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I will back my gunt roach Camel to victory one day! But seriously she's like the lich queen. Every medical diagnosis makes her stronger. GUNRAR!
 
Don’t register your lolcow account to lolcow email, folxks, I missed ya
Two months late to claim my prize (thnx Jen Gwen Medicine Woman!), so let it be dark heart horse this time - Ash, I choose you! Don't let that youngster Tamtam steal your thunder (that would be too boring and anticipated)
 
I also have Ash down as an outside chance. She's less outwardly sickly than many of the other Deathfats but 1) she's less prone to oversharing than her corpulent compatriots, so may have issues we don't know about and 2) she's so massive that I could see a minor injury letting her speedrun (lol) the bedbound saga.
 
Founder of salon for deathfats dead at 37. Girl was HUGE. I didn't know this but the article says she had at one point weighed over 846 pounds and lost 400. Still dropped dead at a young age. How Anna is still upright and moving is a marvel of the human body.

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Jamie Lopez, Super Sized Salon Star and Babydoll Beauty Couture Founder, Dead at 37

Jamie Lopez, the star of WE tv's Super Sized Salon and the founder of Babydoll Beauty Couture, has died. She was 37.
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check out her feet and ankles....jfc

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lonelygorl15 said:
Founder of salon for deathfats dead at 37. Girl was HUGE. I didn't know this but the article says she had at one point weighed over 846 pounds and lost 400. Still dropped dead at a young age. How Anna is still upright and moving is a marvel of the human body.

people.com

Jamie Lopez, Super Sized Salon Star and Babydoll Beauty Couture Founder, Dead at 37

Jamie Lopez, the star of WE tv's Super Sized Salon and the founder of Babydoll Beauty Couture, has died. She was 37.
people.com people.com

check out her feet and ankles....jfc

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Lol, I saw this freakshow back when fat people hate/logic content was available on YouTube. Legitimately thought she was already dead. My favorite shit was when the interview focused on reinforced chairs "to avoid the embarassment of breaking the chair at the salon."

She also had a rap video, IIRC.

ETA found the song, I refuse to listen to it again

 
Tammy Slaton turns 37 this year. They say musician celebrities join the 27 club of they're not careful, right? I'm predicting our deathfat "celebrity" will join the BIG 37 club in 2023 after her birthday.

She hasn't lost near enough weight and the toll on her body has been catastrophic. She sneaks food and the rehab she has been in wasn't to help her, it was to babysit her. God help the morticians and EMTs who have to dispose of her body.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
Tammy Slaton turns 37 this year. They say musician celebrities join the 27 club of they're not careful, right? I'm predicting our deathfat "celebrity" will join the BIG 37 club in 2023 after her birthday.

She hasn't lost near enough weight and the toll on her body has been catastrophic. She sneaks food and the rehab she has been in wasn't to help her, it was to babysit her. God help the morticians and EMTs who have to dispose of her body.
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Can't they just use one of those industrial animal carcass shredder, like this? (warning NSFL) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LlbTNGYJWQ
 
Anna is not doing good healthwise. She at the very least has been diagnosed with something and had to do a 24 hour urine collection.

She got the flu on 12/31, stated on 1/2 she was still very sick, on 1/6 she was still sick. That is the only 3 posts she has mad during that time except for intermittent reposting of other peoples stuff. She stopped moderating her comments as well.

She is now MIA for at least 3 days on all social media.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Anna is not doing good healthwise. She at the very least has been diagnosed with something and had to do a 24 hour urine collection.
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This doesn't mean much on its own. I had to do one for bone density loss between two bone density screenings. I've known others be ordered them by bariatric surgeons as part of a work up. While not a first level pathology screening, they are a second degree check used by endocrinologists looking into autoimmune disorders.
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She got the flu on 12/31, stated on 1/2 she was still very sick, on 1/6 she was still sick. That is the only 3 posts she has mad during that time except for intermittent reposting of other peoples stuff. She stopped moderating her comments as well.

She is now MIA for at least 3 days on all social media.
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Now this means much more. Staying off all social media when you're as attention seeking as most of these fat cows generally means something serious is up.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Now this means much more. Staying off all social media when you're as attention seeking as most of these fat cows generally means something serious is up.
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It's extremely odd, because I honestly thought she had a social media manager doing this shit for her. Either there's no social manager and she's control freak enough to manage the social media by herself, or there was a social media manager who stopped giving a fuck at the same time she got sick.

I think Anna is extremely unwell right now. It's frustrating because Blind Freddie saw this coming years ago.

But that's what makes Anna a lolcow I guess; the absolute refusal to learn from her mistakes, and the determination to keep making them as much as she possibly can.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
Tammy Slaton turns 37 this year. They say musician celebrities join the 27 club of they're not careful, right? I'm predicting our deathfat "celebrity" will join the BIG 37 club in 2023 after her birthday.

She hasn't lost near enough weight and the toll on her body has been catastrophic. She sneaks food and the rehab she has been in wasn't to help her, it was to babysit her. God help the morticians and EMTs who have to dispose of her body.
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GenociderSyo said:
Anna is not doing good healthwise. She at the very least has been diagnosed with something and had to do a 24 hour urine collection.

She got the flu on 12/31, stated on 1/2 she was still very sick, on 1/6 she was still sick. That is the only 3 posts she has mad during that time except for intermittent reposting of other peoples stuff. She stopped moderating her comments as well.

She is now MIA for at least 3 days on all social media.
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Adding to this she came back to state after the flu she had covid and now has bronchitis. She has pretty much not posted anything new beyond the fast posts to say how she sick she is for 28 days now. She is still fat as fuck in the short update IG vids.
 
I am changing my vote from Tammy Slaton to Other (Eugenia Cooney) in the Deathfat Derby: Race For The Sky Biscuit.

Eugenia's health and weight is getting worse and she's approaching 30. Her ass is literally blue, rotting from the inside. She is the antithesis to a deathfat, but I think it would be funny if such a skinny legend snatches the race from our big gorls. Our gorls, in large, always complain about coming 2nd to skinny women. I wonder what they will think of all the attention Skeletor will inevitably get, because she is definitely not long for this world.
 
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