💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Long ago, I picked Chantal, without realizing she was an unkillable cockroach-human hybrid.

That said, every new pic of Juliana Aprileo looks worse than the last. You can practically see the shadow of Death standing over her at this point, so that's my new pick. And I'm going to be very disappointed if the fire department doesn't have to cut a hole in the side of Corissa's house to haul her out.
 
Angry New Ager said:
Long ago, I picked Chantal, without realizing she was an unkillable cockroach-human hybrid.

That said, every new pic of Juliana Aprileo looks worse than the last. You can practically see the shadow of Death standing over her at this point, so that's my new pick. And I'm going to be very disappointed if the fire department doesn't have to cut a hole in the side of Corissa's house to haul her out.
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She looks terrible, and she has been 'on bed rest' because of a 'back injury'. Even if she manages to recover somewhat from the back injury (which someone suggested could be sciatica) it's absolutely going to flare up again. She is very, very close to being permanently bed bound.
 
glass_houses said:
She looks terrible, and she has been 'on bed rest' because of a 'back injury'. Even if she manages to recover somewhat from the back injury (which someone suggested could be sciatica) it's absolutely going to flare up again. She is very, very close to being permanently bed bound.
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Well, she’s a very loud champion for the morbidly obese. It’s what she deserves.
 
Can we officially add Hungry Fat Chick to the poll? She doesn't have a thread, but she's well enough known, and she's looking Jen-level ready to go as of late.

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Juliana is now using a bariatric chair/walker. Her stepdad with pancreatic cancer will likely outlive her.
 
OttoWest said:
Juliana is now using a bariatric chair/walker. Her stepdad with pancreatic cancer will likely outlive her.
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That is her camping chair shes been using since 2018. They drag it everywehre because it supports up to like 800 lbs and is 30" across to fit her huge ass. Though she does have a bad back injury thats laid her out for months now that surely isn't doing anything for her mobility.
 
Kelly Lenza is frankly off the table for me. Kelly lives a totally stress free life. J has a lot on her plate. (Please no bully.) Honestly, a dark horse that's more likely to overtake the race is Corissa.
 
LonesomeDud said:
Kelly Lenza is frankly off the table for me. Kelly lives a totally stress free life. J has a lot on her plate. (Please no bully.) Honestly, a dark horse that's more likely to overtake the race is Corissa.
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Corrissa is the one taking testosterone? A deathfat fucking with her hormones is especially stupid. I hope to see new updates on her and other deathfats now that the site is up.
 
Dude Rabbits said:
Corrissa is the one taking testosterone? A deathfat fucking with her hormones is especially stupid. I hope to see new updates on her and other deathfats now that the site is up.
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Her girlfriend J is taking testosterone. Corissa has lost a lot of weight because she's continued to abuse food after gall bladder surgery and her body can't keep up. Constant stress on your GI system is just hard on an aging and already disadvantaged body. Corissa has made a big fuss about being "sober," so she hasn't been historically kind to her body. I think she might surprise us all and die first.
 
LonesomeDud said:
Her girlfriend J is taking testosterone. Corissa has lost a lot of weight because she's continued to abuse food after gall bladder surgery and her body can't keep up. Constant stress on your GI system is just hard on an aging and already disadvantaged body. Corissa has made a big fuss about being "sober," so she hasn't been historically kind to her body. I think she might surprise us all and die first.
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Uh are you saying she is loosing weight through constant diarrhea? 🤢
 
LonesomeDud said:
I believe she is losing weight because of constant diarrhea, yes
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If memory serves, after her surgery she spoke about always having to be close to a toilet wherever she went, and she mentions 'dumping syndrome' frequently. So yes, she's shitting her way to weight loss.
 
My vote is staying with Chantal. She's almost forty, has multiple health problems, and is tripling down on going the Life by Jen route. More power to her. I hope she collapses on a Kuwaiti street from heat stroke. The only interesting arc left for her is to find out how the massive 400+ elbee body is disposed of. Will her family claim it and come up with the multiple thousands of $$ to have it airlifted back to Canada, or will they just leave it to rot in Kuwait?
 
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