dinner still on deck.
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Ever since she took a shit on stream I absolutely believe this to be true. Death's on deck for foodie-beauty. Her heart can't take anymore.
 
tiggles said:
alright, since we have an additional contender, lemme tell you gorls my plans for the future of this thread.

when one cow dies we’ll screen shot the poll and save it for posterity, circle jerk for a bit, and then reset the poll, adding on new cow(s). I kind of don’t want to add somebody now since we already have over 200 votes, though I could if that’s what folks want. Instead, if wildcard sammie wins, the sammie fans can come in and dunk all over us/me about how right they were and then we’ll award them lots of stickers, screen shot the poll, and then remake it anyways to keep shit fresh while the thread has lots of eyeballs on it, plus somebody’s health may have turned for the worse which may make it extra fun.

what do you all think?
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No need to reset, at least as far as I'm concerned. Sammie is covered by the 'other' category.
I just brought her up because she seems utterly unconcerned in her last video outing with Clarence. Didn't want her to go unmentioned just in case.

It's probably going to be Chantal, or Tam Tam anyway...
 
Ok, sounds good to me. Unless messy tessy or Jude take a horrid turn I think sammie will be the next cow for the list.

Are there any rumblings about J getting her own thread? her beach (ball) bod screams “death by sleep apnea” to me. We might want to add her next reset as well.
 
tiggles said:
tbh I forgot about her, I never managed to get into her thread. I tried just now and I dont find her interesting - but I’ll definitely add her if there’s enough interest!

so, just to summarize - she’s trailer park trash who overshares her sex life on facebook, right? How much does she weigh and do we have more info on what those heart problems are?
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She's probably a good 300-325 pounds so she's not the largest for sure. But what Sammie does have going for her is an unspecified heart condition and type 2 beetus. The wild card is that she refuses treatment or to see doctors for either, unless her mother allows whatever homeless black man she's banging that week to come around and see her kids so she can take photos for Facebook.
 
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