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Fetish Roulette said:
Nickocado Avocado is VERY fat and eats unhealthy food for a living. I think it would be a crime to leave him off of the death pool at this point, especially given exacerbating factors like his emotional instability.
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Seconded. The man not only eats like an absolute unfathomable fat fuck, but he does it frequently in massive quantities and HAS to keep doing so to continue making a living.

Other death fats might eat trash and generally be unhealthy fuckups, but nobody else is eating massive quantities of junk for a living.
 
My own personal bias aside, Boogie should definitely be 1. Moved to deathfats and 2. Be a contender for next to drop, he’s permanently dark red in the face, can barely walk (has to carry his leg behind him everywhere limping) and probably puts away 5000 calories a day minimum in pizza and soda.

I’m dissapointed I lost, I had Chantal to die within the current month, I’m still putting my money behind her for the next one though
 
Chantal is still a wild card, but once they're bedbound you know you lost.

With JULIANA going to the next round, it's hard to decide to vote on her... She's basically bedbound, but she's barely 30, if that?

Polissa is new, so most people don't know her.
Corissa is old and FAT and shits herself constantly.

Kelly has her husbands health care. Corissa has JULIANA's but what happens when J can't work?

I would add one or both of the -issa's before fat Kelly. But it took so long for someone to die, I don't know...

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Tess Holliday seems to look alarmingly fatter and fatter each time I peek in on her. It's difficult to tell because they both abuse filters like crazy, but she may be rivaling or surpassing Chantal's BMI. Additionally, she's vaping constantly, and her bloated/ruddy face and social media pics seems to indicate that she's drinking a lot, too. The type of apple-bodied fat distribution she has is the most dangerous type to have. Not to mention the effect on her heart from dealing with a huge amount of stress from: 1) dwindling modeling jobs, coupled with living in a high cost area; 2) constant fighting with the haydurs in her social media because she HAS to always have the last word; and, 3) the increasing difficulty in finding a partner due to her ballooning physique and well-publicized phoniness, hypocrisy, and nasty attitude.
 
I think Fat Ash belongs in the poll, based on her ever increasing lack of activity, and just based on a feeling.
And definitely J, Anna O'Brian, Tammy and Kelly.

Corissa doesn't belong yet because she is still pretty mobile.
I don't think Polissa is quite there yet, either. It's hard to tell with her since she's a liar and a munchie.
 
Polissa I'm on the fence about. From the few pictures we've seen she's not nearly as massive as some here, but she's extraordinarily sedentary, saying that she spends most of her time in bed. Her heart attack could happen because of deep vein thrombosis, not because of a fatty heart.

Corissa should be on the list. She's more mobile than most on the list, but she's got massive inflammation and she's been spending time at the hospital.
 
Fetish Roulette said:
Nickocado Avocado is VERY fat and eats unhealthy food for a living. I think it would be a crime to leave him off of the death pool at this point, especially given exacerbating factors like his emotional instability.
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ok - since nobody had mentioned him after I did, I thought adding him was just my own opinion. Seems a few people are interested.

As for Corissa, I am more inclined to only include one of the pair despite her significant illnesses - you folks pick which. I don't want 15 names in the pool, even 9+other is kind of stretching it but I know we have a lot of popular faces.

stupid frog said:
Chantal is still a wild card, but once they're bedbound you know you lost.

With JULIANA going to the next round, it's hard to decide to vote on her... She's basically bedbound, but she's barely 30, if that?

Polissa is new, so most people don't know her.
Corissa is old and FAT and shits herself constantly.

Kelly has her husbands health care. Corissa has JULIANA's but what happens when J can't work?

I would add one or both of the -issa's before fat Kelly. But it took so long for someone to die, I don't know...

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Preexisting conditions aside, having a death pool with everybody <45 years old at the start and having it conclude in 2.5 years is a pretty monumental achievement IMO. I honestly couldn't be happier with how this random shitpost turned out.
 
tiggles said:
As for Corissa, I am more inclined to only include one of the pair despite her significant illnesses - you folks pick which. I don't want 15 names in the pool, even 9+other is kind of stretching it but I know we have a lot of popular faces.
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Considering though they both have health issues they have family support. J's choices though are more dangerous then Corissa the HRT she is getting is from a company Plume which is not vetting patients for if they even are suited mentally or physically to transition. You pay them you get HRT thats about it.
 
Corissa is much more mobile than behemoth Juliana, whose eyes look truly dead at this point. I made their thread and don't think Corissa is quite ready to be in the pool yet, though I bet she will be by the time Tammy or Juliana wins it.
 
I've caught up on Corissa now and see why Corissa is a strong contender; however I think she's still got a lot of fight in her, and she's got enough spite to keep her going for a bit since death would unequivocally mean weight loss.

I would put Kelly on the poll because she's carrying all that weight on her stomach, and she seems pretty apathetic about life overall.

Fat Ash looks like she won't make it on the poll, but she isn't even posting it seems. I think she may have really given up, in spirit.
 
Ay, I guessed right. This one was a no-brainer though. Only one I’d say was a close contender is Tammy.
 
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Some of those I don’t follow, so I can’t speak to them. But keep Anna and Tess rolling, they are one leg injury away from being bedbound, and once that happens, it’s a 3 year countdown. Anna in particular has been gaining at an incredible rate, and we’ve had fun watching her get less and less mobile with each passing month. She’s also terrified of doctors, so would probably try to drown out a blood clot with a 4,000 calorie snack.

Chantel is in terrible fat condition too but with her mental illness, there are a wider range of deaths for her (murder, car accident, drug OD) so even though she’s yet not as fat as some, she could be a dark horse. Same with Nikocado. I used to think he was an entertaining troll who’d give it up when he reached his 300 lb goal, but now I realize he’s more of a Chance Carmichael and gets off gaining and is going to go all the way. He was meant to be slim and his hearts gonna give up.

Boogie too, he’s almost 50, ate right through his bypass, has been hundreds of pounds overweight his entire life, and has clear circulation problems in his face and legs, and whenever he does walk, which is not often, he has a pronounced limp. Plus, it’s just time for the world to be rid of that whining, narcissistic, misogynistic pedophile.

Jude is fat and sloppy but I don’t think she’s ready for the leaderboard yet. Give her a couple more years of being lazy and grifting. She’ll be ready by 30.
 
I nominate J and/or Corissa next, and I'm vacillating between Ash and Amber for second place pick. I feel like Amber's kind of a wild card, but is absolutely massive and has been looking worse and worse with every YT video.
 
Simon said:
I nominate J and/or Corissa next, and I'm vacillating between Ash and Amber for second place pick. I feel like Amber's kind of a wild card, but is absolutely massive and has been looking worse and worse with every YT video.
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Given the way Ash has suddenly disappeared, I'm curious about her current state of health.
 
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