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Death Fat Death Pool

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Gotta be J over Corissa, I’d be shocked if she can even walk unassisted at this point. Those pics of her sitting by the pool at fat camp were shocking. Big Tam has to be my next vote though! Anna and Amber should stay but I truly think they both have time, time to get fatter and even more bitter and miserable like old Jenny. My hatred of Jenn brought me to the farms and I think the first thing I did here was vote for her in the death poll, blessed.
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
Agreed. BTW is she the only virgin deathfat? I don't follow them all, but the ones I know all seem to have an enabler masquerading as a romantic partner.
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Anna is a virgin. Despite her varying degrees of lust for Jon the photographer, he has a normal girlfriend. Anna gets attention from feeders but that infuriates her. She’s never had sex (grew up Morman) and is making a dumb short movie called Puppy Love, calling it a Hallmark Christmas movie where she tries to prove that normal men want sneaky eat beasts.
 
If the choice is between Juliana and Corissa, I'll pick Juliana. Coco is breaking down for sure, but Juliana seems to be doing a speed run. Corissa looks like crap while Juliana looks like death
 
I feel foolish for changing my vote earlier this year to Tammy from Jen, time to donate my BAT wallet funds from Brave to the site! RIP you fat fuck Jen, hope the golden KFC bucket in the sky was worth it. Amberlynn's smug cunty attitude will sustain her will to live a very long time. Chantal has a lot of milk left to give before she expires and I see her as a survivor; Something about Chantal tells me she will have the last laugh. Amy Ramadan is a disgusting snoozefest. Anna is an alcoholic, so there's that factor.

Sara is worth a look into to expand your deathfat knowledge, might be a wildcard. I'm hoping I am right in predicting Tammy is next; She has refused to take initiative in rehab and obviously hasn't lost weight with sneaking food from her tardbucks. Tam-Tam is a waste of state and federal resources and I hope she gets her fat prodded in the darkest corner of purgatory instead of heaven. Tammy is a horrible person and her family will probably not shed tears for too long, plus she's one of the oldest.
 
When you make a fresh poll for the new pool, is there a way to keep these fat niggers from changing their votes once they cast one?
 
Clock me bc late AF, but I definitely think Nick Avocado should be included. I don’t see Kelly Lenza (unfortunately) or Polissa being ready just yet.

I had Chantal in the current iteration and I still think she’s a serious contender. I’ve heard so much about Corissa and Julianna. I’m not familiar with them. Time to expand my fat slob horizons. Pray for me frens.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
Clock me bc late AF, but I definitely think Nick Avocado should be included. I don’t see Kelly Lenza (unfortunately) or Polissa being ready just yet.

I had Chantal in the current iteration and I still think she’s a serious contender. I’ve heard so much about Corissa and Julianna. I’m not familiar with them. Time to expand my fat slob horizons. Pray for me frens.
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I would imagine Kelly Lenza as more ready than Nick, as Nick is younger and at least had a point where he was thin and healthy. Kelly has been a gross slob most of her life, and is in that age range where deathfats see serious issues with their health.
 
If the OP isn't around anymore, I'd volunteer to run the new poll. I propose these as the nominees:

Amberlynn
Anna
Chantal
Juliana
Simply Sara
Tammy

Nikocado is too young, hasn't always been fat, and isn't as big as our gorls so I highly doubt it'll be him.
 
Hamplanet Fitness said:
If the OP isn't around anymore, I'd volunteer to run the new poll. I propose these as the nominees:

Amberlynn
Anna
Chantal
Juliana
Simply Sara
Tammy

Nikocado is too young, hasn't always been fat, and isn't as big as our gorls so I highly doubt it'll be him.
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I think Ragen's missus is going to be next!
 
Initially I thought I’d stick with Tammy but TLC seem somewhat invested in keeping her alive….so I voted other with Juliana my pick.
 
Sticking with Chantal. I think she’ll crash the bingemobile while DUI or one of the middle eastern men she’s fucking around with will kill her.
 
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